June 01, 2018 at 06:11AM from The Babylon Bee
HOUSTON, TX—After numerous credible reports surfaced of megachurch prosperity preacher Joel Osteen “absolutely mangling” various Bible verses, a council of associate pastors at Lakewood Church voted unanimously to force the preacher to wear a body cam at all times in order to monitor his interactions with the Scriptures. The pastor must wear the shoulder-mounted body […]
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