WORLD—If you’re looking to garner some extra favor with the Most High by going on a Facebook fast in order to focus on Him for a while, make sure you loudly announce that you’re going off Facebook for a while. A new rule issued by heavenly decree revises the rules for earning points with God, […]
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via The Babylon Bee