MIAMI, FL—Stating his neurological processes were “deeply moved” by the pitiful sight of a homeless man begging for money, local atheist Bert Arterburn suddenly performed a random act of socially programmed altruism for the survival of his species, sources confirmed Thursday. Aterburn selflessly handed the man a twenty dollar bill as part of his spontaneous […]
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