MESA BLUFFS, AZ—Although local believer Drew Baker has been to several Taylor Swift concerts and owns the popular country-pop singer’s entire discography, he still denied knowing anything about her three times while milling about in the courtyard outside the doors of First Baptist Church Sunday morning, sources confirmed. According to witnesses, Baker was seen idly […]
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