YONKERS, NY—Local man Kyle Peterson finally and miraculously awoke out of a year-long coma Thursday, stating he was excited to see how much humanity had accomplished since he hit his head riding his bike in October of last year. “I can’t wait to catch up on all my favorite actors, political pundits, and comedians,” he […]
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via The Babylon Bee