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U.S.—A group of major news organizations joined the Associated Press today in announcing a new policy of simply reporting on the handful of remaining celebrities out there who still haven’t sexually assaulted anyone that we know of. The policy was enacted in order to save time and avoid wasting thousands of man-hours uncovering scandal after […]
. . . finish reading Media Now Just Offering Daily Update On Handful Of Remaining Celebrities Not Embroiled In Scandals.
via The Babylon Bee