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Sooner Fans Held to 25% Stadium Occupancy and Beer Consumption!

8/27/2020

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Time For Some FOOTBALL!!   (I do mean some)
by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

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The Oklahoma Sooners Start the Pandemic Season with Twenty-five Percent Rules 
(for safety and cost-saving measures)
  • 25% of the stadium will be in use for home games
  • 25% of the Sooner Pride Marching Band will be at home games
  • 25% of the fans at this e games will be allowed to get drunk at home games
  • 25% of the Gaylord Stadium toilets will flush
  • 25% of the OU Cheerleaders will be blond and no male cheerleaders at home games
  • Beer will be sold in 4oz. Containers for 25 cents!!  True shat, look at ousooners.com
  • 25% of toilet paper dispensers will be full!  No shat!!
  • Face masks and butt masks required on all entries into stadium!




Expand College Football Playoffs During Pandemic?
Since College Football is in the Middle of a Pandemic, WTFrick it’s time to have 6 or 8 teams on the College Football Championship Series!!  Most college teams have a slightly reduced football schedule, especially in the power 5!!  With the 3rd, through 6th rated teams playing to meet the top 2 college teams can be a good chance in the year of the Coronavirus!  Why not?




August 28 FOS High School Picks:

Bixby 45 Union 42
     Union has changed it’s mascot name from the Redskins to the Pole Cats until a name can be agreed upon by the Union Board!!  The Pole Cats have a Division 1 secondary which was picked apart by Spartan QB Mason Williams!!  Bixby Junior Speedster Braylin Pressley reminds me of an old Tom and Jerry cartoon ’cause that cat is fast!!  Braylin is the younger brother of Brennan Pressley who will play for Oklahoma State this year!!  Mason stats read 27-40, 1 interception, 4 touchdowns, and a Tik Tok in the end zone!!

Jenks 52 Springdale Har-Ber 35
     Contrary to popular belief Har-Ber is not a German restaurant in Springdale, Arkansas!  But I must say there are numerous Sonics in the Springdale, Arkansas area!!  Jenks has too many Trojan horses for this rodeo!! 






Cascia Hall 33 Victory Christian 16
     The Mid-town Catholics drilled the southside Christians!  Or possibly the Jackie Cooper Mercedes defeated the Jim Glover Suburbans!!
                       VS





at East Central 30 Hale 12
     The Hale Rangers keep getting better with each new coach they hire!  This year the 52 members of the Hale team will be coached by Isaiah Irvin who was the defensive coordinator for the Edison Eagles!!


Broken Arrow 42 Bentonville West 30
     ESPN will be there with a new High School Game Day sponsored by GermX Hand Sanitizer!!  This game was moved to Broken Arrow for ESPN telecast since their press boxes are much larger than Bentonville's!  Broken Arrow coach David Alexander will have his team ready to take on the Bentonville West Wolverines!!  Broken Arrow has a lot of young talent in 2020 whether it is a coronavirus year or not!!  Tiger linemen in Broken Arrow are produced like Tyson chickens in NW Arkansas!!




Bishop Kelley 38 Poteau 13
     The Comets from Kelley play the Pirates from Poteau at Angelo Prassa field in midtown Tulsa!!  Look at the Kelley student body to see all the most updated clothing styles and pandemic masks for your high schoolers!!



Booker T Washington 61 Southmore 12
     Superstar BTW Quarterback Gentry Williams threw for 2 touchdowns, ran for 1 touchdown, and had 5 tackles in the first half!!  New coach Jonathan Brown, a former Hornet, Tennessee Volunteer, and NFL player should have BTW in the hunt for the gold ball!




Owasso 46 Edmond Sante Fe 20
     I am not dropping names but Owasso Rams defensive coordinator Antonio ’the Man’ Graham is on auto-dial on my Nokia flip phone!!!  The Ram’s nasty defense with middle linebacker Emaud Triplet will make it real tough for Santa Fe to move the ball until the reserves are in the game!!







Wagoner 38 at Claremore 3
     Zebras Wideout/Tight end Chase Nanni caught two touchdown passes, made 10 tackle, 1 pass deflection, drove the team bus to the Claremore Hammett House, took their orders, and cooked their chicken fried steak!!!  Google it!  True shat!

  


 
  FOS Mom-O-Meter   Claremore Mom's .987 Wagoner Mom's .980.  In the last contest, the Claremore moms challenged the Wagoner moms to a hot dog eating contest!!  Obviously, the Zebra moms, having the top female Weiner eater in the Midwest, Zora Dinkwinder, took the competition by downing 38 jumbo dogs in 30 minutes!!  The closest Wagoner Weiner eater was 13!  
   

  FOS Friday Night Lights Diner of the Week:  Hugo’s Family Diner- 1217 Archer Drive, Claremore, Ok.  When Claremore wins on Friday night the team gets free blueberry pancakes and bacon Saturday morning!!  This will take a 4 Bushells of blueberries and 2 whole hogs to feed the Zebra men after a Friday night lights victory!!



Words of Wisdom from the unwise one:  Never buy advance Justin Beiber tickets during a pandemic!!  What Ever!

Have a great sports week!

FOS


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August 24, 2020 at 09:23AM


Sooner Fans Held to 25% Stadium Occupancy and Beer Consumption!

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Top Oklahoma High School Football Diners

8/6/2020

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Fans will be in attendance at all of Bryan in Tulsa’s football picks in 2020!!

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The Football Super Picker is Back in 2020!!

With a record of 1,246 correct picks and 2 incorrect picks, FOS B in T will make all his high school, college and pro picks at full stadiums with team Coronavirus masks on everyone!!  

ATTENTION- IF NO FOOTBALL I WILL PICK OTHER ITEMS TO PICK FROM!!!!!!!!!!! LITERALLY!  hehe



Jacob Johnson, High School Sophomore from Mustang, Oklahoma could be best dual-sport athlete in America!!

                             

The two-sport Mustang phenom, already a highly coveted football recruit, had long been awaiting his first Division I basketball offers - but to no avail. That all changed in a span of 48 hours this past week, as Oklahoma State, TCU, and Oklahoma extended basketball scholarships to the 2023 standout.  In-state schools Oklahoma and Oklahoma State have offered football and basketball scholarships to Jacobe Johnson before the start of his sophomore year at Mustang High!!  At 6’3” and 185 pounds he could be a wideout or defensive back in college or a guard in college basketball!!  He is a huge Sooner fan but his dad played basketball for Billy Tubbs at TCU!!



FOS Top 8 Friday High School Football 
Diners 2020:

  1.  Click’s Steakhouse – Pawnee
The shining stars at Click’s are the huge, hand-cut steaks that are uniquely seasoned with a closely-guarded secret recipe and cooked on a hot griddle. The steaks at Click’s are known for being fork-tender and plate-sized. Choose between prime rib, filet mignon, ribeyes or T-bones and feast on Southern side dishes such as okra, sweet potatoes and sautéed mushrooms. For dessert, you can’t go wrong with Click’s made-from-scratch pies and a serving of cherry, apple, peach or blackberry cobbler.

2.  White Dog Hill,   Clinton, Ok
White Dog Hill Restaurant in Clinton is the perfect place to go to take you a million miles away from the busyness of life and the perfect place to go before a Clinton football game!!  It is situated on a hill and offers panoramic prairie views, amazing sunsets, incredible food, and a nostalgic atmosphere.



3.  Kendall’s Restaurant.  Noble, Oklahoma  
Kendall’s Restaurant is one of those small town restaurants with a reputation that reaches around the state. South of Norman in the town of Noble, Kendall’s Restaurant (100 S Main St, Noble) is known for chicken fried steak and fried Oklahoma mountain oysters!!



4.  Hammett House Restaurant – Claremore Hot spot for Claremore Football games!

A local staple since the 1960s, the Hammet House is known for its home cooking and well-prepared American comfort food. Visitors to this Claremore mainstay will enjoy freshly-cut steaks, onion ring balls, old-fashioned burgers, catfish “po-boy” sandwiches, pork chops, ham steaks, hot mashed potato rolls and more. A trip to the Hammett House wouldn’t be complete without a serving of the restaurant’s famous mile-high pies, made fresh each morning.




5.   Hatfield's Grill, Address: 11223 East Admiral Boulevard, Tulsa, OK, 74116.      East Central, Hale, Central Memorial, and BTW are in range for this 5-star restaurant!!
Hatfield’s Grill will never let you down with their excellent service and tasty food. They serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner six days a week. It's located inside Garrett's Country Store & Grill, so you can pick up some snacks, gifts, and drinks to take home. One of the top recommendations from patrons is the fried chicken. It's breaded just right and seasoned with the perfect amount of spices.

6.  Mugsy's Grubhouse, Address: 215 West Chicago Avenue, Yale, OK 74085

Looking for a new dining spot to enjoy a delicious meal in a great atmosphere? This small town grub house in Yale serves up the most delicious food that’s worth the extra drive to experience it. It's a Western-themed steakhouse that will take you back in time to the late 1800s but with a beautiful modern twist.

7.  Tacos N Taters Fajitas, Address: 112 West Floral Avenue, Frederick, OK, 73542
This small town restaurant offers a unique combination of Mexican food and potatoes. You wouldn’t think the two go together like bread and butter, but they know how to mix things up so they complement each other just right. They bring unique flavors from Mexico to the Sooner State and offer some of the best Mexican food around.



8.  Prairie Smoke BBQ,  Blackwell, Ok

Close to Friday Night Lights at Tonkawa, Newkirk, Perry, and of course Blackwell!
Yes....it will take you about 10 minutes to get there but it is soooo much better than the franchise choices. This place is right in the middle of the old downtown district. The parking is at the front door. The service is super fast, the food excellent, and the staff extremely helpful and friendly. You will see far more locals than outsiders, so that speaks volumes.




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FOS Projected National League Central Division Finish:

1.  St Louis Cardinals -      36-24      --
Too much veteran pitching and rookie Dylan Carlson is the real deal!

2.  Cincinnati Reds -     33 - 27     3     GB
Good young hitters, pitching average.

3.  Milwaukee Brewers -  31- 29     5     GB
Outfielders Yelich and Braun will have good years but pitching sucks!

4.  Chicago Cubs - 25 - 35     11    GB
Cubbies seem to have a strong corner power with Bryant and Rizzo, the rest are .240 line drive hitters with average fielding!

5.  Pittsburg Pirates - 23 - 37.     13      GB
The Pirates have bat thunder but getting pitching is still the story!




FOS Top 5 College Assistant Coaches that could be a Head Coach tomorrow:


  1. Brent Venables Defensive Coordinator Clemson-  Has been the leader in this category for years!!  He may never leave Clemson, family, and comfort comes first!
  2. Mike Elko DC Texas A&M-  A young 43-year-old who is reaching his potential with Aggie's talent!
  3. Alex Grinch, DC Oklahoma- He really made the Washington State defense and has Oklahoma much- Already being eyes for some SEC gigs in 2021!
  4. Graham Harrell OC USC- Graham has a very wanted offensive playbook!!
  5. Marcus Freeman DC Cincinnati - Formerly with Ohio State, he will hang around the Bearcats until head coach Fickell leaves to the power 5!  Freeman will take over Cincinnati, or flee with Fickell! 










FOS Top 5 Coaches Haircuts of All-Time!!


  1. Jimmy Johnson - Coached the Dallas Cowboys, OSU Cowboys, and Miami Hurricane.  He once did some drills without a helmet against OSU Cowboy players with helmets and cracked three helmets!!  His hair spray was also used in two James Bond movies in the seventies to stop bullets!!
  2. Mike Gundy - Current Coach of the OSU Cowboys.  He has set the standard in Mullett hairstyles all over the world!!!  He has been asked to be a consultant for the movie Joe Dirt II which release date is July of 2021!  Google it!
  3. Pat Riley - Coached the L.A. Lakers and Miami Heat.  Was GQ cover boy from the sports arena for years!  Folks that do not follow NBA basketball insist he is from the Gambino mob!!  He once ran out of Gel-cream and canceled a press conference!!
  4. Pete Carroll - Head Coach Seattle Seahawks-  Coach Pete is in great shape and for 89 years old!!  His hair makes him look 51!!
  5. B in T - Coached a number of Little League games!!   Never lost!!  Google it!  His hair is so obnoxious that small birds live in it!!  No Shat!!




FOS Number One Pro Football Haircut of all Time:

John Unitas - Baltimore Colts 
















FOS Bobbleheads:   
My eldest granddaughter Ana is 3 years old.  Her mother is very competitive and wanted a sport that might be more challenging for this young whippersnapper!!  So she has Ana in youth trick water skiing in Langley, Oklahoma!!  Ana is very intrigued by her looks in her trick water skiing class (as seen in pictures below!)  Ana placed third in the Grand Lake toddler trick ski off!!

Also,
I have explained to all 5 of my grandchildren (4 girls and 1 boy) that boys let smelly farts and girls let dainty fluffies!!!!! 




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Have a great sports week!!

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August 02, 2020 at 09:51AM


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