U.S.—According to reports from around the nation, Americans have modified their collective morning regimens to include checking if World War 3 has started yet. The majority of citizens have added the activity between brushing their teeth and making their morning pot of coffee, sources confirmed. “Americans everywhere have begun casually pulling out their smartphones and […]
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via The Babylon Bee