ATLANTA, GA—After a rapid series of missteps by the news giant in recent weeks, alarmed scientists are now warning that a black hole may form as a result of CNN’s violent implosion, which seems to be accelerating. “If CNN keeps collapsing in on itself at this astounding rate, this is a very real possibility,” physicist […]
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via The Babylon Bee