BUFFALO GROVE, IL—Uttering a mystical incantation that summoned the power of Moses from on high, worship leader Tommy “Hilfiger” Jackson utilized the supernatural force to achieve a perfect side-part, low-fade hairstyle, sources confirmed Tuesday. “O Great Moses, descend upon me now and grant me the power of the part,” Jackson intoned as candles flickered eerily […]
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