U.S.—According to a new FDA report, the chicken present in Chick-fil-A sandwiches and nuggets has been found to contain a highly addictive amount of crack cocaine. An FDA agent was compelled to investigate after realizing he was completely addicted to Chick-fil-A, going so far as to wait outside his local restaurant early Monday morning to […]
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via The Babylon Bee