MAPLE OAK, WV—Longtime First Baptist Church member George Ivory self-identified as a visitor Sunday morning in an attempt to park in the premier visitor’s parking section of the church’s lot, sources confirmed. Ivory pulled his ’77 Buick Park Avenue into a prime parking space clearly marked ‘VISITOR,’ waving and smiling at confused parking attendees, according […]
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via The Babylon Bee