CHESAPEAKE, VA—Utilizing his “stop and frisk” policy he has instituted to make sure no “funny business” makes it into his house of worship’s services, First Baptist Church head security guard Jon R. Geldof was able to detain a man Sunday morning after busting him trying to smuggle an ornate tambourine into the service. “When we […]
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via The Babylon Bee