September 08, 2017 at 03:16PM from The Babylon Bee
SEATTLE, WA—Lifeline Community Church’s Pastor of Business Development confirmed Monday that the 5,000-member congregation would now be offering a belief-matching guarantee, promising to lower its doctrinal standard to meet whatever any competing congregation believes, “or your money back.” Church visitors are invited to bring in a printed-out copy of any religion or competing church’s statement […]
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