Faked Out Sports/ Bryan in Tulsa
FOS Bobblehead Sports:
My granddaughter, Charlotte is approaching her first birthday and has received an early birthday gift!! The gift is not her own TU jersey, not a toddler Nautilus weight set, not 2021 TU football suite seats, and not her own TU tippy cup since she already has those gifts!! She is receiving her own Little Tikes basketball goal with collapsible rims for dunking!!! Her dad and I are training her the drop step, pivot move and are taking classes to become her agent!!
FOS Covid Warning:
TU vs Wichita State rivalry - out of control!
Last week just before the ‘Cane / Shocker basketball game numerous protestors were outside the Charles Koch Arena trying to enter the game!! These black and yellow shocker-covered protesters were angered by the fact that only player families could watch the game live!! Protestors were seen with crowbars and headphones to pick up the game on the radio in case their attempt to take over the arena failed!! And it did fail!! Go Cane and always be aware and respect coronavirus rules for crowd gathering!!
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As a rather large, older fart I have never had the occasion to visit the lululemon shop onBrookside in Tulsa!! Well I ended up walking into this yuppie, dinc, palates fashion place with a younger child of mine last weekend!! This child will remain nameless!! First of all the largest size for men in this God-forsaken so-called clothing store was XL and it would not fit over my head!! I swear the entire place was looking at B in T and his TU Zaven Collins mask wondering what the shat he was doing in this store!! There were at least 20 sales reps on a lululemon Saturday and they seemed to avoid me like the plague!! I purchased a mesh tank top for 95 dollars and use it as a Pandemic mask for the face!!
The OKC Thunder have future draft superstars and a team that was a preseason pick for 30th place out of 30 teams in the NBA!! WRONG bong pipe breath!!!!!! The Thunder have future star Point Guard - Shae Gilgus Alexander and the youngest, boniest, 7’1” point guard in the league!! His name is Alexko Pokusuvinski from Chezlovachia!! At 7’1” and 193 pounds he can currently bench the weight lifting bar with spotters!! FOS odds of the Thunder drafting the number 1 rated player Cade Cunningham of OSU Stillwater is -- 31%!!
Kentucky's Calimari Can't Coach in a Pandemic!
The Kentucky Wildcats are in foreign waters at a record of 4-7 this Pandemic year!! What the frick is happening, cats and dogs sleeping together, Trump has conceded the Presidential office, and coach Calimari of the blue blood Kentucky Wildcats is actually attempting to coach these McDonald all - Americans!! My good friends from the Kentucky area are having to learn how to be humble like basketball fans in Oklahoma!! Rumor has it that due to Coronavirus the assistant coach numbers at Kentucky count have shrunk from 14 to 12 and their Armani suit stipend has been axed!! True story, Google it!! I dare ya!
FOS College Basketball:
Baylor 79 at Ok State 66
The Bears are ranked number 2 in the nation and look to win the Big 12 instead of Kansas for the first time in over a decade!! Oklahoma State Senior Guard Isaac Likelely deserves a trip to the NCAA's but the team is banned this year due to a penalty from a regime 5 years ago!! Sucks!!
Kansas 68 at Oklahoma 67
Kansas Coach Self is back where the OU fans feed on him like Piranha on a grain-fed hog!! He is constantly hounded by the Oklahoma student section regarding his toupee!! Numerous students were dressed as prison guards referring to his problems with the NCAA investigations the Jayhawks are implicated in!!
Arkansas 82 at Vanderbilt 72
Razorbacks days of throwing a medicine ball around for an hour with Nolan Richardson are gone but current coach Eric Mussleman is using 30 minutes of medicine ball hell and 30 minutes of yoga with the same frickin results!!
Tulsa 77 Tulane 72
The Golden Hurricane is working hard at a National Invitational Tournament (NIT) bid where the entire 32 team tournament will be held at the Fargo, North Dakota High School, and a giant Fargo Airport Hanger!! The Cane riddled the Green Wave with 3-pointers (11-17) but kept a very stiff and flat crowd awake till the end with 34% from the 2 point range!!
Oral Roberts 94 UMKC 78
ORU studs Abmas and Obannor scored 58 of the team’s points and maybe the best one-two punch in the Nation!!
Bills 35 Chiefs 27Bills QB Josh Allen completed 14 passes in a row for 3 touchdowns in the second half and concussed Chiefs QB Mahomes still thinks he doing State Farm Commercials!! One of his teammates, who will remain nameless, said the QB asked if he needed makeup during the middle of a huddle!!
NFC ChampionshipPackers 31 Buccaneers 27
Elder statesmen QBs Aaron Rogers and Tom Brady bring their ‘A’ game to Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship game! The Packer’s Rogers is known for his cannon arm, body swagger, and refuse to lose attitude!! Buckaneer's Tommy Brady is known for his rejuvenated arm made by Tom House and the use of avocado ice cream to make him look 19 at the age of 43!!
Have a great sports weekend!!
January 21, 2021 at 05:15AM
Bills vs Packers - Super Bowl Pandemic #1
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