June 12, 2017 at 02:02PM from The Babylon Bee
OCEANVIEW, CA—A mid-service stretch can be distracting, but for one woman, it may have determined her eternal fate. According to witnesses, local woman Genevieve Rearden grew restless approximately eight minutes into Grace Baptist Church’s weekly altar call Sunday morning and yawned, raising her hands high above her head to stretch the muscles in her back. […]
. . . finish reading Woman Stretching During Altar Call Accidentally Accepts Christ.
via The Babylon Bee
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