March 08, 2018 at 02:10PM from The Babylon Bee
HOUSTON, TX—Multiple witnesses claim they’ve spotted Joel Osteen’s personal Bible, shivering, hungry, and homeless, under a local freeway overpass begging for food and money. Several claim the Bible was holding up a cardboard sign claiming it would exegete itself for food. “The poor thing looks seriously neglected and abused,” one woman said after handing a […]
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