WEST, TX—According to sources close to local grandfather Austin Williams, the American believer spent Tuesday afternoon searching the Scriptures for “that one part” where it says that only people born in the United States are made in the image of God. “I know it’s in here somewhere—I could’ve sworn it was in Genesis,” Williams reportedly […]
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via The Babylon Bee