December 22, 2017 at 03:55PM from The Babylon Bee
CUPERTINO, CA—Amid recent revelations confirming that Apple iPhones are secretly throttled by Apple updates as they get older, the company confirmed Friday that all iPhones are now being programmed to completely self destruct the exact moment a new model is announced. Apple will send a signal to all existing iPhone models at the very moment […]
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via The Babylon Bee
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