RIO LINDA, CA—Local believer in Christ, Edward Myers, revealed Thursday that he has significantly more quotes from quirky 2004 comedy Napoleon Dynamite memorized than Bible verses, despite the fact that the 38-year-old has identified as a Christian and owned a Bible his entire life. “I like to store up lines from Napoleon Dynamite in my […]
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