SAN DIEGO, CA—While attempting to return to take His church up into glory Friday morning, Jesus of Nazareth was reportedly detained by U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents, who have been instructed to halt immigration from several major Middle Eastern and African countries. As the Messiah descended into Chula Vista while kicking off the foretold, […]
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