October 30, 2017 at 11:54AM from The Babylon Bee
SAN DIMAS, CA—Nutritionists reported Monday they are “totally baffled” by local youth pastor Kyle “Krazy 8” Brenton, as the minister to high schoolers has survived entirely on pizza and mountain dew for the past thirteen years. Brenton reportedly consumes the high-calorie, high-fat food and sugar-saturated beverages at breakfast, lunch, and dinner, not once getting a […]
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