Urban Thug Response Plan

10/18/2020

It's important to know when the community is in danger.

To help, we created this chart.

URBAN THUG RESPONSE PLAN

Tragedy happens -
Disaster happens -
Sports team loses -
Sports team wins -
National holiday -
Police controversy -
Lack social events -
Nothing fun to do -
Feeling rowdy -
Manhood impugned -
Need a date -

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