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PACIFIC OCEAN—A deep-sea submarine sent to the bottom of the Mariana Trench to research bottom-dwelling sea creatures made an even more fascinating discovery: the United States’ moral high ground, which had sunk so low that it was previously thought to be lost forever by marine biologists. Murky footage from the submarine showed the small patch of land […]
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via The Babylon Bee