JACKSON, MS—Just moments after warming up his fingers to the driving bass riff at the beginning of Black Sabbath’s 1971 hit “Children of the Grave” at Hilltop Baptist Church Sunday morning, bassist Charlie “The Reaper” Wilson suddenly burst into a blazing fireball, horrified witnesses confirmed. After Wilson showed up to worship practice his usual 45 […]
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via The Babylon Bee