WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a brief moment of introspection in which President Trump was reportedly thinking about how to handle the volatile situation in North Korea, witnesses claim a miniaturized version of Pastor Robert Jeffress of First Baptist Church of Dallas appeared on the commander in chief’s shoulder and whispered, “Nuke ’em, Donald!” in an attempt to […]
. . . finish reading ‘Nuke ‘Em, Donald,’ Tiny Robert Jeffress Whispers Into Trump’s Ear.
via The Babylon Bee