PLANO, TX—The lone survivor of the recent nuclear apocalypse triggered by Donald Trump’s saber rattling over North Korea and other hostile foreign powers reportedly told no one in particular that he was at least happy that Hillary Clinton didn’t win the 2016 election, sources confirmed Friday. Sitting on a pile of smoldering rubble while taking […]
. . . finish reading ‘At Least Hillary Didn’t Win,’ Says Lone Survivor Of Nuclear Apocalypse.
via The Babylon Bee