SANTA BARBARA, CA—Larry Turko, Head of Welcome Team Operations at Marooned Church, was seen before service Sunday lurking in a shrubbery near the church door, ready to pounce on unsuspecting visitors. Turko picked out his hiding spot within a some dense greenery and lie in wait “like a lion, seeking whom he may devour.” Finally, […]
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via The Babylon Bee