January 17, 2018 at 11:11AM from The Babylon Bee
Brought to you by STREAMWOOD, IL—For the first time in its 67-year history, the Awana program has disqualified a competitor during its annual olympics, when illegal levels of Mountain Dew were discovered in his system. According to sources, ten-year-old Sparkie Brendan Matthews, of Greensboro, NC, was stripped of his medals when post-event testing revealed he […]
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