BOISE, ID—Local account manager and “missionary dating” veteran Harrison Clark, 32, reported that he is confident that his next attempt to “date a hot chick right into the Kingdom” will ultimately be fruitful and yield a convert, after 16 consecutive failed attempts. While most people would be discouraged or might seek a different method of […]
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via The Babylon Bee