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College Football Invaded by the Pumpkin Man!

9/30/2020

FOS/ Bryan in Tulsa

The OU/Texas rivalry is very similar to the Biden/Trump Presidential Election rivalry!! They both have a very old past and they both hate each other!! Also: Disabled Bocce Ball is back!

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FOS Notes:

My Center for Physically Limited is just about to get fully back to pre Coronavirus form!! The All American Boccia team is ready for an in house tournament to get the competitive juices flowing again!! Starting on the 1st of October we have a month-long tournament to see who can be the best boccia player in the world! A number of folks in the tournament want to play me first not because of my glowing personality but simply my ability to suck the most!!
Look for Baker Mayfield to start looking over his shoulder at Case Keenan, for the Browns!!
Owasso 38 at Missouri State 31 This game was scheduled to replace Missouri State vs. Central Arkansas, so coach Blankenship volunteered to fill in!! Missouri State offered 100 used laptops to Owasso to play the game at Bears Stadium in Springfield, Missouri!
The Big 12 has changed the name of the Iowa State and Kansas State rivalry to the Midwest’s largest pillow fight!! Watch out for the Conference USA intramural teams Big 12!!
A week ago Kirk Herbstreit of College Gameday had the Texas Tinyhorns in the final four college football playoffs!! Immediately men in white suits took Mr. Herbstreit someplace quiet and padded!!

FOS College Picks

Pumpkin ? Man sighting in Lawrence, Kansas!?!?!?!

Oklahoma 45 at Iowa State 42

The Clones are having trouble beating multi-directional schools and ISU intermural teams!! The Pandemic Heisman Trophy winner to be, Spencer Rattler, threw for 3 touchdowns with 0 pics!! Rattler did a ’Mahomesish move’ behind the back pass to 6’10” 345 lbs Austin Stogner!! If you are good enough and have the huevos to go behind the back, make sure your receiver is the size of a barn!! The game was delayed in the third quarter when two Sooner cheerleaders became hooked by their COVID shields! Fortunately, the Des Moines rescue team had a jaws of life and the two male Cheerleaders were separated and the game resumed!

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Oklahoma State 51 at Kansas 21

A pumpkin man sighting was documented at the Kansas Campus Library!! Pumpkin Man handed out edible chocolates on the main floor library and the basement library to KU students who did not know there was a game going on or did not know what a football was!! Great win on the road against a Division III team!! Kansas Basketball and future Hall of Famer Bill ’Hollywood’ Self attended the game wearing an OKC Thunder dress shirt! Ummmmm.......??? Lawrence, Kansas is beautiful in October and a picture-perfect place to catch the Coronavirus!! Coach Gundy and his wife, had dinner with the Self’s and discussed their commercial OAN that comes out Thanksgiving day!! True story! No shat!

**********UPSET SPECIAL**********

Tulsa 31 at UCF 27

The Golden Hurricane players are upbeat and serious about demolishing UCF!! The whole team of TU players go to a Friday night movie in Orlando called ’The Night Before Halloween’!! The group arrived late to check-in and coach Montgomery came out of the manager's office and talked to them about dedication!!! Coach Monte was noticeably upset and canceled ’the read a book to bed’ hour!! Zac Smith of Tulsa is the real deal and passed for 307 yards and 3 touchdowns and 1 interception!! The TU happy timers (70 years and up) were given the Hustle Award for not falling during the entire reception at Furr's after the game!

Mississippi State 42 Arkansas 23

The Bulldogs never lose at home! The Razorback players and the Mississippi State players now have a Friday pre-game movie in Starkville! The movie (all players 3 seats apart) was Halloween special ’Chucky’!!! Some players became nauseous and tossed their groceries in the Starkville AMC theater!!! The Razorbacks Coach Pittman and Coach Leach stopped the movie and told some alien and ghost stories and the young Bulldogs felt much better!!

West Virginia 37 Baylor 31

Mountaineer coach Neal Brown told his players that Baylor was musket fodder and they should win by two touchdowns! This pregame speech went into the annals of West Virginia pre-game speeches lore and Coach Brown was given a 3-year extension to his contract! New Baylor Coach Aranda brought his whole family to West Virginia, for the last time! Pic

Kansas State 34 Texas Tech 31

Red Raider QB Alan Bowman threw 3 touchdowns and unfortunately 3 interceptions!! The Mildcats QB Skylar Thomas is still running the QB counterplay for 2 yards and a cloud of grounded tennis shoes offense!! This tribute is for the great Coach Bill Snyder and his QB counters!!

Alabama 42 Texas A&M 31

Alabama coach Grumpy Saban was upset after the game that he only has 2 Alabama Highway patrolmen to escort him off the field, and not the usual 4!! He was very short and angry at the post-game press conference!! What’s new!

Texas 45 TCU 31

Friday, TCU Singer-songwriter coach Patterson and Texas Coach Herman played golf on Herman’s 18 hole golf course in his back yard!!

Georgia 42 Auburn 31

Auburn coach Calzone is getting his resume updated again!! TU??

SMU 37 Memphis 35

Not worthy of an upset special, but close!!

FOS High School Picks:

Union 47 Putnam City 13

Union finally found a team they could beat!! All they had to do was travel to the west side of Oklahoma City!!

Owasso 52 at Norman North 18

The Owasso Rams and coach B are attempting to approach the Big 12 for membership!! True shat! Norman North can drop to 3A and no one would notice!

Broken Arrow 38 at Jenks 37

Great game but number 3- 6A1 Broken Arrow overcame mental errors to defeat number 2 6A1 Jenks! The Trump no mask fans and the Mumbles Biden wear masks to bed fans became embroiled at halftime and a number of slap fights broke out!

Stillwater 32 at Del City 22

Stillwater Pioneers have asked for a rematch of the Bixby game that was canceled due to the COV19 outbreak with the Stillwater players and student body!! Upon further discussion, the Stillwater Athletic Director declined to play due to lack of balls, or huevos!

BTW 42 at Bartlesville 24

Booker T’s speed surprised even the Bruins who happen to have some quick times quick on their own team!! BTW currently has 10 Division 1 prospects on the varsity and 2 freshmen and an 8th grader who have D1 offers as well!! Seriously awesome dudes!

Bixby 62 at Putman City West 12

Local Bixby Coronavirus expert Bucky Fauci (uncle of) created a mask that looks similar to the Michael Myers mask on the movie Halloween!! The Bixby players looked very intimidating to the PC West players and caused some of the gents to hide behind the offensive lineman!!

Bishop Kelley 38 Durant 6

BK continues to put the Lions in the W column each year!! Comets RB Owen Heineke ran over Durant players like they were ants under a mammoth elephant!!

Tahlequah 42 Nathan Hale 12

So far the only game my alma mater could possibly win was canceled by the Coronavirus!! Keep pounding Rangers!

Pryor 33 at Glenpool 20

The Pryor Tigers go to Glenpool and kick some booty!! The Warriors are tough to beat at home but Pryor has some beefcakes upfront!!

FOS Mom O Meter Glenpool moms .974 Pryor moms.970 We have some of the most competitive moms in the history of the FOS mom O meter!! The final difference came down to the yodeling contest where the judge from Kay County was the only one who failed to give Yanka Lichtenstein from Pryor a 100.00 for her perfect rendition of Yo da ley li, yo da le li HO!! Shameful!!

FOS Ma and Pa Diner of the Week-

Speedy’s Mexican Grill- 14797 Casper street west. This little spicy hot death chamber once served Mad Dog 357 on some refried beans and was shut down for a fricken week!!

Cascia Hall 38 Spiro 27
The lights are always on at the Cascia weight room
and Coach Medina and the athletic staff have
made it part of the initiation to have a student-athletes
sit in a chair and watch the fluorescent lights in case
they turn off 24 hours a day!! That is where Coach
Medina has his team focussed by weight room light duty!
He once benched the team's star QB for taking his eyes off
the light board during spring camp!! He was checking out a cheerleader!
Give the dude a break!!

Wagoner 42 Bristow 12

Wagoner may not lose again until 2022!!

Very strong defense this year!!

Cushing 38 Harrah 6

The Cushing sophomore studs seem to be kicking some asses!! The young fellows were requested to take a roid test and a rabis test to go along with the COV19 test!! My nephew received a 15-yard personal foul penalty for knocking the Harrah punter on his butt for being a mouthy punk!! His mom made him send apology cards to the young punter runt, Harrah and Cushing School Board and Principals PLUS his father Mike made him stay home while they went, Bambi / deer hunting!! Very inhumane to the young man!!

Holland Hall 42 at Central 27

Two real strong 3A teams headed for the playoffs!!

Blackwell 38 Perry 20

Maroons Vs Maroons!! A tough crowd in Blackwell as the Morrill's, Blakely’s and the Bechtel's continue their annual deer hunting competition and smack talk at the game!! Blackwell has 3 wins this year which is the most since the big giant airplane props were installed in the wheat fields!!

?????Pumpkin Man spotted at - CANEY VALLEY - ??????

Pumpkin Man was spotted Thursday at the Caney Valley Speedway where he drove the Speedway A Feature pace car!! He threw Nestle's miniature pumpkin creamers to the speedway crowd!!

Hominy 35 at Caney Valley 24

Hominy is the home of future NFL and current Tulsa linebacker Zaven Collins!! Zaven’s mom is a friend of Faked Out Sports although she does not know it yet!! Hominy rocks and so do the Collins!!

FOS NFL Picks:

Broncos 31 at Jets 17

Denver QB Lock is a favorite of Faked Out Sports and wins ugly but he........wins!! The Jet fans are moving to Jersey to see a real high school football team!!

Cowboys 34 Browns 13

So far the debut of WR C.D. Lamb from Oklahoma has been semi-spectacular, at best! Against the Browns, he caught 8 passes for 165 yards and 1 touchdown! The C.D.s’ performance against the Browns semi-spectacular performance to a pretty darn spectacular performance!!

Chiefs 28 Patriots 24

Chief’s have more problems with current Pats QB Cam Newton than the old-timer Tom Brady!! Cam is bigger than most of the Chief lineman, boom Cam boom! The New England fans nick named Cam the big banana!!

Bears 26 Colts 21

The Bears square-jawed QB Mitch Trubinsky played very well and the defense led DE Cleo Mack held on to beat the Colts!! The Colts are considering bringing back Peyton Manning!!

Texans 36 Vikings 28

The Texans drilled the Vikings, with Deshaun Watson throwing for 3 touchdowns and 1 pick!!

Steelers 32 at Titans 21

The Steelers wheeled out Ben Roethlisberger in the second half after being placed in a body cast after a hit by the entire Titan linebacking core! Ben threw two touchdowns in the second half!!

FOS Words of wisdom from the unwise one:

If you really must drink bong water then have a grade 5 cleansing the next day!!!

Have a great sports week!

FOS - B in T

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Old TU football pictures = leather helmets

9/23/2020

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FOS Notes:

Mrs. B in T found old TU football picture of her husband! >>>>
Broken Arrow Marion Horn is a Junior Athlete who is running over teams in the early part of the 2020 Pandemic season!! At 6’1” and 175 pounds he has scholarship offers from numerous Power 5 teams!!
Adam Wainright at 39 years old and is the best pitcher on the Cardinal staff during the Pandemic 2020 year! As long as the curveball curves and the fastball is 88 to 90 miles per hour he may pitch till into his mis 40’s!!
Zaven Collins of TU might be my all-time favorite athletes on TU!! Over Shes Seals and Haward Twilly!! This young man was a Valedictorian at Hominy High School, QB and safety on the football team!! If he stays for one more year Mr. Collins at 6’4” 260 pounds will have a chance at the TU all-time tackles record!! But the NFL may come calling in the 2021 NFL Draft!!
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a noise? If the ACC does not play in 2020 or 2021, will anyone notice??

I really miss the true College Game Day with a huge crowd, Lee Corso, etc.etc.and etcetera!! Saturday morning in early September, the B in T family with baby Charlotte had its own Bobblehead family game day!!
All-time funniest Halloween ? story!As a 14-year-old I was kind of a nerd! Especially when it came to scary movies such as The Exorcist 1973! All by myself at home the Exorcist commercial came on our giant Magnobox record player! As I hit the ground with my knee to turn the Zenith TV on the bell on our 1892 bookshelf moved by itself and on to the floor!! Petrified, I stood outside until mom and Granny Audoo returned home!! Of course they laughed and stated that the the bookshelf is haunted and to this day still makes popping noises!! The haunted bookshelf is still sitting right next to me in the man cave!!

FOS College Football Picks:

Oklahoma 52 Kansas State 23

The Mildcats and coach Kliemer had to replace 9 offensive starters this year!! Being the conference opener for the Sooners, at Norman in front of 20,000 folks with masks is not enviable for a team that upset the Sooners last year! The OU Schooner was shrunk down to one midget pony and a red wagon made by Red Wagon, due to the Pandemic!! New OU tight end Stoglar is the new favorite target for Spencer Rattler!! Rattlers lazars to Stoglar have been so hard that he wears MMA fighting gloves for protection!!

Tulsa 38 at Arkansas State 31

Some of my TU brothers thought it would be fun to go to Jonesborough, Arkansas, and watch Tulsa vs Arkansas State!! When we all closed down a happy hour and came to our senses we decided to stay and hang out at the Stumbling Monkey Bar!! A few TU Cheerleaders were allowed to make the trip to Jonesborough, as long as they were Coronavirus and other diseases tested by Arkansas State doctors ?!! The Tulsa and ASU Cheerleaders must wear masks and must be 6 feet apart!! No triple lux jumps or human towers for TU cheerleaders this year!

Georgia 42 at Arkansas 27

The Georgia Bulldogs are the first to visit Fayetteville’s murder hornet schedule with LSU and Alabama to follow!!! The young Arkansas team played tough for new Coach Pittman but the Bulldogs have too many horses!! Coach Sam did not agree to coach in a pandemic or during an invasion of murder hornets!!

Notre Dame 44 at Wake Forrest 27

The Demon Deacons were solidly pumped to beat the Irish in at Truist Field. I would normally pick a Demon to crush a Leprechaun but this Leprechaun has fangs!!

Oklahoma State 48 West Virginia 18

The Cowboys could be the surprise team in the Big 12 in this Pandemic season! The West Virginia Mountaineers are having trouble recruiting to the hills of Virginia and unlike the movie The Hills Have Eyes, mountaineer families have culture to offer recruits!! OSU first row board bangers have been shrunken down to 15 folks due to the pandemic!! Not nearly as effective as the normal 100 OSU Harvey wall bangers!! The large-headed Pistol Pete was forced to use an orange size Double D bra as his COV mask!! Coach Gundy was upset that band came out on the field while he was doing an interview with OAN network!! ’Darn I hate it when that happens’, was whispered by the Cowboy band director with a smirk!!

Iowa State 37 at TCU 28

Iowa State’s team equipment managers were quarantined at the TCU campus hot spot called the Buffalo Brothers!! They were forced to stay in the Horn Frog room in the back of the bar for 5 days!! Their tab of approximately 25,000 dollars was turned in to the Clone athletic department amongst yelling and gun fire!!

***********UpsetSpecial***********

Texas Tech 32 Texas 27 The Red Raiders are going to ambush the Shorthorns of Texas and realtors all over Austin will commence attempting to sell Coach Herman’s 4.5 million dollar estate!! Texas Tech is no UTEP, Dilly Dilly!!!

Texas A&M 46 Vanderbilt 35

A&M 7 year quarterback Kellen Mond picked apart the Commodores Brick House secondary!! Mrs. B in T's Aunt Donna and Uncle Howard had tickets and were going to invite us if I passed a Covid Test and got rid of some lip fungus!! Didn't happen!!

Baylor 38 Kansas 18

The Baylor Bears ran over the Les Miles coached Jayhawks! The Kansas fans are still mourning the loss of Bill Self to the OKC Thunder!!

FOS High School Picks:

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Pumpkin Man was seen without a mask at the Bixby/Bartlesville game!!! Which is impossible cause his face mask is in all the Target's Halloween sections in Tulsa!

Broken Arrow 48 Westmore 0

Westmore is becoming competitive in the west but the northeast is where major high school ball is played! Coach Alexander felt real good about the win! It was noted by FOS overhead camera, that coach Alexander was wearing a University of Tulsa COV mask!!

Jenks 42 at Enid 18

The Jenks Booster Club bus was pulled over by Enid Police for Violation 1342867- littering in a moving motor home!! A couple of Old Milwaukee beer cans were tossed out the window and grazed an Enid Police cruiser!! A littering warning was given and the Trojan Booster Club was ordered to clean one mile of highway by the 15th of October!!

Owasso 53 Union 20

Owasso QB Seth Hammer who moved in from Claremore to play with Coach Blankenship!! A total of 56 move-ins at the Ram QB position since Coach Bill took over the Rams!! A couple of 3-year-olds with large hands and quick-releases are on the Owasso waiting list to get into the Owasso football cult/pre-school!! The exact same transfer situation is occurring with the new Defensive Coordinator Antonio Graham!! All kids want to be coached by the best!!

Bixby 56 Bartlesville 30

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Pumpkin Man made an appearance behind the visitor bleachers where he passed out yummies for the kids!! The Owasso Police surrounded the area but no Pumpkin Man was seen. Just empty candy wrappers everywhere!! Pumpkin man footprints ? were found and cemented!!

Booker T Washington 42 Choctaw 37

BTW QB Lethan Boone has had some stiff competition but the sophomore’s passing accuracy is better each week!!

Bishop Kelley 31 at McCallister 22

A road trip to McCallister for the Comet parents and a pre-game dinner at What about Bob’s Restuarant on 610 N. Main Street, McCallister!! This restaurant was named after Bob Stoops!! No shat!

Collinsville 42 at Nathan Hale 12

The Cardinal route my Rangers but they manage 2 touchdowns! Keep the fire burning Rangers!!

Pryor 37 Tahlequah 27

Pryor football has a tremendous following and the Tigers have a tremendous no-nonsense team that simply do their assignments and win!! Winner!!

Tuttle 32 Cushing 27

Highly ranked 4A Tuttle plays a tough, gritty Cushing Tiger team!! My bother in law Mike was in attendance and had some choice words for the referees who happen to be from the Tuttle area!! Not cool OSSAA!! Mike, who is like a brother to B in T, is not shy with his words and basically asked the men in stripes if they accepted cash money from the Tuttle Booster club?!? The refs smirked at this comment but when Uncle Mike yelled at the head linesman that he needs to ask Santa for a treadmill for Christmas!! He was then escorted to his truck by a Deputy Barney Fife look alike!!

Wagoner 45 at Cleveland 16

Wagner looks hard to beat this year!! Cleveland county is great snipe hunting!!

Holland Hall 35 at Mannford 16

Holland Hall’s Owen Ostoski has still no offer from Tulsa University where his dad is the leading candidate to be the new Athletic Director, fracking baffling to me!!

Blackwell 35 at Luther 20

The Maroons are attempting to win more than 2 games for the first season since Moses parted the Red Sea, or later!!

FOS Team Mom O Meter - Luther Moms .955 Blackwell Moms .935 The Chicken neck wringing contest separated the Luther Mom's from the Blackwell moms!! I cannot show graphic pictures but let's just say that the Luther moms won the competition by a couple of necks!!

FOS Ma and Pa Dinner of the Week!

The Chicken Shack 18726 Highway 66 Luther, OK. Might be the best chicken spot in Oklahoma!! Great outdoor atmosphere and the chickens from the neck wringing contest were served that evening!

Tonkawa 31 at Morrison 18

The Buccaneers will have their hands full with Morrison and all their state titles!!

FOS NFL ? PICKS:

Browns 36 Washington 20

Baker threw for 3 touchdowns and zero, zilch no interceptions!! The Washington football team in America, played tough in the first half but gave way to the Brown defensive line and could not handle the massive pass rush!

Seahawks 28 Cowboys 24

The Seahawks coach George Clooney look-alike did 3 backflips after the game was finalized!! He was giddy! Dallas Cowboys' new coach Mike McCarthy rambled over in his 325-pound frame and did a short post-game interview with Fox TV, talked with the team, and went back to the team hotel, and went to bed! Not much change from the super exciting personality of Jason Garrett!!

*************FOS Upset City*************

Bears 24 at Falcons 23

Atlanta allowed Chicago to win a slobber knocker with both teams scoring 6 on defensive interceptions!! Unfortunately, the game was decided by a missed extra point when the Falcon’s kicker ripped his groin in mid-kick and shanked wide left!!

Steelers 24 Texans 21

The Steelers are tough at home. The Steel Curtain defense managed to settle down DeShaun Watson enough for a three-point victory!!

Broncos 31 Buccaneers 24

Tommy Brady threw 3 interceptions and his wife, Giselle was very upset when a man with with no COV 19 mask and wearing a giant Orange Crush can tried to put his tongue down her throat!!

Words of wisdom from the unwise one:

The movie the ’Birds’ from 1968 is not a true story! I do not have to be afraid of birds!

Have a great sports ? week!

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FOS Notes:

The Oklahoma big four in high school football is now the Big 5!! Bixby in 6A II belongs with or maybe above, Owasso, Union, Jenks, and Broken Arrow!!?
Brydon Pressley is a 7th grader at Bixby and has better moves than his older brothers at OSU and starring at Bixby as a junior! Watch out future Bixby opponents there is another stud Pressley coming!!
I would make a suggestion that the OSSAA divide 6A between the OKC teams and the Tulsa area!! Maybe the Tulsa 6A Majors and the OKC 6A Minors, similar to youth baseball!! No offense to the OKC folks but you folks DO have the Thunder!
And on the subject of baseball, the Kansas City Royals belong in the Minor Leagues of Tulsa Youth baseball!
The OKC Thunder seems to have a great young squad! I am not sure if they will keep paying the luxury tax to keep Chris Paul but either way they look fine for the future!?
Some of my new FOS readers (2 total-Gus is 6 and reading FOS when he goes to bed- true shat) may not know about the legend of Pumpkin Man!! The Man starts showing up at high school football games and leaving curious candy and spreading high joy throughout the Friday Night Lights in Oklahoma!! He drops candy like a Halloween Easter Bunny!! Some have claimed they have seen the Pumpkin ? Man but like Big Foot no real video footage is available!! He is a huge FOS-B in T fan and a possible sponsor!
Second Team All-Big 12 Redshirt freshmen guard Bruce Bray is transferring from OSU to Tulsa!! Evidently, although no one at Gestapo Stillwater will release what actually happened, he was released from the team!! No criminal record shows under his name per my research!! Just because Bray said the Gundy’s mullet is ugly and he looks like he used to be on Full House!! Bring on Mr.Bray to TU and we will make him first team American Athletic Conference!

FOS Top 7 Horror Flicks Attributed to My Freaky Sister Mary:

Hellraiser - I covered my eyes with a giant remote from the 90s the whole time!
Hellraiser II - I was sick from the gore, Mary thought it was a comedy!
Leprechaun - Mary still has a Leprechaun doll!! Jennifer Anniston received critical acclaim for this flick!

4. Candyman (original)- This movie is scary and deals with the Chicago slums!!

5. Sinister (newish and a must-see!) New favorite from my sister, very light gore and more suspense!

6. Halloween (original) - If Mary would have had a son (3 beautiful nieces) she would have named him Michael Meyers!
7. Jeepers Creepers (original) A classic B in T family show!

FOS High School Sports ?:

Tonkawa 34 Blackwell 13

Pumpkin Man sightings!

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The first sighting of the Man called Pumpkin or Pumpkin Man was at the Tonkawa/Blackwell game on the 18th of September!! Apparently, Pumpkin Man was seen slumbering by the Maroons Field House handing out Nestle Crunch bars to elementary kids, chocolate chip cookies for the middle schoolers, and pumpkin fudge edibles for the high schoolers!! Not one adult at the game could give positive ID to the P Man, but all the youth at the game received a treat from the Man known as Pumpkin ?!!! STAY TUNED!

Bixby 52 at Stigler 6

The Bixby Booster Club Thursday team dinner was held at Coach Montgomery’s 500-acre ranch in south-south Bixby!! The players had fun riding on his 8 ATVs!!! The wideouts, quarterbacks and running backs were instructed to wear full motorbike body armor with helmet and the lineman wore nothin but their shorts!! The team went through two cows, four pigs, three sacks of tators, and a stegosaurus for dinner!! Lots of busy plumbers Friday morning!!

Booker T Washington 55 at Edison 6

BTW new QB Lathan Boone caught 4 passes for 1 touchdowns, threw a TD pass, intercepted a pass and made a pass at a Hornet Cheerleader!! Gentry Williams tore his ACL and will be shelved for the season! Ouchy

Pryor 31 at Grove 20

All the men and women hunters at the game in Grove were allowed to leave at 8:30 to prepare for Deer hunting!! Announcement halftime from the Grove press box stated that all Grove and Pryor men hunting Saturday for Bambi, must do honey do's after they have completed their their so-called hunt!!

Skiatook 41 at Nathan Hale 21

The Hale Rangers were prepared for a huge battle from the Bulldogs! Hale does not have the beefcakes upfront to block like Skiatook! Party at Skiatook Lake afterwards!!

Wagoner 36 at Sperry 29

Tough raad trip for the the Bulldogs!! Trips to Sperry Pirates home field entering the Halloween season can be spooky!! Bulldog fans have been known to disappear to a haunted hayride and never show up at the game!! True story! The story turns ghostly close to a movie similar to Jeepers Creepers!!

Mom O Meter

Sperry Moms .981 Wagoner Moms .966

Great competition with two sets of the best football moms in Oklahoma!! Again, this came down to the final competition of, you guessed it, cloth diaper changing!! Real babies were not used due to Coronavirus, but baby dolls with pre-soaked diapers and an occasional Baby Ruth bar were used in the competition!! Sperry moms had strong wrists through yoga, thus taking the Mon O Meter Trophy!!

Diner of the Week - Chuck Wagon Diner

The Chuck Wagon was recently visited by the new Democratic Vice President Kamala Harris visited the Chuck Wagon in 2010!! Kamala was traveling Route 66 with her husband and stopped at Chuck Wagon for directions, coffee, and aunt Bee’s peach marmalade, cream pie!!

Holland Hall 27 Metro Christian 22

Holland Hall has hit the OSSAA teams head on!!

Cushing 31 Berryhill 27

This may be one of the biggest wins in team history!! The Berryhill veer offense was confusing to the Tiger defense in the 1st half but halftime adjustments and booster, Christina M. adrenaline-laced Gatorade brought home the victory(she had her own boost in a flask)!! Funny how a little boost from a booster could get these youngsters boosted!! Nephew Caleb changed his number to 10 to keep uncle B in T would not embarrass him!!

Muskogee 38 at Coweta 36

Muskogee Roughers went to Coweta and showed the Tiger enthusiasts how to play ball!! Some of the Coweta boosters had a little bit of a tussle with the head referee, Girt Succlebugar who had to be escorted by the Coweta Police and Fire Department!!

FOS College Picks:

Oklahoma State 44 Tulsa 27

Oklahoma State has weapons on offense that can score at will but the Tulsa defense was solid in keeping the Cowboys and their NFL talent under 50 points!! A crowd of 16,156 including 262 TU fans were entertained for 50 minutes!! The younger crowd of TU fans had a pregame party at Eskimo Joes, with blue and gold masks made by alums Christy Howell and Amy Dodson!! The always trolling, TU Happy Timers had their pregame feast at the Lubys in Stillwater!! Corporate Luby's is attempting to get to the youth of America to take over our 70 plus AARP Hurricane table! The little farts, I will fake whack them with my cane! The Lubys TU Happy Timers had a slight tussle with the Cowboy greys over a position in the Cafeteria line!! The argument turned into a laugh-filled room when both sides talked about their grandkid's reaction to the ’pull my finger’ grandpa routine!! ?????

Memphis 54 Houston 35

Memphis Tigers demolished the Cougars with tough defense and early in the week marijuana testing!! Can you say cleanse my system bro!

UCF 42 at Georgia Tech 35

Central Florida is underrated and Georgia Tech is overrated!!

FOS Top 3 Georgia football teams:

Georgia University
Georgia State Panthers
Georgia Tech

Navy 38 at Tulane 31

A huge road win for the Midshipmen! The Navy had 278 yards rushing and controlled the clock! The Navy ships plowed through the Green Waves of Tulane!!

Miami 45 at Louisville 37

The Hurricane has a solid team with coach Manny Diaz and the Cardinals!! Louisville coach Scott Satterfield comes from Appalachian State, where the new coach will have his team go back to basics!!

Notre Dame 42 South Florida 31

The Irish did not overlook the AAC S. Florida Bulls! The Bulls forgot there COV 2019 masks so the equipment dudes with Notre Dame offered their extra hot pink breast cancer masks!! Problem solved!

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North Texas 38 SMU 35

North Texas still throws bullets down the field as they did with Mason Fine in 2019 who is currently with the Chicago Bears! Jason Bean and Will Kuehne from Owasso, Oklahoma will battle for playing time at QB!!

FOS Pro Picks:

Browns 34 Bengals 14

The Browns defensive line was in the Bengal backfield so much that the Browns claimed squatters' rights!! This was the same move made by a group of gypsy dancers who stayed on Ben Cartwright’s Ponderosa land on Bonanza!!

Cowboys 35 Falcons 24

Evidently every time Dak Pressjones passes for a touchdown, Jerry Jones forfeits a 100K in salary negotiations!! Four touchdowns against the Falcons equals a new small yacht for Dak's children!!

Chiefs 37 at Chargers 31

The Chargers Tyrod Taylor has rookie Justin Herbert breathing down his neck and no Philip Rivers!! The Chargers kept the game close but Mahomes to Hill for KC accounted for 2 touchdowns!!

Bears 28 Giants 20

Giants QB Daniel Jones has a very average passing day with 17-34, 1 touchdown, and 2 interceptions! Matt Trabinsky and Nick Foles played alternate quarters enough to pull out a victory!

*********Upset Special********

Broncos 31 at Steelers 27

The Steelers did not release Mason Rudolph but he is way down the proverbial totem pole!! Rothenberger who has more scars than Frankenstein spent a lot of time on his butt! The fans in Pittsburg are wanting Trevor Lawrence on draft day!! Drew Locke seems to be the pleasing to The Czar and his Bronco Kingdom, John Elway!!! John loves Drew!!

Texans 23 Ravens 21

The Texans beat the Ravens with a 52-yard field goal as the clock hit ran out!! Seven members of the Texans tested positive for Coronavirus and four members of the NFL Referees at this game tested positive for hoof in mouth illness!!

Words of wisdom from the unwise one:

Always have a spare COV mask for Halloween apple bobbing!!

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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:

FOS Top College Football Folks Affected By Small Crowds or Empty Stadiums:

Boy Scouts of America income from football program sales will drop drastically! Possible bankruptcy again and may have to get into the mint cookie business!
Coke and Pepsi sales will drop like the Dow Jones if Biden becomes President!
All folks that rely on work through the sale of concessions to supplement their income!!
Numerous folks that cannot watch college football live and will be forced to watch football on the TV According to my Grandma Audoo, ’too much TV will put your eyes out, Bryan in Tulsa!’ Whence I received the nickname Bryan in Tulsa!
Campaign managers for Trumpy and Mumbles Biden will lay off the folks that hand out the political pamphlets at games!

FOS College Football Picks:

Oklahoma 63 Missouri State 14

Jami and I went to the Haunted Crescent Hotel last week and after a late night hunt and no personal paranormal encounters I was fixed on the late night news!! There I saw possibly the scariest thing ever on the Fayetville sports channel!! A local newscast showed the ex-motorcycle riding / hot 25-year-old blonde on the back, Bobby Petrino coaching Mizzou State!! Very fricking scary! Watch out, cheerleaders! At first glimpse, I thought Channel 9 of Fayetteville was showing a Union or Owasso warm-up but I then recognized it was OU’s first opponent!! The Sooners will hang a half a hundred on the Bears by half time in front of 19,567!! Heisman poses from Snake Rattler should be minimized! Reportedly seen on the sidelines were cardboard cutouts of Billy Sims and Toby Keith!!

Clemson 48 at Wake Forest 17

A number of preseason polls have Clemson and Coach Dabo as the projected #1 choice in college football!! Really, there are so many polls that if you do some serious research you will find the Rutgers Scarlets #1!! Clemson’s QB Lawrence has an arm that the NFL scouts love and can wing the football vet far!! Just wait till he gets some muscle tone in those little pistols!!

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Notre Dame 41 Duke 13

The Blue Devils were not welcome in the Catholic football field of Notre Dame!! The Devils and the Catholics fought early and often but the big boys recruited from every St. Something school in America dominated late!

Kansas State 42 Akansas State 20

The Red Wolves were close at halftime but the Mildcats of Manhattan covered the Vegas spread in the second half!!

TCU 52 SMU 32 (canceled but not on FOS!)

Texas Christian has the home-field advantage plus their head coach Gary Patterson has a country-western label song and more record sales than the number of Coronavirus fans in the stands! SMU is good and should battle in the AAC but the Horny Frogs are fast times fast!

FOS High School Picks:

Owasso 42 at Broken Arrow 34

The Ram parents had a small pregame party at Snorky’s bar and grill at the new yupster area in old downtown Broken Arrow! The parents were slightly snockered and arrived late where they sat on the BA side till halftime! At one point they realized they were on the wrong side of the field!! The Rams Football Club put the parents on clean up duty for two games AND took away their Ram Hats and Horns for one year!!

Blackwell 27 at Oklahoma Bible 24

The Maroons pulled off a huge upset against the Oklahoma Bible Thumpers in Enid, Oklahoma!! After the game the team stopped at a local Enid Sonic and decided to streak the Main Street in celebration!! The immature fun lasted two blocks when a few Blackwell parents saw the disturbing sight!! Thus endeth the streaking funeth!! True story!! I have Blackwell relatives and they never fib!!

Bishop McGinnis 31 Bishop Kelly 30

The BK Comet’s missed a 42-yard field goal by Yourgi Smirnoff, a transfer from Ukraine!! The Ginnis Irish carried the confused kicker off the field on their shoulders!!

Jenks 41 Union 37 at Chapman Stadium

Numerous Jenks linemen were accused of steroid usage by a local south Tulsa tabloid over the Coronavirus summer!! An immediate retraction was made by the tabloid when the height and girth of the Jenks dads were discovered!! Seriously Jenks and Union are stud programs!!

Berryhill 31 Cascia Hall 22

Over the last 10 years, the Commandos winning percentage on the road is .683 while at home in the same 10 years the percentage was .939!! The Cascia home field can be intimidating with mansions east, west, and south and Utica Square just 2 blocks north!! Hangouts such as Queenies and Starbucks are looming for visiting opponents!!

FOS Mom-O-Meter Cascia moms .982 Berryhill moms .966

Numerous events for the school's moms were scheduled for Thursday but the final champion came down to the wife-carrying contest!! Most of the Cascia dads are slight of build doctors, lawyers, and bankers but the Cascia moms are petite and have experience with the North American Women Carrying tournaments!! Berryhill won the game but the Cacsia moms won the five-inch B in T Mom-O-Meter trophy!!

FOS Diner of the week!

Freeway Cafe West -5849 S 49th West Ave. This Diner was once was visited by an actor who played in Freddie Kruger Horror movies!! John Depp played the first youth whose innards were thrashed by Freddy!!! Mr. Depp ordered a steak, extra rare and a Fresca! Freeway Cafe plays host to the Berryhill coaches show on Tuesdays and offers free peach cobbler to Chief fans who are in the audience!! Google it!

Hale 32 at Will Rogers College 31

The Hale Rangers which B in T named his dog from the pound after, have a new coach and a new attitude! (see picture) My Hale Rangers used the triple option to confuse the College of Rogers!! BTW my dogs name is Ranger, not Hale or Hell!!

Wagoner 36 Tahlequah 30

Two really tough football teams meet where the Bulldog paws on the road lead to W. L. Doom field!! Wagoner’s Isaac Smith is up to 6’6” and 240 pounds and is headed to Tulsa wreaked havoc on the Tiger offense with 10 tackles and a fumble recovery!

Tonkawa 30 Perry 18

Our cousin Kelly’s husband Charlie is a 50-year fan the Tonkawa Buccaneers!! He is President of the Buccaneer Booster Club, is the announcer for all football and basketball games, city counselor, firefighter and puts up with cousin Kelly!!

TONKAWA BUCS

FOS Pro Picks:

#########UPSET SPECIAL#########

Texans 34 at Cheifs 31

I was told by my publisher not to make fun of Chiefs QB Mahomes’ high pitched Mickey Mouse voice this year! Ok, I promise not to compare his voice to Mickey!! But he did not say, Minnie, Donald Duck, or Tiny Tim singing ’Tip Toe Through the Tulips’!! Texans defensive secondary picked off 3 passes and held WR Tyreeek Hill under 100 yards total offense! Muscle up Tyreeek at the line of scrimmage and the KC offense becomes average!!

Ravens 35 Browns 27

The comeback year for Cleveland QB Baker Mayfield was a decent 26-36, 289 yards, 3 TDs, and 1 interception. Overrated drama queen WR Odell Beckam Jr. was busy camera mugging and caught 3 passes for 52 yards and 1 touchdown! Mayfield took Odell to have a fatty and visit a strip joint after the game!! Afterward, the teammates worked out their mojo!!

Cowboys 38 at Rams 28

Ok, homer pick but if they lose I will reconsider my homerness!! After the game, Fox cameras spotted Jerry Jones chasing Dak Prescott with a 250-page contract with an ink bottle and a Quill pen!! His own bodyguards caught him and gave him an injection of an unknown substance!!

Lions 28 Bears 23

Da Bears have QBs Nick Noles, Mitch Trubinsky and Chase Daniels! All three can run the uncomplicated Bear offense! Again this year the Bears suck on offense! In 2019 the Bears ranked 29th out of 31 NFL teams!! Last year the Bears were at 279 yards per game give or take a foot and some inches!! So Trubinsky QBing sucked in 2019! Ex Missouri QB Chase Williams is a journeyman back-up that sucks thus leaving Nick Foles to beat 29th in total offense!! The only thing to do is to get Peyton Manning out of doing commercials!!

Tulsa University Schedule:

SATURDAY, SEP 12

atOklahoma State L

Time TBA ET | TV TBA

SATURDAY, SEP 19

Northwestern State

CANCELED

SATURDAY, SEP 26 W

atArkansas State

Time TBA ET | TV TBA

SATURDAY, OCT 3 L

atUCF

Time TBA ET | TV TBA

SATURDAY, OCT 17

Cincinnati (HC) W

Time TBA ET | TV TBA

FRIDAY, OCT 23 W

atUSF

Time TBA ET | ESPN network

FRIDAY, OCT 30

East Carolina W

Time TBA ET | ESPN network

SATURDAY, NOV 7

atNavy L

Time TBA ET | TV TBA

SATURDAY, NOV 14

SMU W

Time TBA ET | TV TBA

SATURDAY, NOV 21

Tulane W

Time TBA ET | TV TBA

SATURDAY, NOV 28

at Houston L

Time TBA ET | TV TBA

SATURDAY, DEC 5

American Championship

Time TBA ET | TV TB

FOS Tulsa Projected Record: 6-4

B in T’s words of wisdom from the unwise one: Scotch and pickle juice does not help a hangover as I was instructed by my late great uncle Jeff!

Have A great sports week!

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