March 15, 2018 at 03:02PM from The Babylon Bee
ARRAKIS, OR—Local worship pastor Troy “T-Waffle” Lansing was excited to find that his Twitter follower count broke 3,000 on Saturday evening. The worship minister had been promoting his account hard, using several church interns to try to garner more and more followers for his social media presence. Lansing was less excited to find the event […]
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