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Bobblehead Sports:

My two gorgeous granddaughters in the Oklahoma City area have learned to attack sports as their parents!! Frankie, at the age of 2 going on 10, is doing junior Pilates, hiking in a jogging stroller, ultimate Frisbee for toddlers, and yoga for mighty mites!! Frankie is more into sports fashion and is making a statement for the youth of America!! The younger Rosie is still searching for her favorite sport!! With the influence of Papa hopefully, she will be shooting baskets at the age of two!!

FOS Notes:

I thought I was watching Olympus Has Fallen, with Gerard Butler but instead, it was CBS news with Oklahoma Senator Mark Wayne Mullin!! Soooo....bad acting either way!

Coach khaki Harbaugh of Michigan needs to read the fine print of his four-year contract extension! Section 45 page 467 ‘If at any time the Wolverines lose to Ohio State, he will be fired and stoned in downtown Ann Arbor’, Section 71 page 834, ‘if the Michigan football team loses to a non-power 5 team, Coach Harbaugh will be picked up by a helicopter and dropped into a giant shark tank’!! Always read the fine frickin print Coach H.!!

Coach Self’s lid.

What the HELL is that thing made of!

Orangutan back hair!
Australian Squirrel Tail! Most popular pick.
The sticky tar on the highway after 2 weeks of 110* heat!
Westminster Kennel Club dog show, backstage dog hair after grooming!
Oxen hide!

FOS College Basketball Picks:

ORU 89 at Denver 71

The Golden Eagles get to play two games in Denver and I will let you wonder who wins the Faked Out Sports second game!! The Eagle team went Snowmobiling, played hockey, and a virtual - how to build an igloo documentary - after their first victory Saturday!!

Oklahoma State 73 Oklahoma 71

Superstud Cade Cunningham hits a three-pointer from China with .001 on the shot clock and was carried off the floor after each player put on gloves and masks!!

Baylor 74 at Texas Tech 70

The Baylor Bears 4th ranked basketball team had a huge road win with the Red Raider's getting another heartbreaking loss in the Big 12 Conference!! Tech coach Chris Beard chased the referees off the court and to their showers complaining about a call in the final seconds of the game!! He was later notified that be would be suspended for 3 weeks from all showers on the Tech campus!!

Arkansas 80 at Alabama 77

The Razorback fans were asked to not wear plastic hog hats to the Alabama field house during the pandemic!! The sweat under the hog hats seems to cause more coronavirus cases in the Alabama area according to Dr. Faucci!!

who is dat?

Illinois 73 Ohio State 64

The 15th ranked Illini did something in basketball that they have not been able to do infootball in decades and that was WIN!! Illinois coach Brad Underarmor has the athletes to take this team deep into the tournament!!

Kansas 81 Iowa State 73

The Clones have lost numerous close games in the Big 12 this season!! They have the talent and might be a sleeper in the Big 12 Conference Tournament!! Kansas may not win the Big 12 for the first time since Apple baskets were used as goals in Lawrence!!

Tulsa 71 Memphis 60

Tulsa had a huge road victory 2 weeks ago against Penny’s Tigers!! Coach Hardaway and his Amini suit with Nike shoes were overmatched by Tulsa coach Haith and his Blue and Gold Gucci suit and his blue and gold wingtip leather shoes!! The Tulsa Reynolds Center was packed with flat fans!! A cardboard cutout of a young Bill Self before hair transplant and B in T when he was young, thin, and nonhandsome were on display in section ZZX row 62!!

FOS NFL Playoff Picks:

NFC

Saints 31 Buccaneers 24

Two G.O.A.T.S. are playing in a game for young men half the age of Tom Brady 43 of Tampa Bay and Drew Brees 42 of New Orleans!! Drew Brees will be hanging up his size 9 cleats at the end of this season and heading to the TV booth and Tom Brady will be playing till he is fifty and has grandchildren!! Both QBs hugged and exchanged pleasantries and suggestions for low testosterone medicine!!?

Packers 34 Rams 13

Rams QB Jerod Goff and his cracked thumb on his throwing hand was not helped at all by the 12 below wind chill on the Green Bay frozen tundra!! A number of the cardboard cutout fans looked very similar to the frozen real fans in seats with an additional 5 inches of snow!!

AFC

Browns 28 Chiefs 27

The Brown’s Baker Mayfield showed some no-look passes of his own and beat the Chiefs!! With 3:46 left in the 4th quarter, Baker did the old statue of liberty play to RB Nick Chub for 82 yards and the winning touchdown!! After the game, Baker Mayfield consoled a high pitched crying Patrick Mahomes!! Baker simply told him that he can look forward to doing his State Farm commercials with the newly added Baker!! True story!! Google it, I promise!!

Bills 35 Ravens 24

Bills all world QB Josh Allen threw for 4 touchdowns and ran for the 5th and the last score!! He also prepared a pandemic safe breakfast for all the players and their families 6ft apart in the Buffalo International airplane hangar!! Also before the game, he had each Buffalo family driven to the game in a pandemic safe and cleansed limo from Josh’s Limo Services!!

Have a great sports week!!

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FOS Bobblehead -

I went to the old Thorton Y to watch my Grandson Gus play basketball!! The last soccer game I attended was in Jenks and I was the only shat head with a mask! Seems to be a lot of Trumpers in Jenks! But at the Y the masks were flowing!! I knew we were in trouble when a so-called 6-year-old on the other team could touch the rim without jumping!! I told Gus to trip him but there was no need since the young man was very clumsy!! The coaches on Gussy’s team know how to draft mom talent but not so sure about 6-year-old talent!! Hahaha! When I was young with kids (75 years ago, give or take a decade) and was drafting players in the first few rounds we would always go for player talent and in the final rounds go for mom talent!! Gussy’s team mom talent will have Papa back to the Thornton Y again. Just sayin!

FOS Bowl Stuff-

The Sooners could name their score last week against the H.R. Puffnstuf Florida Gators!!Pregame smack chat from the Florida blow hards caused them an even larger beat down from Oklahoma!! Florida coach Dan Mullin was constantly making excuses for not having all of his players there!! We all know that his team gave up on him the more he flapped his gums!! Can you say Sooners ranked preseason number 1??? I know you CAN!!

Approximately 7,000 fans showed up for the Lockheed Armed Forces Bowl for a fight and a football game broke out!! I am very disappointed in my Hurricane for passing up on removing some Mississippi State helmets and cold-cocking the mother chickens! Not a great way to end a tremendous season but TU fans can now wear their TU gear with pride!! Ready for next year and hope a lot of players are coming back!!

In B in T Dreamworld: At the end of the TU game and my ‘Cane were down by 2 and were attempting an onside kick I had a vision!! The vision had a puff of smoke coming from the TU bench and out of it came a 6’11” 305 pound super hero Zaven Collins and scoop the onside kick and flew to a touchdown!! My vision came back to reality when Mrs B in T woke me because I was talking in my sleep and drooling on the bed!! A dream, dang!! Good luck Zaven!

Oklahoma State’s freshman wideout from Bixby, Brennan Presley caught 6 passes for 144 yards and 3 touchdowns!! Presley caught 1 pass all year but showed why 2021 will be a breakout year for the young man!! His younger brother Braylon will be a senior running back at Bixby high next year and possibly a top 10 prospect in all of America next year!!

Despite Coach Herman coming back and Sam Ellinger leaving, QB Casey Thompson from Oklahoma City looks to be a better choice than a sixth year for Ellinger! He tossed 3 touchdown passes and ran for another when Ellinger was talking to agents with his pads off in the second half!! Whoops, bye-bye Texas Coach Herman good luck coaching the Midland, Texas Bulldogs high school secondary!!

FOS Ghost Writer:

EARTH SHATTERING SPECIAL UPDATE

BREAKING NEWS…

How to increase readership… cover TU football and give away Cannabis gift cards for each
new subscription!!

BREAKING NEWS: The University of Tulsa Golden Hurricane fight to the end, and beyond, in a losing effort. Let’s just hope, in 2021, the Armed Forced Insurance Bowl isn’t bankrupt due to Liability –2020. Did I see Lee S.(only 3rd string left-handed QB in TU history) throwing haymakers in the stands at a cardboard vendor? I’m thinking Phil B. needs boxers for 2021. Where’s a PGA Pro when you need one?

In other December 31, 2020 breaking news, Canada opened for NHL business, with provincial approval, of course. With that, only 1 team has signed up so far!! Suck it up friends to the NORTH!

Big 10 vaccinates protocols so starters can start.

NBA Sensoring staff and players

Browns close the facility due to bad Baker Mayfield Progressive commercials!! Not

coronavirus as originally reported!

Falcons close facility. Going to Kansas City!!

California hit by big Newsomomie.

Jets to Jersey.

Rose Bowl to Texas, (along with HP, Oracle and Tesla)!! Hehehe

What is the Harris/Biden playbook?

Mahomie is going to get 5-8 inches on the rocks!

Hurry up January 20th. I need a new punching bag!!!

HAPPY OLD YEAR!!!!

FOS Bowl Championship Pick:

Jan 11th College Football Championship:

CFP National Championship at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa!!

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Ohio State 48 Alabama 45

I know, upset special blah, blah, blah, but I hope for once seeing Grumpy Saban not get a

clear glass National Championship Trophy football would mean that things are perking up in 2021!!! Last week Alabama RB Najee Harris leaped over an entire Notre Dame player like an Equestrian horse showjumping!! Najee tried the same move against the Buckeyes and when he leaped over one defender he landed on a Buckeye linebacker and was swallowed whole!! True story, check Wikipedia, really why is this stuff called Faked Out Sports!? Justin Fields or Trevor Lawrence, Beyonce or Shakira, Tomato ?r TomAto, Trumper or Mumbles, Mercedes with a red bow or a Beemer with a red bow, OK you get the point! Mr. Fields upped his draft cajones quite a bit after his last two games!! Ohio State and former Oklahoma running back Trey Sermon is STILL running over Tide defensive backs!!

FOS College Basketball Picks:

ORU 77 North Dakota 53

North Dakota’s Fighting Hawks were still thawing from there flight in a small aircraft out of Grand Forks, North Dakota!! Max Ambas and Kevin Obanon scored 24 and 21 points respectively while the Fighting Hawks had little answer for ORU’s athleticism and length!!

Kansas 87 Oklahoma 78

The Jayhawks are talented and with Christian Braun chipping in 21 points off the bench were in control throughout!! Sooner Brady Manic who looks like Larry Bird’s son had 19 points and 11 rebounds!! Larry Birds' cutout picture was in section B row 33!! Verrrrrry Interesting!!

West Virginia 79 Texas 72

Both teams are top 20 in the new NET college basketball ? rankings!! Shaka Smart of Texas against Bobby Huggins of West Virginia will combat basketball wits, with Coach Huggins winning!! Coach Huggins is also on a brown bean diet and is looking fit!!

*********Upset Special*********

Texas A&M 68 Tennessee 66

The Aggies upset number 14 Tennessee in front of numerous cardboard cutouts of boosters who look high or drunk!! A cardboard cutout of A&M canine mascot Reveille took a cardboard leak on Tennessee coach Rick Barnes!!

Oklahoma State 77 at Kansas State 72

Oklahoma State stud Cade Cunningham is looking good to be the Thunders top pick in 2021!!

Tulsa 71 UCF 60

Tulsa Senior Brandon Rachel put his game in high gear the last 10 minutes!! during that timehe scored 14 of his 20 points and solidified the win for Tulsa! Three of us old fart TU alums decided to watch the TU game at our old TU hang out ‘The Tap Room’!! Of course, we came to our senses and realized the TR closed 30 years ago!! Then we thought we would watch the game at a new place called Club Majestic!! Very friendly folks but only one 32” TV!!

Arkansas 68 Georgia 64

The Razorbacks went 8-0 against teams that would be competitive in the Baptist Church League!! The Hogs road win against Auburn was enough to place them eek them into the AP Poll at 25th!!

FOS NFL Playoff Picks:

AFC

Pittsburg 34 Cleveland 27

A brawl broke out similar to the Mason Rudolph vs. Myles Garrett in 2020! Cleveland kicker Cody Parky took his helmet off and started beating Pittsburg all pro-defensive end T.J. Watt on the head after a late hit by Watt on the crazed kicker!! Kicker Parkey’s helmet was shredded by Watt’s cranium and both players were given sideline warnings for making both team players bust a gut laughing!! True stuff!! Also during the game a Cleveland Browns Cheerleader was accused if taking her shoe off and striking a Steeler ball boy in the head for not getting her sparkling water!! There must be some in the water in Pittsburg!!

Buffalo 38 Indianapolis 31

The Bills quarterback Josh Allen may be the new Sherriff in AFC town!! His cannon-like arm has led Buffalo to one of its best years in a decade!! Indianapolis QB Phillip Rivers had numerous playoff-less years with the San Diego Chargers. At almost 40 years

of age Mr Rivers can say he made the playoffs with the Colts!!

NFC

New Orleans 35 Chicago 23

Saints QB Drew Brees leads three 40ish plus signal-callers in the 2020-21 playoffs!! Tom Brady of the Buccaneers and Phillip Rivers of the Colts are also getting AARP mail like the rest of us normal folks do!! The Bears young pup QB Mitch Trubinsky could not hold veteran Brees’ rocking chair in this NFC bout!! After the game the Brees family headed to Chucky Cheese and Trubinsky headed to Girls Galore!!

Tampa Bay 31 Washington 20

Buccaneers QB legend Tom Brady who is possibly the slowest man in the NFL ? and Washington’s Alex Smith who's leg is attached by ligaments and skin after 18 surgeries scrambled for -12 yards not including sacks in this NFC Playoff game!!

Have a great sports week!!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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Bryan in Tulsa Top Resolutions for 2021 other than getting

Coronavirus 2020 the hell outta here!!

Lose Pandemic weight plus 20 more!
Cut back on Netflix
Never take toilet paper for granted!
Never ever bitch about wearing a mask, remember, ‘ wear a mask and save someone's ass’!
Never take hugs for granted!
Cut back on brownies!
Eat more fruit, vegetables, and bugs ?!!
Piss Jami off less!
Clean the toilet more efficiently!
No farting under the covers!
No cussing in front of grandkids!
No cussing at grandkids!
No blaming grandkids or dogs for papa farts!
Never bitch about TU football again!! They are good!!
Never leave my dirty dishes on the kitchen counter!!
Never leave dirty underwear ANYWHERE!
Discover my waistline! I have not seen it for a few years!!
Improve Faked Out Sports ? so my readership is over 25!!

Ex-Tulsa QB Making Noise as Hawaii Offensive Coordinator

A paper from Monroe, Louisiana listed an interesting young assistant at Hawaii as a possible candidate for the Louisiana position if Bill Napier leaves for greener pastures!! The Louisianan listed the following:

G.J. Kinne

Current/last job: Offensive coordinator/quarterbacks coach, Hawaii 2020-present

Background: Offensive special projects, Philadelphia Eagles 2019; Offensive analyst, Arkansas 2018; graduate assistant, SMU 2017.

Profile: A record-setting quarterback at Tulsa, Kinne began his coaching career as a graduate assistant to Chad Morris at SMU in 2017. He followed Morris to Arkansas in 2018 as an offensive analyst, then worked on former ULM quarterback Doug Pederson’s staff in offensive special projects with the Philadelphia Eagles in 2019. Kinne’s overall coaching experience is limited four years. He’s only been an on-field coach for one season, though Hawaii coach Todd Graham has a track record for grooming assistants. Kinne is the cousin of former ULM quarterback Colby Suits.

I Will Take a Shot!

I have been told they are passing out free shots all over America!! I prefer all types of shots except Jaeger where it must be frozen when served!!

FOS Bowl Game Picks:

December 30th

TransPerfect Music City Bowl

Iowa vs. Missouri

Nissan Stadium (Nashville, Tennessee)

TransPerfect Music City Bowl

Iowa vs. Missouri

Nissan Stadium (Nashville, Tennessee)

Missouri 38 Iowa 28

The Hawkeyes and their boring offense eventually ran out of surprise tight end formations and were defeated by the Tigers!!

Player Gifts: Tickets to the Little Opry performance of Willie Nelson and the Branson Ballnobbers!! Coupons for any microwave oven made by Kenmore in the only remaining Sears store in Nashville!! Pandemic times thus we save our dimes!

Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic

Oklahoma vs. Florida

AT&T Stadium (Arlington, Texas)

Oklahoma 48 Florida 42

The Sooners are back in Jerry’s World also known as Jerry’s Playhouse which sounds very strange!! Oklahoma's QB Rattler and Florida's QB Taske are destined to a fight at OK Corral!! Rattler makes the last bullet slash pass count to freshman Marvin Mims for 52 yards and a touchdown with 38 seconds left!! The Cotton Bowl officials would not let the Sooner Schooner on the field due to no Coronavirus masks for the horses!! The Rufneks tried to use feedbags as masks but were immediately stopped and sent back to the AT&T barn!!

Player Gifts- Monogrammed Playstation 5 with each players number and initials on the game console!! Sleepover equipment from Jerry Jones for the winning team!!

Dec. 31

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl

Tulsa vs. Mississippi State

Amon G. Carter Stadium (Fort Worth, Texas)

Tulsa 31 Mississippi State 28

Bulldog coach Mike Leach and his warped stories about aliens only offsets Tulsa coach Montgomery’s business is business approach to press conferences!! The Tulsa defense held the vaunted Mississippi offense to 7 points in the second half and rallied from a 21-7 halftime deficit to a victory in the Arm Forces Bowl!! A cardboard replica of All-world Zaven Collins made 4 tackles and an interception although he opted out! Immediately after the game Superstar cardboard Zaven Collins was surrounded by security guards protection as 40 to 50 agents tried to get cardboard Mr. Collins to sign up with their agency!!

Player Gifts: Replica Huffy 10 speed bike in team colors, Vizio 60 inch plasma TV in team colors, and a baby iguana in team colors!!

AutoZone Liberty Bowl

West Virginia vs. Army

Liberty Bowl Memorial Stadium (Memphis, Tennessee)

West Virginia 28 Army 27

Army, a real football team, at 9-2 replaced Tennessee, a fake football team, at 2-8!!

Bowl Gifts: Lifetime membership to the AutoZone Sparkplug Club, I Phone Watch in camouflage, and on Elvis Pressley blow up doll!!

Mercari Texas Bowl

Arkansas vs. TCU

NRG Stadium (Houston)

Arkansas 38 TCU 35

Arkansas can play with the big boys and proved it with a 47-yard field goal as time ran out in the NRG Stadium!! Horny Froggies coach Patterson has a hit song called ’Take a Step Back’ which reportedly has the coach as an emcee of the CMA Awards!!

Bowl Gifts: Apple Robot with a 175 IQ, Autographed CD copy ’Take a Step Back’ by coach Patterson!

Jan. 1

Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl

Cincinnati vs. Georgia

Mercedes-Benz Stadium (Atlanta)

Cincinnati 34 Georgia 32

The Bearcats from the so-called minor leagues of college football defeated the Bulldogs of Georgia and showed a nonpower 5 school can defeat a big boy college team!! Cincinnati coach Fickel may stay another year and turn down a few power 5 offers to stay with the new Power 6!!

Bowl Gifts- Designer gold plated coronavirus masks made by
Gucci, Chick-fil-A Gift Card worth $200, and special edible cannabis Christmas fruit ? cake!!

Vrbo Citrus Bowl

Auburn vs. Northwestern

Camping World Stadium (Orlando, Florida)

Northwestern 31 Auburn 28

No one wants the Auburn coaching job since certain coaches must stay on the staff according
to Athletic Director Allen Greene! Most new coaches may keep one or two but NOT a half dozen!! Looks like Art Briles is back to the top of the list!!

Bowl Gifts: Pandemic Vrbo vacation for two in a Marriott within 20 miles of your home for one night and complimentary breakfast for two, and a Micky Mouse pandemic mask with two-ply insulation and cinnamon air freshener built-in!!

***Semi-Finals Championship Series****

College Football Playoff Semifinal at The Rose Bowl Game Presented by Capital One

No. 1 Alabama vs. No. 4 Notre Dame

AT&T Stadium (Arlington, Texas)

Alabama 45 Notre Dame 42

Coach Saban and the Tide had to hang on for their football life as the Irish ? almost made a huge comeback to defeat the Bama football machine!! Irish QB Ian Book played Superman in the fourth quarter by throwing for 3 touchdowns and 175 yards to mount the close but no cigar comeback!!

Bowl Gifts: 75 inch Sony TV built for large SUVs, and Roses from the Rose Bowl Parade canceled due to the pandemic move out of Pasedina!!

College Football Playoff Semifinal at the Allstate Sugar Bowl

No. 2 Clemson vs. No. 3 Ohio State

Mercedes-Benz Superdome (New Orleans)

Clemson 42 Ohio State 34

All four of these teams in the final four are becoming very boring to write about so WILL

THE GODS OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLEASE EXTEND THE PLAYOFFS TO EIGHT GAMES NEXT YEAR FOR GOD's SAKE!!!!! Ok, about the game, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Clemson QB hair is purty thus they win!

Bowl Gifts: One year of free-agent services by a long time player rep firm Dewey Cheatem and Howe!!

Jan. 2

PlayStation Fiesta Bowl

Oregon vs. Iowa State

State Farm Stadium (Glendale, Arizona)

Iowa State 43 Oregon 27

The Oregon Nikes have more Nike crap than Michael Jordan’s children!! Clone quarterback Purdy looked Heisman 2021ish against the Oregon defense that can't stop air!! A special note to the Iowa State equipment team that won ? the Waterboy Award for top college equipment team 2020!

Bowl Gifts: Collector item Nike Green PlayStation with a swoosh- value $2,000

Capital One Orange Bowl

Texas A&M vs. North Carolina

Hard Rock Stadium (Miami Gardens, Florida)

Texas A&M 45 North Carolina 42

The Aggies have 6-year veteran QB Mond who has opted, thanks to Coronavirus extra year, to return for the 7th year and states he WILL graduate this year!!

Bowl Gifts: Under Armor Scuba Gear with shark cage included!!

FOS College Basketball Picks:

Texas Tech 82 Oklahoma State 73

Texas Tech coach Chris Beard seems to be doing a lot of sweating on the bench this year!! Tech is a top 15 program and coach Beard is stressed about the pandemic dos and don’ts!! Red Raider D puts clamps on Cowboy superstar Cade Cunningham to the tune of 11 points on 4 for 15 shooting!!

Oral Roberts 71 at Omaha 61

ORU may be a tough and will challenge the Dakotas who have the Summit finals in their own high school gym!! Very unfair for the Golden Eagles!

Kansas 81 Texas 76

Kansas just keeps winning with Self coaching and his Nike shoe contacts and contracts!!

Missouri 72 at Arkansas 69

The Razorbacks finally played a nondirectional school in continental America!! Thus a loss!!

Tulsa 68 at Cinncinati 61

Tulsa received some vengeance for the homer AAC Championship given to the Bearcata in football!!

Oklahoma 81 West Virginia 77

West Virginia plays the high-low offense with two 6’9” 250 pound tight ends from the football team!! OU has a pesky Brady Manec and a huge wing spanned Kur Kuath who fouled these two into submission!!

FOS NFL Picks:

Browns 31 Steelers 21

The Browns bring in the New Year with a win over the ’we peaked too soon’ Steelers!!

Chiefs 38 Chargers 24

The Chiefs used reserve players in the second half and still demolished the Chargers! Charger rookie LB Kenneth Murray from Oklahoma had 12 tackles and is the favorite for defensive rookie of the year!!

Cowboys 24 Giants 21

Good win for the Cowboys, but they get to stay home when the playoffs commence!!

Packers 34 at Bears 28

The Bear lost to their arch-rival Packer but sealed up the last playoff spot!!

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Elf on the Shelf:

The E on the S was spotted on the back of Santa's Sleigh by thousands of children all over Northeast Oklahoma on Christmas Eve night!! Several adults saw the super Elf throwing out edible brownies but none of the local TV crews could confirm or get the little Elf on camera!! Magic North Pole dust usually is spread all over the world by Santa Christmas Eve but with the Pandemic, brownies were used instead!! See ya next year Elf on the Shelf!!

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FOS Notes:

FOS Top Christmas Toy Gifts in the 60s:

Easy Bake Oven- not for me

Hot Wheels- had thousands of these little cars!

G.I. Joe- oh yeah!

Electric Football- nerds only!

Twister- lots of fun with girls!

Operation- you can get electric shock by this stupid game!

Battleship- remember ’you sunk my battlship’ commercials!

Chemistry Set- learned how to lite farts with this fun set!

FOS Top Christmas Toy Gifts of the 70s:

Uno- great game, played it last week with my grandkids!

Lite-Brite- boring

Walkie-talkie Set- cool spy games stuff!

Took Toy Trucks- still cool shat! Granddaughter lives these trucks now!!

Pet Rock- toys for future hippies!

FOS Top Christmas Toy Gifts in the 80s:

Rubiks Cube- still popular for the Brainiac crowd!

BMX Bike- cool bike!

Cabbage Patch Kids- squiiishy!

Transformers- became really popularly in the 21st century!

Jenga- still popular with young and old!!

FOS Top Christmas Toy Gifts in the 90s:

Ninja Turtles

Gameboy

Batman Batmobile

Barbie Dream House- this took 3 hours to assemble Christmas Eve!!

Power Rangers

FOS Top 8 Excuses for Weight Gain:

Pandemic stress makes me eat!!

There is a lot of calories in alcohol!

Quarantined in your home gives you the time to find the food you have hidden from the kids!! ie: giant bag of Christmas M&Ms!! These were from LAST year!!

Walmart Bakery delivers!!!!!!

Too many of Jami’s special brownies!!

Waiting for the next Opra diet!

Exercising in the middle of a pandemic may cause side effects according to Dr. Faucci!!

Shhhh........Don’t tell anyone but I signed up for a virtual 5k and I just watched the zoom and drank egg nogg!!

FOS Coaches hot seat or recently canned:

Auburn’s Gus Malzahn - fired

Illinois’ Lovie Smith - fired

Arizona Kevin Sumlin - fired

Michigan Jim Harbaugh - Michigan averageness continues - should be fired

South Carolina Will Muschamp - fired

Possible replacements:

Hugh Freeze, Liberty- possible for numerous jobs but packing some extra baggage!

Shane Beamer- OU assistant is new coach at South Carolina

Clark Lea - Notre Dame O - line coach is now head Coach at Vandy

Blake Anderson from Arkansas State is Utah State new coach

Butch Jones - one of 34 assistant coaches at Alabama is the new Arkansas State coach

Steve Sarkisian - Offensive Coordinator Alabama - top prospect Auburn

Art Briles - a long shot for Auburn from a high school somewhere in Texas!

Mario Crystalballs - Oregon coach- a hot commodity among Auburn folks!

Lane Kiffin leaves Ole Miss to coach Auburn?!?!

Former Arkansas head coach Brett Bielema is under consideration for the Illinois head-coaching position!!

FOS College Bowl Picks:

New Mexico Bowl

Houston 38 Hawaii 24

Hawaii coach Todd ’Tasmanian Devil’ Graham against Houston coach Dana ’half a mullet’ Holgersen will show numerous temper tantrums on the sidelines!! The game has been moved to Frisco, Texas for Covid 19 reasons and a small sponsorship from the Frisco Railways of a million!!

Team Gifts: Model Frisco train set to place under each player's Christmas ? tree!! An authentic stuffed Gila Monster which is a popular pet in Albuquerque, New Mexico!!

Cure Bowl

Liberty vs. Coastal Carolina

Camping World Stadium (Orlando, Florida)

Coastal Carolina 46 Liberty 28

Liberty he'd coach Hugh Freeze, after the loss, announced that he had accepted the head coaching gig with the Dallas Cowboys!! Jerry Jones was unaware of this!

Player Gifts: Outdoor waders pants for each player, fly fishing rod and reel and a PlayStation 5! Some of the players responded with wtf are these things when seeing their waders!

Cheez-It Bowl

Oklahoma State vs. Miami

Camping World Stadium (Orlando, Florida)

Oklahoma State 35 Miami 31

TMZ is reporting that that 10 Miami players were placed into Disney World jail for public drunk in Epcot!! Nothing changes with the Hurricanes!!

Player Gifts: A year's supply of Cheeze-Zits, Magic Kingdom family passes for 4 on July 5 only, and tickets to an Orlando|OKC basketball game!

Valero Alamo Bowl

Texas vs. Colorado

Alamodome (San Antonio)

Texas 34 Colorado 24

Texas coach Herman was succumbed by by a virus and not allowed to coach!! Of course, the Shorthorns won!

Player Gifts: Detailed replica of the actual Alamo equipped with 56 Alamo soldiers and 500 Mexican troops, free food, and Margaritas at the Naked Iguana on the Riverwalk, and a retro 1986 Panasonic radio!

TransPerfect Music City Bowl

Iowa vs. Missouri

Nissan Stadium (Nashville, Tennessee)

Missouri 38 Iowa 28

The Hawkeyes and their boring offense eventually ran out of surprise tight end formations and were defeated by the Tigers!!

FOS College Basketball Picks:

Tulsa 75 Houston 70

Houston coach Sampson is one of the top recruiters in the American Athletic Conference!! New recruits like his denim shirts and Nike shoe deals!! If only he could coach!

Arkansas 77 at Auburn 72

I love the Razorback coach and Auburn coach car salesman, Bruce Pearl!! Stay away from the tanning beds Bruce!

Illinois 68 Indiana 60

Illinois coach Brad Underwear spent an 8-month stint at Oklahoma State!! This was enough time to get the Cowboys put on probation and thank you very little!!

He has some athletes on his 12th ranked Fighting Illini!

FOS NFL Picks:

Chiefs 82 Falcon 21

The Cheifs can beat the Falcons with their eyes closed! So QB Maholmes went 3 for 4 passing and 1 touchdown with his eyes wide shut!!

Brown 42 at Jets 13

Baker and the Browns are in line for a good wild card spot in the playoffs!!

The Jets are in line to get Clairol QB Trevor Lawrence!!

Cowboys 31 Eagles 27

The Cowboys are looking good for a high draft pick!! Zaven Collins from Tulsa would be my pick!! Please keep the Jones father and son Draft disaster out of the Cowboy Draft Room!! PLEASE!! Send them to a Dallas honky-tonk!

Bears 31 at Jaguars 17

Bears ? QB Trubnsky is the reincarnation of Brett Favre one weekend and old Miami Dolphins kicker Garo Yepremian the following week!!

Have a great sports week!!

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FOS Elf on the Shelf: TAILGATING ELF!!!!

The E on the S will be traveling with the University of Tulsa to Cincinnati for the American Athletic Championship this week!! Several Tulsa football players met the famous Tulsa E on the S at the Target Superstore toy aisle Wednesday before their trip to Bearcat Stadium!! The players invited the little fella on the trip for all the peppermint licorice he could eat!! He accepted and the Golden Hurricane were ecstatic that this Christmas Elf was attending his first football game with TU in Cincinnati!! And the Elf’s first coronavirus tailgate and AAC CHAMPIONSHIP!!

FOS Notes!

HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO A 6-YEAR-OLD WHO ASKS THE FOLLOWING?

Papa, If Santa can hand out Christmas presents to billions in one night, why can't he pass out the Coronavirus vaccine in one night?? I have no answer for the little fart!!

FOS Top 10 Coronavirus Christmas Comments!

Wear a mask and save someone's ASS!

I need a Martini in my Quarantini!!??

Don't shoot a jolly round man in a red mask and suit with presents in your crib on the 24th!!???????????

A bright red Trump hat does no count as a Christmas hat!! Per Santa!!????

Why is TU still playing football this late in the Christmas season!!??????

I don't remember the reelection of Mayor Bynum!!?? Oh well, tis the season to be jolly!

Why are the Nutcrackers at Utica Square wearing bras from Saks Fifth around their wooden mouths!! Oh, CORONAVIRUS!?!?!

A Coronavirus vaccine for all of humanity would be the best Christmas ? present!!

The second best Christmas ? present would be a Lexus with a red bow!!

If Santa can hand out Christmas presents to billions in one night, why can't he pass out the Coronavirus vaccine in one night??

FOS Top 5 Horror Christmas Movies:

Krampus- this horned demon saves the world from egg nog with nutmeg and fruitcake!!

Silent Night, Deadly Night- bad little kiddos get more than coal and cat poop in their stockings!! Try, bat heads, eyeballs of gremlins, and reindeer testicles in your stockings!! A family Hallmark Special!!

Nightmare Before Christmas- 1994- first animated cartoon that combined Halloween Goblins and Christmas Grinches in same movie!

A Christmas Horror Story- 2015 - four horror stories narrated by William Shatner in a
dark Santa Suit!!

5. Better Watch Out- 2015 - a horror

take-off of the iconic movie Home

Alone where a young Kevin is lunch

for Zombie Elves!!

FOS Twelve Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: one -- shot of whiskey!
Two more grandkids crying
Three Wisemen gifting
Four Turtle pies with chocolate
FIVE GOLDEN ONION RINGS
Six Stinking Bowl games
Seven Covid Cancellations
Eight Elves on the shelves
Nine refs a sleeping
Ten players quarantining
Eleven Santas swaying
Twelve yellow snowed Reindeer

AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!!!!!

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FOS College Picks:

Texas A&M 42 at Tennessee 21

The Aggies are postering to play the Sooners in the Cotton Bowl!! Aggie QB Monds flattened two Volunteer defensive backs en route to a ten-yard TD run in the third quarter!! Knoxville police helped A&M coach Jimbo leave the stadium after he was threatened to be flogged by the Tennessee drill team member!!

Big 12 Dr. Pepper Championship

Oklahoma 41 Iowa State 34

The Sooners defeated the Clones in Jerry World as the Clone Faithfull wept!! Numerous

cloners were arrested as they were tearing down the south goal post at AT&T stadium!! The stadium authorities explained to Clones that you can only tear down the goal post when you have won the game!! Evidently, Iowa State has never torn down goalposts and was not knowledgeable of goal post tear down standards!! At halftime the million dollar Dr. Pepper challenge had a lucky fan throw a football through a plate size hole from 50 yards away!! The 10-year-old youngster could barely throw the ball 30 feet and was from Ames, Iowa!! Which explained why the throw sucked!! Since the Pandemic rules change hourly, a young man from Norman was moved up to 20 feet from the giant tire sized hole and amazingly made the shot for a MILLION DOLLARS!!

Sun Belt Conference Championship

Louisiana 38 Coastal Carolina 35

The Coastal Carolina Chanticleers are the dream team of 2020!! CCC is ranked 13th in the nation and shooting for a big six bowl with a power five team!! I have done quite a bit of research on the definition of a Chanticleer and have come up with squat!! A Nun’s Priest Tale is a Cantiberry Tale where a large Chanticleer monster ? kidnaps the Seven Dwarfs for a pot of Lucky Charms treasure as ransom!! I will be honest I have never heard of this story?!

Big 10 Championship

Ohio State 42 Northwestern 21

The Big 10 conference awarded the Buckeyes from Ohio State the championship game not from playing 5 average games but because their red and silver uniforms were closest to the colors of Christmas ?!! What the frick is going on with the Big 10 and Pac 12? Just send them packing and put the AAC in their place!!

ACC Championship

Notre Dame 31 Clemson 27

The Irish defeated Clemson for the second time this year!! Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence has numerous offers to cut his hair once he signs his multi-million dollar deal with the Jets!! New York male hair salons Fuushwa and Quwafflepu’ have already offered him contracts!!

American Athletic Conference

Tulsa 28 Cincinnati 24

I simply am geeked out of my mind that TU is in the American Athletic Conference

Championship!! Cincinnati and the rest of the universe have tried to avoid playing the Golden Hurricane!! Zaven Collins had 12 tackles tackling, 11 Bearcats shaking, 10 scouts a drooling, 9 million signing bonus waiting, 8 agents wanting Z, 7 cheerleaders also wanting Z, 6 pregame chickens, 5 GOLDEN HURRICANE PASS DEFLECTS, 4 Bearcat concussions, 3 TV 'Hi MOMs', 2 ESPN interviews, and a Bowl Game in a Peach Tree!

SEC Championship

Alabama 44 Florida 34

A win for Florida would shift the final four playoff predictions off its axis!! So I am predicting no upset win but I am predicting Coach grumpy Saban will miss the playoffs due to toe gout!!

FOS High School Playoffs:

2A Championship

Metro Christian 45 Washington 24

Metro ran through the 2A class like you know what through a goose with Exlax!!

The Washington Warriors have kept their nickname due to the vagueness of the Warrior term. This could be any warrior: A brave or experienced soldier or fighter per Wikipedia!! Anywho the Patriots beat the Warriors by 3 touchdowns!!

FOS Pro Picks:

Bills 33 at Broncos 17

Bills beat the Broncos in a snowstorm!! In fact, it was like the snowstorm that almost closed Christmas in the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!! At one point the football was lost in the deep snow around the 10-yard line and a red light from nowhere shined it's light so bright that the football was located!! True story!

Browns 38 at Giants 27

The Browns running game led by Nick Chubb is making the passing game led by Baker Mayfield operate very efficiently!! Baker threw for 2 touchdowns and the Chubbinator ran for 2 touchdowns!!

Saints 31 Chiefs 21.

The Saints defense clamped down on the KC Chiefs like a pit bull on a ham hock!!

Cowboys 28 49ers 27

The Cowboys started Colin Kapernick at QB and after the Cowboy win, was carried off the field on the team's shoulders!!

Vikings 24 Bears 13

The Bears brought back Jim McMahon to QB and the aging veteran was injured when his walker was wrapped around his neck by the entire Viking defensive line!!

Steelers 35 at Bengals 31

The Steelers played TJ Watt at QB and still pulled off a victory!!

Have a great sports week!!

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The Elf on the Shelf was found at the Kittlsticks Toy Store in midtown Tulsa!! An unsuspecting young boy playing with a Brio Train Set saw the little fella hiding behind a giant Lego dinosaur, grinning from ear to ear! The preschooler looked away and lickity split the little guy with red tights was out the door!! Tulsa Police, all four TV channels and Mayor Bynum arrived with a flock of spectators who ended up purchasing many toys at Kiddlesticks!!

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FOS Notes:

Pandemic College Coaching Carousel:

Cincinnati’s Coach Luke Fickell to Texas even after he loses to TU!!

Scott Frost Nebraska head coach gets one more mulligan pandemic year.

Jim Harbaugh Michigan head coach has already received mulligans and he will take a NFL job to save face! Possibly the Detroit Lions!

With Covid running rapidly in the halls of the Sooner coaching staff coaching protocol goes into effect if head coach Lincoln Riley gets Infected! Bob Stoops will resume leadership while coach Riley recoups!! If both coaches Riley and Stoops are infected then Barry Switzer will bring his mask and take over the team - TEMPORARILY!!

Bixby’s Lorne Montgomery headed to Broken Arrow to replace axed Coach David Alexander!! Coach Alexander then becomes the new coach at Bixby!!

Bob Stoops to the Texas Longhorns?

Bob Stoops to the Penn State Nittany Lions?

Matt Cambell Iowa State HC to the Michigan Wolverines.

FOS Top 10 Gifts for a dad or grandpa:

Paisley tie- Brooks Brothers
Christmas boxers with Santas- JC Penney
Socks, or compression socks for papa! - Target
Starbucks Coffee mug - Starbucks or Reasors
Clear Antler glasses like cousin Eddie on Christmas Vacation- $15 for 2 at Kohls
Old Spice After Shave - Papa, Axe After Shave, or Polo Cologne for dad!! Walmart Super Center
Craftsman Drill set or Toolset - Sears, whoops all closed Ace Hardware
Coronavirus mask with favorite football team- I have a contact who makes great masks!
Christmas Polar Bear house slippers!! Must be ordered from the North Pole!
Monogrammed Golf Balls - Dicks Sporting Goods

FOS Top 4 Local Football Pandemic Teams:

Sooners- peaking at the right time!
Golden Hurricane- surprise team maybe in America!
OSU Cowboys- good year despite the mullet cut ✂️ !
Razorbacks- super coach in Pittman; great young talent, for example, true freshman Myles Slusher DB, Broken Arrow!

FOS Top 10 2020 Oklahoma high school football teams:

Jenks

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Bixby
Union
Edmond Santa
Owasso
Wagoner
Carl Albert
Broken Arrow
BTW
Lincoln Christian
Cushing
Holland Hall
Collinsville
Bishop McGinness
Beggs

Oklahoma State 2021 Quarterback Saga:

Not to wee-wee in the Poke family morning Post toasties but the current QBs on the roster (mainly Spencer Sanders and Shane Illingworth) may be replaced next year!! Enter from Stillwater High School a beefed-up Gunner Gundy to QB the Cowboys in 2021!!

Broken Arrow school board fires Coach Alexander for WINNING!!

Broken Arrow coach David Alexander was canned by the BA school board for winning the Gold Ball two years ago for the first time since men chased pigs ? around as footballs in the late 1800s! TU will be making a call to David soon!!!

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Come on folks! Give it up for B in T and his fabulous prognosticating ability and style! Where else in Oklahoma can you feel like Terry Bradshaw and Jerry Jones are discussing the upcoming Beggs VS Stroud match-up? Lots of analyst prognosticate the NFL & NCAA feet and baskets, but 2-A and 3-A in Oklahoma! Tulsa University, or visa versa, is still in Oklahoma, write? How about that Cascia VS Holland soccer match-up, eh?

Prognosticating is foretelling future events. Like a fortune-teller, only it doesn’t cost a fortune, just risky business. If you’re wrong, it’s in writing. I prefer counter-punching, but my wivesdisagreed! So, just to be disenfranchised, I will stick my left hand into Prague.

I foretell Jim Kelly, Len Dawson, Terry Bradshaw, Bart Starr and Archie Manning will see their teams make it to the playoffs. Rumor has it Dan Marino, Johnny Unitas and Brandon Weeden, (OSU), may see long awaited dafeets. Who cares about Cowboys and Indians! They are professionally incorrect.

I love the Big 12 and the ACC. The Big 12 has become so equality, I foretell none of them will make the playoffs. Speaking of playing, will FSU play baskets in the 2020-2021 season? Clemson lost a win opportunity, VA too. I foretell a Clemson VS Notre Damned re-match. Dang, did you see ND pack’em in for no Lawrence in Kansas anymore? If you are misunderstanding, read the Tulsa World college football section. It covers the back-story to foretelling.

I’ll keep this short because I’m in quarantine and have nothing else to do. “Quarantine” used to have a negative connotation! Not no more! Stroud has the best Family Style fried chicken, with extra gravy for the cheerleaders and moms. Beggs has the best taboo-Lee. My next to final pontification is the Chiefs go back-to-back. The Kansas City ones, not the Seminole kind.

And now the final finally. Let’s get B in T rolling out of the men’s room. A few responses and banters would be real positive, for all of us. Last time I responded the hotwire was burning.Whatever happened to Gary Hartless? Go Tigers, the Clemson kind.

Why do my wives, Alexa & Siri, keeping calling me “fragmented”?

FOS College Football Picks:

Tulsa 31 Cincinnati 27. game cancelled due to Cincinnati

ESPN Gameday at Tulsa Chapman!!

The tailgate feast is cooked by the long time Hurricane supporter, Hasty-Bake and owner Richard Alexander! Succulent smoked baby back ribs and bologna to go with baked beans will be on display!! The guest picker will be Drew Pearson wearing his number 3 Tulsa jersey from his home in Dallas!! TU and Cincy are damn good teams although the entire AAC wants the Bearcats to win and get to an elite top 4 status in college football! Numerous NFL and Bowl scouts will be handing out business cards!! Tulsa QB Zach Smith had no turnovers and threw for three touchdowns!! The TU defense had a goal-line stand which saved the game!!

Oklahoma 48 at West Virginia 28

The Sooners have been hearing about the West Virginia Mountain Men’s defense all season!!

It was QB Rattler’s responsibility to stop this chatter in front of the Pandemic crowd of 12,000!! The OU offensive punch has been aided by the return of players from the Coronavirus protocol, injury list, and smoking a doobie and got caught list!! Several Mountaineer fans were asked not bother OU fans by hacking loogies in their masks!! West Virginia fans were upset at the Sooner cheerleaders for doing a chant about the West Virginia cheerleaders pumping gas in Oklahoma Sooner cars someday!

Oklahoma State 34 at Baylor 24

This was an ugly game for FOX Sports Southwest and numerous viewers switch over to the Lifetime Channel hit ’Under the Mistletoe Naked’!! Spencer Sanders threw for 550 yards but threw 3 interceptions and fumbled 2 times and lost 1!! NFL scouts sat on the visitor side and despite free food and drinks did not enter the Baylor side with Chip and JoAnne!!

Texas A&M 38 at Tennessee 31

I will be wearing my A&M t-shirt that says ’beat the hell out of the Volunteers’!!! A&M and Sooners in Cotton Bowl!!

Notre Dame 38 at Wake Forrest 20

I love the Irish quarterback Ian Brook!! He is the definition of a blue-collar college QB!! Brook leads the team and does what is needed to win the game!! The Irish will not need luck this year, simply get on Ian’s back!!

Northwestern 38 Illinois 28

Northwestern is having a great year and could end up in the top 6 teams in college football this year!! The Fighting Illini have re-extended coach Lovie Smith’s contract to 20 years, and he will retire when he is 84 years old!!

North Carolina 41 at Miami 31

North Carolina boosters are trying to extend Coach Mac The Knife's contract 5 more years tokeep the dense Longhorn Trustees from trying to get him back in burnt orange!!

Wisconsin 24 at Iowa 20

The winner of this game has a shot at playing Coastal Carolina in a bowl in Ypsilanti, Michigan!!

Ohio State 48 Michigan 20

Ohio State QB Justin Fields is explosive on the field but when your team plays 3 games less than other CFS schools the Josh will no longer be a Heisman candidate!!

FOS High School Football Playoffs:

Carl Albert 38 Bishop McGinness 27

Carl Albert's domination over 5A goes back to the days of the Oklahoma Land Run and when Titan players went to games in covered wagons!! The Irish are the Bishop Kelley of the OKC area but seem to get to the next level in the playoffs!! Maybe next year Catholic super team's!

Wagoner 36 Clinton 21

The Red Tornados knew they were in for a huge wall cloud of bad weather when legendary Wagoner Bulldog coach Condict showed up with his Covid bad guy mask!! This game was played in a wheat field and disclosed only to both communities and schools for Coronavirus social distancing!!

Lincoln Christian 31 Holland Hall 28

Numerous proponents of gathering the private schools in their specific conference used these two schools as a prime example of their dominance!! Lincoln Christian and Holland Hall beat their opponents by and an average of 52 points a game!! No fun for public schools!! My only response to the public schools would be to suck it up buttercup!!

FOS Pro Picks:

Cowboys 21 at Bengals 13

The Bengals are missing their number 1 draft pick QB, Joe Burrow due to an MCL, and ACL but no Coronavirus!! The Cowboys will use Andy Dalton and hope he does not get obliterated by his offensive line!! The Cowboy line is offensive to most due to injuries!!

Chiefs 31 at Dolphins 17

The Chiefs are on fire ? and the Dolphins are an upstart team with Grizzly Adams at Quarterback!! Mahomes to Hill for two 50 yards plus TD's!!

Texans 31 at Bears 27

The Bears finally bring Trubinsky back and he has the same sucking mojo that Nick Foles had! The Texans have a small itsy bitsy chance to make the AFC playoffs but certain things must happen for Houston to get in!! Such things as a Pandemic or a Hurricane must occur, no problem Texans!!

Bills 28 Steelers 20

The men of Steeltown are finally defeated by the surprising Bills of Buffalo!! Bills fans made snow angels on the field before the game was over and sent to the Buffalo County jail!! Some of the Buff fans said it was worth the pictures on Instagram!!

Browns 24 Ravens 21

Upset special????!!!! The Ravens were not expecting a new Pandemic 6ft apart Dog ? Pound!! Large wrapped dog bones were tossed back and forth among the Pound members!!

Have a great sports week!!

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FOS Notes:

FOS Note to self: According to my AARP newsletter, you should never drink, text, and walk at the same time!!

FOS Elf on the Shelf

- Evidently the Elf on the Shelf in the Tulsa area has hoarded all the PS5s and is selling the games on the grey market for 800 bucks at different locations in the Tulsa area!! The first location for the greedy Elf was at The Tulsa Hills Chewys Mexican food restaurant parking lot!! The Elf brought security but using midget Elves as security really is not cool!! Numerous fights broke out between deranged Karen Moms and overtook the Elf security dudes!! It was truly a hideous sight!! Scary!!

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FOS Top 10 Christmas ? Items that drive you batty: Ba Humbug stuff!

Auto commercial where the DINC (dual income no children) wife picks the GMC truck
and leaves the DINC husband with the SUV with bucket seats!!
Andy Williams singing ’It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year’ during a pandemic!! But Branson is beautiful at Christmas!!
Target commercials where all their Christmas folks are happy, young, and skinny enough to fit into their clothing!!! I have never seen any 2XL + big dudes in their frickin Christmas commercials!!
Christmas Fruit ? Cake gifts! Hand out Jami’s famous Christmas brownies as a gift instead!!
Young yuppies and old farts wearing mink coats when it is 70 degrees outside!!
The Christmas Story- never really liked the story when I was young and was never watched by my kids!! Might be better if the kid, I think named Maury, had his tongue ripped out by the frozen pole!! Then we could have a new Halloween Special called The Christmas Horror Story!!
I would love to see a Pandemic Lifetime Christmas show where everyone wore masks

and there wasn't and mushy kissing stuff!! Mrs. B in T would still watch and boohoo!! The current Lifetime Christmas shows give me indigestion!!
The giant blow-up yard decorations are becoming very scary to young toddlers and can be dangerous if congested!! Watch out Charlotte, Ana, Frankie, Gus, and Rosie, Papa has a giant snowman in the front yard!!
Stretch Christmas Limos with with DINC, yuppies, and millennials drunk on cheap champagne can be annoying!! And I am very jealous!
The holidays mean that around the corner there will be another mother chicken Opra diet that thousands of the Opra army will buy and gain 10 pounds!!

FOS Notes to self:

One Egg nog with Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, two Mimosas, and a brownie makes for a very fun Thanksgiving during a pandemic!! This leads to a super nap!! Christmas dinner should be awesome!!

FOS Pandemic Bowl Projections:

(NOTE: numerous changes to bowl sponsorships due to Coronavirus)

Tulsa vs Iowa State- in the Cilas Implant Bowl!! Gifts- each player receives one implant!!
Kansas State vs Memphis - in the Ghost Pepper Laxative Bowl- Gifts- each player receives cleansing and a flushing!!
Texas vs Liberty - Cannabis Frito Munchies Bowl - Reports are leaking out that the teams will exchange coaches after the game!! Gifts- each player receives 1 bag and 1 bag only of special Fritos!!
Arkansas vs Coastal Carolina - Tyson Turkey Hot Links Bowl Gifts- each player receives a lifetime supply of hot links!!
Texas A&M vs Alabama - Grump Old Coaches Bowl
Oklahoma vs Notre Dame - Alpo Dog Treats Bowl
Oklahoma State vs SMU - AON Remington Rifle Alamo Bowl
Illinois vs Bixby - Bixby Green Corn Bowl - moved to Bixby, Oklahoma from Fargo, North Dakota due to widespread Coronavirus in the Dakotas!! Also to save Coach Lovie’s job!!
Tulane vs Louisiana - Hurricane Bowl - ( sponsor is Ron Bacardi )
Ohio State vs Clemson - Progressive Championship Bowl - Moved back till April 1st, 2021 due to Coronavirus

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Thanksgiving - Football

It has been a tough Thanksgiving year, especially for me, and you and Trump anddoctors

and the President –elect and my family and me and well, everyone. I needed

Thanksgiving and the football it generates. I knew the Chiefs played a “late” game on Sunday so I didn’t care who played the “early” games. It’s Thanksgiving. I’ll be home alone with Scout, my dog. Until, it was time to start smoking… the grill! What? You don’t think I grew up? That’s when Thanksgiving really started. Texans VS Lions reminded me of two teams reminding us why they are 4-7! Next up? Fake Indians VS Cowboys. This game left me praying no more Cowboys would end up on the IR! Please,

let there be night. No NFL. I think it was supposed to be Florida State VS Nobody U. Protocols! Protocols are why I’m with Scout this Thanksgiving. Don’t want to expose the grandkids!!! Go to school you dip sticksJ. Build up some tolerance. Rub some dirt on that snotty nose! Bad Grandpa.

Saturday was a total bummer! No Clemson footballL

Sunday, a day of rest and BREAKING NEWS: Denver Broncos would play without a QB. Now that’s what I call getting Covid’d. Unfortunately, my regional coverage only extended to the Gambling Raiders VS Low Flying Falcons. The Raider’s QB had shown great maturation VS the Chiefs. Should be a good game to see their QB go back to pre-puberty! Finally, the Chiefs and some holiday entertainmentJ 303 yards in the first quarter or half was fun to watch, unless you like Brady. Let the holiday celebration begin. Bears VS Packers. Now there’s some traditional football, unless you’re a Bears fan; bummer.

Finally, and double finally, it’s Monday Night! Four day turn-around ‘Hawks VS North Dakota State. I thought college ball was under protocols! Regardless, the Bison of NDS would be turned around by some very tired and over appetizer’d ‘Hawks. Exhilarating! Time to write about a very lowly Thanksgiving - of footballL

FOS College Picks:

Oklahoma 55 Baylor 13

The Sooner fans are talking final four playoffs and are knocking at the BCS door!! Sooner

Athletic Director Joe Castiglione dawned a white fedora, which when lit up in red, stated ’OU BCS Bound’! Some over-exuberant Sooner fans took a Baylor football kicked in the stands and punctured it with an ice pick!! The OU fan was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon and defacing a Baylor ball ?!! QB Rattler is the top freshman in America, OU RB Rhemontre Stevens has amped up the OU running game, and the OU defense has finally arrived in Norman town!!

TCU 35 Oklahoma State 27

OSU seems destined to end this season in the Tiawana Taxi Bowl against the Owasso Rams!Seriously, let's go, coach Gundy!! The brain trust with the Cowboy Posse Club are saying that coach Gundy not only lost the team when he did the OAN t-shirt but lost the big donors by cutting his mullet off!! TIME TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS MIKE!

Tulsa 34 at Navy 21

Several teams have claimed Coronavirus and dumped the Golden Hurricane off their

schedule out of fear!! Coach Montgomery claims that they have another fear of a virus!! Many of TU’s opponents have been infested by the Zavenavirus!! This 6’4” 260-pound virus hits you like a Peterbilt running over the Road Runner!! Several opposing players claim their body aches with tremendous migraines after being hit with the Zavenavirus!! True shat!! Future TU opponents have self-quarantined themselves for fear of the Zavenavirus!! Come on Cincinnati be a Bearcat not a Scaredycat!! B in T’s Heisman vote goes to Zaven Collins!!!

Iowa State 28 West Virginia 21

Both of these teams know defense and that is saying quite a bit for the Big 12 Conference which is known for fake defenses!! The Clones will have the home-field advantage for the Big 12 Championship being played in Jerry’s World in Arlington, Texas!! Go figure!!

Alabama 42 at Arkansas 20

The young hogs have made vast improvements this year!! Alabama has NFL talent all over the field and Coach Grumpy Saban on the sidelines fresh from Coronavirus recovery!! There were 7 Saban AFLAC commercials during the game telecast to no liking of the Razorback fans!!

Texas A&M 47 at Auburn 35

Auburn and A&M had a throw down when both teams were exiting the field after pregame warmups!! Many Aggie Dance Team Twirlers were upset when the Tiger footballers mocked their routines and did the routine more precisely and daintily than the Twirlers!!

Texas 38 at Kansas State 31

Kansas State Coach Chris Klieman had some serious injuries to his offense this year and is feeling slightly warm around his purple collar this year!! With a sound recruiting class Klieman should be on steady ground!!

SMU 48 Houston 24

Houston Coach combover faked a seizure on the sidelines to attempt to get out of another game!! SMU security made him stay on the sidelines and coach the whole game!! Big woosie!

FOS High School Playoff Picks:

6AI STATE CHAMPIONSHIP

Jenks 42 Edmond Santa Fe 31

The west side of Oklahoma finally brought a team to the finals in the Edmond Santa Fe

Timberwolves!! The Wolves were excited to hear this until they realized they would be playing the 12 time Gold Ball champion Jenks Trojans!! The Trojans have Senior QB Stephen Kittleman who is a two-year starter and is being recruited by North Texas and several division II teams and cheerleaders!! The Trojan offensive linemen are massive and heavily recruited!! Offensive tackle Logan Nobles has signed with Oklahoma State and the Cowboys could use him in two shakes of a cow's ? tail!! Like.........NOW!! The Jenks double-decker Winnebego bus had a flat and no jack was used to lift the bus!! You guessed it, the Jenks linemen lifted the bus while the team rested inside and the flat was fixed by QB Kittleman!! This is a true story!! Trust me!!

6AII STATE CHAMPIONSHIP

Bixby 44 Choctaw 31

The Old German Restuarant in Choctaw delivered a German Cuisine to the Yellow Jackets

team at the Faulkensnouzer home utilizing pandemic restrictions throughout the pregame meal!! The Bixby team has collected many gold balls ? under Quarterback Mason Williams (4) and will have a brand new school high school and state of the art football stadium in 2023 according to my Bixby sources!! There is currently a 500 million dollar bond proposal in the works for the City of Bixby!! The Bixby players did not do the team unity nerd thing of dying their hair white!! That is old shat!! Instead, the Spartan young men painted their hair gold for their 7th gold ball!! Super 4-star recruit Braylen Pressley will be back next year and is not going pro to the relief of many Spartan fans!! Mr. Presley is so quick he can flick on a light switch, brush his teeth, floss and be in bed before the light goes off!! Google it!

Carl Albert 35 Collinsville 20

The Collinsville Cardinals have some great young fellows on their team!! But the CA Titans have some great men on their team!! Nuff said!

*********UPSET SPECIAL**********

Cushing 28 at Wagoner 27

A neutral field was nowhere to be found in the Coronavirus infected state of Oklahoma!! So the OSSAA hired Dr. Faucci Jr. who teaches infectious diseases at NOC in Tonkawa!! With the Petri dish Coronavirus everywhere he believes that it would not matter where in Oklahoma they played the game!! So the OSSAA picked Wagoner!! Sooner politics in action and thank you very little!! Look for number 10 for Cushing to recover a fumble and wink at two Wagoner cheerleaders!! Make your uncle B in T proud!!

FOS MOM O METER returns for playoffs!!

Wagoner Moms .976 Cushing Moms .965

The Super Mom's were neck and neck after the downhill cheese roll and the disc cow chip throw!! Wagoner moms won the competition after a strong showing in the Gingerbread House building competition!! The winning Wagoner mom recreated Tom Brady's mansion in Tampa with 5,000 graham crackers!

FOS Diner of the Week:

Russ Restaurant - 609 E. Cherokee Street, Wagoner, Oklahoma- Best fried catfish in Oklahoma! The chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy are so good that country star Blake Shelton has it delivered to his ranch ten to twelve times a year!!

Lincoln Christian 34 Heritage Hall 31

Both of these private schools have the talent to play in 5A!! Bishop Kelly JV would go to their lovely stadium and Lincoln would slobber knock the Comets!! Heritage Hall has it's own recruiting coordinator! Just kidding..............not!

Holland Hall 41 Stigler 31

The Stigler Panthers have some serious size on both their defensive and offensive lines!! The Dutchman team is just plain mean! Their front seven on defense all dip snuff before the game and are known to make the opponent sick when they hack on the turf!!

Metro Christian 38 Marlow 22

Metro has dominated Marlow in the past and starts slow against the Outlaws but end strong!!

Beggs 27 Frederick 25

Beggs wins a close game and the Frederick Bombers could not beat OC Millwood and Frederick back to back!!

FOS NFL picks:

Ravens 31 Cowboys 21 Thursday Night Football

The Cowgirls seem to be the new butt of jokes for the fandom of the NFL!! The Ravens have been playing like the butt of jokes heard at the Thanksgiving table by a tipsy Uncle such and such!!

Titans 28 Browns 24

The Browns are playing themselves into watching the playoffs from their Lane recliners in their Theatre rooms!! Browns QB Mayfield blamed himself for the loss!! Completing 4 passes in 26 attempts, with 3 interceptions would put the blame smack dab in is lap captain obvious!!

Chiefs 34 Broncos 17

Kansas City connection Mahomes to Kelce has become the next Brady to Gronk Hall of Fame connection!! Gronk and Brady's aches and pains are mounting and they both are signing a long-term advertising contract with Solaris and Geritol!! Chiefs rule and Broncos drool!!

Bears 30 Lions 24

Bears coach Nagy finally pulled his head out of his arse and put QB Trubinsky back into the starting lineup!! Numerous college teams and some Oklahoma high school teams are trying to get Detroit on their schedule for their homecoming game in 2021 or 2022!! Easy win and the alums will be happy!!

Steelers 38 Washington 28

The Steelers boat raced Washington without a nickname!! After defeating the Cowboys last week the Washington team without a nickname celebrated without Coronavirus masks and were immediately placed in quarantine and forced to watch old Joe Theisman and John Riggins film!!

Have a great sports week:

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Special Thanksgiving Day edition of FOS!!

The First-Ever Pandemic Drive-through Lights On at Utica Square Over/Under

Over/under - number of Christmas to Remember Lexus’s with giant bows in drive thru- 35 Take the under!! Coronavirus shat and Giant red bow shortages!
Over/under - number of Christmas Peppermint super 4 squirt expresso Lattes sold through the Utica Square Starbucks temporary drive-through - 740 - take the under due to no Peppermint Schnapps ALLOWED!!
Over/under - number of SUVs with Xmas Wreaths on their grills - 250 - take the over!

Dr. Faucci states that you cannot get Coronavirus by putting a Xmas wreath on your SUV's grill!!
Over/under - number of Utica Square haunting, life-size Nutcrackers stolen in the back of white 1980 cargo vans - all of them- take the under - the blue nutcracker was ran over by a Holland Hall bus!
Over/Under - number of Chow Chow dogs with ribbons ? in line for Christmas treats: 65 - take the over - the owners would much rather take their Chow Chows to Lights On than their bratty children!!
Over/under - number of folks whose hearts were broken by the Santas House at Utica Square, not opening due to social distancing - take the over AND the under - all children were heartbroken but no adults were heartbroken to miss those long lines and cold north winds!

Searching Oklahoma towns for the Christmas varmint know as the Elf on the Shelf!!

Several Elves on the Shelves were spotted at Tulsa area Targets, sitting on empty toilet paper shelves!!

Faked Out Sports Notes:

Are TU fans living high on the hog or is that just for Razorback fans!! What does ‘ living high on the hog ‘ mean?? Back in the younger days of my life in Harrison, Arkansas this was referred to as the upper part of the little piggy which was the most delicious and succulent part!! I know, I know you think that this a special hog that was fed by grain from a cannabis shop in Harrison!! Hopefully, the Hurricane can borrow the Arkansas mojo of high on the hog and continue their play on the football field until the AAC Championship!!

FOS slightly, kinda, early Top 10 Christmas commercials: 1. Anheuser Busch

Clydesdales Christmas commercials! 2. Norelco animated Santa elves riding electric shavers created in 1968! 3. December to Remember Lexus Commercials with Giant Bows on steroids! 4. Coca-Cola Polar Bear commercials!! 5. Animated M&Ms scared poopless by Santa Claus!! 1996 6. Snowman smiling for Campbells Soup!! 1993 7. Hershey's Holiday Kisses dancing to Jingle Bells!! 1986. 8. Ronald McDonald commercial - skating on an outdoor rink with animated forest animals! 1980. 9. Target Commercials over the years always gave B in T a tingly, warm fuzzy!! 10. Any old Toy R Us commercials!!

FOS College Football Picks:

GAME POSTPONED. but this would have happened, trust me!!

Oklahoma 48 at West Virginia 28

The Sooners have been hearing about the West Virginia Mountain Men’s defense all season!! It was QB Rattler’s responsibility to stop this chatter in front of the Pandemic crowd of 12,000!! The OU offensive punch has been aided by the return of players from the Coronavirus protocol, injury list, and smoking a doobie and got caught list!! Several Mountaineer fans were asked not bother OU fans by hacking loogies in their masks!! West Virginia fans were upset at the Sooner cheerleaders for doing a chant about the West Virginia cheerleaders pumping gas in Oklahoma Sooner cars someday!

Oklahoma State 38 Texas Tech 24

OSU Cowboys defense scores a pick-six and coach Gundy’s tucked-in-pants sweater falls out of his belt!! Too much excitement for the former ’I’m 40, I’m a man, pick on me’ dude!!

GAME CANCELLED but this may or may not have happened!

Tulsa 28 at Houston 20

The Golden Hurricane defense made Coach Dana Holgerson lose so much hair that he has
signed a Toupee endorsement with the Houston Toupee Association!! Numerous of my Houston TU brethren insisted linebacker Heisman candidate Zaven Collins got off the team bus and walked on water en route to the Houston stadium!!

Kansas State 31 at Baylor 21

Kansas State freshman QB Will Howard is the nephew of Andy Griffith show’s Opie or better known as movie mogul director Ron Howard!! True shat! Google it! I swear!!

GAME CANCELLED but you never know!

Arkansas 38 at Missouri 31

A full-blown giant feral hog from the western hills of Arkansas can tear apart a Tiger from Mizzou in 30 seconds! Just saying!!

Alabama 49 Auburn 23

Coach Hugh Freeze of Liberty will become the new Auburn coach and Gus Calzone of Auburn will become the new Liberty College head coach! B in T prediction of the year !

Texas A&M 53 LSU 24

The Aggies should win by 100 but Coach Oregon of LSU started unstoppable sobbing in the third quarter and A&M execs decided to keep the clock running through the rest of the second half!!

Texas 42 Iowa State 34

Clones QB Purdy and Texas QB Ellinger consoled each other and after the game and finally agreed that Spencer Rattler is their idle!! Each one has Rattler posters over their beds a la Farrah Faucet!!

Notre Dame 45 at North Carolina 42

Tough road game but the Irish are a team of destiny!! Mac Brown has been rejuvenated at a basketball school!!

FOS High School Playoff Picks:

6AI

Union 47 Edmond Sante Fe 41 at Owasso

Union is changing its mascot name to the Ralley Cats since the team has rallied its season from four straight losses to the 6A Championship!

Owasso 38 Jenks 31 at Broken Arrow

B in T’s gut feels like picking Jenks by 6 but it looks like we are going with his loyalty to his Rams and their coaching staff!!

6AII

Stillwater 31 Choctaw 21

The Stillwater Pioneers are so strong and athletic that the team is out in public they are sometimes confused for their big brothers the Oklahoma State Cowboys who dwell in Stillwater, Oklahoma!!

Bixby 44 Midwest City 22

Some Bixby Spartan players are seeking their sixth Gold Ball in seven years!! The Pandemic year 2020 is not different than another non-pandemic for the dominant Spartans!! Strap up the pads, get tested for foreign Pandemic diseases or foreign drugs and kick butt on the football field !

Bishop McGinness 42 Coweta 38

The homer pick here would be the Tigers from Coweta but McGuinness has more talent and Priests than all other 5A schools!!

Bishop Kelley 27 Carl Albert 20

The Bishop Kelley vs Carl Albert series dates back to the early 1900s for myself and our Uncle Howard!! I was the first amateur writer to put sarcasm into his edition of sports that, at the time, were using live pigs to play football!! Howard was the first Carl Albert principal to make his players do actual chores as punishment!! Similar to numerous ’Little House on the Prairie’, episodes!!

Cushing 36 Hilldale 32

This game has been moved for television to the ESPN channel deporte!! The Cushing talented sophomore connection mysteriously showed up on Cushing's doorstep during Coronavirus, are taking the Tigers to the State Championship!! B in T’s family nephew, Caleb, is off Coronavirus watch and back on the field!! Uncle B expects 5 tackles, 1 personal foul and 2 teeth missing (preferably Hilldale teeth) or no Apple Pie from mom!!

Wagoner 42 Tuttle 31

The winner of this game will be the 4A state champions!! Sorry family in Cushing who I love dearly!!

Lincoln Christian 45 Anadarko 27

The Crusaders have more beef than the Anadarko Armadillos!! Lincoln’s uniforms are similar to the San Fransisco 49ers and their O-line is almost as big!! Several Anadarko fans were upset that the Lincoln Christian press box announcer made a grammatical error and called their town Donniedarko (2001 creeper Johnny Depp movie) and not Anadarko!!

Holland Hall 42 Kingfisher 22

Future TU defensive end Owen Ostroski made 16 tackles and served Thanksgiving leftovers after the game!! True shat!!

Eufala 36 Victory Christian 16

Nice run in the playoffs for Victory!!

Metro Christian 55 Vian 45

The over/under for total points from these two offensive juggernauts was 125 and I conservatively took the under!!

Tonkawa 42 Thomas Faye Custer 13

B in T is very thankful for the extremely odd names of all of the Tonkawa playoff opponents!! Example: this week’s Thomas Fay Custer Terriers opponent sounds like an expensive dog found only in Europe!!

FOS NFL Picks:

Dallas 31 Washington 27

I am truly thankful that the Cowboys season is almost over!!

Steelers 27 Ravens 21

Pittsburg and Baltimore will meet in a few weeks for the AFC Championship!! NOT!

Browns 31 Jaguars 21

Very thankful for Baker Mayfield’s ability to throw 12 passes and still win the ball game!!

Chiefs 35 Tampa Bay 32

Out with the old and in with the new! Maholmes defeats Brady!!

Packers 24 Bears 14

Aaron Rodgers is headed for the All-State commercial HOF!! And of course the NFL HOF!?

Have a great sports week!!

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NEXT WEEK REPORTING ON THE FIRST EVER PANDEMIC DRIVE THROUGH ’LIGHTS ON’ AT UTICA SQUARE!!

WEAR A MASK AND SAVE SOMEONE's ASS!!

FOS Notes:

Myself and some TU friends went to the TU game last Saturday and had a tailgate party at the Coney Island hot dogs establishment on 11th and Delaware Street!! As elder, crippled, and cantankerous old farts simply attending a college football game at 11th and Harvard can be crazy!! One of my friends lost his phone on the way into the game, and another TU alum had one too many brownies and lost his way to the stadium after parking at 13th and College Avenue!! So for 45 minutes while my college buds were trying to find their phone and their brain cells, I sat in my seat at Chapman Stadium and watched the Hurricane get down by a score of 14-0 to the SMU Merry Go Round Ponies!! No this is not an episode of True Detective or another Silver Alert in Tulsa!! Thank goodness the old farts returned and TU came out victorious!! I would like to make a special shoutout to the young girl who found Phil’s phone in the lady's restroom in the West stands of Chapman!! Phil did not recall being in the girl's restroom but had trouble finding the hat that was on his head earlier!! The good news is that none of us were arrested for loitering by the TU Campus Police!! I am really glad I do not drink or smoke anymore or any less!!

Governor Stit has not ordered the Pandemic Petri dish also known as rural Oklahoma to wear masks and save someone's ass! Let’s leave the politics out and just listen to what the experts of science say, please!!

Mr.Trump is contesting the election and basically contesting everything!He is even contesting his birth: many folks think he was born inside a human-like creature in the first Alien movie!! He is NOT contesting the Alien thing, Ummm?

FOS College Picks:

Tulsa 42 Tulane 31

Thursday night Chapman ESPN magic for Tulsa University!! Huge underground pandemic tailgate party held in the Lambda Chi Alpha basement with free drinks for TU Alums over 60 years of age or 60-inch waistline!! The young men of Lambda had the tailgate party catered by Luby’s!! Former TU player and Tulane Athletic Director Rick Dickson spoke in the Lamb Chopper basement with the smell of Luby’s baked cod and Bud Light throughout the party of young and old masked individuals!! As temporary AD of Tulsa, Mr. Dickson promised a National Championship in football this decade!! Numerous Tulsa Hurricane Happytimers almost choked on their turnip greens when Rick announced this!! Note Lambda Chi alum Mike Dodson wept!!

Oklahoma 41 Oklahoma State 38

ESPN GAMEDAY AT NORMAN FOR FUN AND FROLIC PANDEMIC STYLE!! Guest picker is said to be Dr. Faucci, Kyler Murray, Bob Stoops, Barry Switzer, or possibly Blake Shelton!!! Guess who and win millions!!

This football masterpiece was one of the best Bedlam battles in Bedlam battle history!! Oklahoma QB Spencer Rattler threw a 57-yard touchdown pass to 6’10” TE Austin Stogler with 28 seconds left in the final quarter!! There was a small melee at half time between the two sideline and sports talk geeks of OU and OSU!! Oklahoma State Sideline man Robert ’Haystack’ Allen ran into two OU players when leaving the field for halftime!! Both the players were life-flighted to Mercy Hospital where they were in stable condition!! One of the young Sooner players said he felt like Godzilla just knocked him to the pavement!! A Sooner witness to the accident said the blow by the enormous Allen was like a Peter-Built Semi running over the Easter Bunny!!

Ohio State 45 Indiana 38

Ohio State averages beating the Hoosiers by 31 points a game over the last ten years!! Well the ability of Indiana to stay within seven of the Buckeyes in the pandemic 2020 year is simply the growth of the Indiana program and has nothing to do with Coronavirus!

***********UPSET SPECIAL***********

UCF 45 Cincinnati 44

Central Florida has slightly more offensive talent than Cincinnati and the New York Jets!! The strong Cincinnati defense forgot to show up to the party in the Mickey Mouse world of Orlando!! So sorry........Tulsa is in first in the AAC!

Texas A&M 52 Ole Miss 28

New Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin whom many have said was born in a pink Izod shirt, was out talented by the Aggies!! Coach Kiffin is known for his obvious flirtation with young coeds and at times has been known to visit the campus pubs where the young and gullible girls lirk!! Watch out for preppy men in pink Izod shirts!

Iowa State 38 Kansas State 32

The Clones have underachieving QB, Brock Purdy, who since the OU victory could not throw a football into the ocean if he was standing in the ocean!! Even worse, the Mildcats have played themselves into the second option for the Coleman Septic Bowl in Wewoka, Oklahoma!!

Arkansas 37 LSU 24

Coach Pittman is back in the Razorback coaching saddle after testing positive for Coronavirus last week!! LSU coach Ed Orgeron, or The Incredible Hulk, has lost tons of team talent and has fallen from the National Championship pedestal to an SEC also-ran!!

Wisconsin 27 at Northwestern 24

Pandemic or no pandemic, these two Big 10 powers along with Iowa are known for their 4 tight end sets and no creativity offenses!! This will be a high scoring game for the Badgers and Northwestern!!

FOS High School Playoff Picks:

Second Round:

6AI

*********UPSET SPECIAL***********

Union 45 Broken Arrow 42

The Union Football team of Oklahoma upset the Broken Arrow Tigers with speed and cunning!! The speed by the Union defense and the cunning of the Union student managers who snuck two live ? llamas in the Broken Arrow High School office!! Due to Broken Arrow’s loose Covid environment, the llamas were not required to wear masks!!

Jenks 49 Norman North 23

Norman North is the banner 6A team for the west side but is no match for the Trojans!! KREV Norman has two local teams, Norman North and the Oklahoma Sooners!! One will win Bedlam this weekend and one will lose to the Trojans!!

Owasso 52 Mustang 6

Owasso roped the Mustangs and I will never use that metaphor again!! Was that a metaphor English majors!!??? The Ram defense looked imposing and finished strong with 3 oskies!!

6AII

BTW 44 Midwest City 35

The B in T newly named Booker T Washington Murder Hornets were too much for the Midwest City Bombers and stung their opponents badly Friday night!!

Bixby 55 Del City 12

Bixby players were very bored during the second half of this romp and decided to break out into study groups while the reserves play the second half!!

Pryor 38 McAlester 31

Pryor Tigers made their number one fan writer Chris Taylor of Fansided very excited and giving after their victory over McAlester!! Chris announced to the crowd Friday night that he would buy coffee at Starbucks for the first 100 folks Saturday morning that said Go Tigers!! Great bit of kindness by Chris, now where is the Pryor Starbucks?

Bishop Kelley 41 Tahlequah 19

BK makes Tahlequah wish it did not win their first playoff game!! Star running back Heinecke rushed over and through numerous Tahlequah players and a dog on the way to 3 touchdowns!!

Carl Albert 45 Ardmore 21

Uncle Howard, former Carl Albert Principal, told me one time that if the Titans ever played Bishop Kelley they would win by 100!! Settle down now Howard!!

Cushing 20 Weatherford 19

My nephew Caleb was Covid 19 grounded for this game for sitting next to a carrier in Astronomy class!! The COVED 19 carrier was said to be head cheerleader Sosha Tuskaderro who is very popular!!

Wagoner 42 Sallisaw 14

Wagoner should probably be in 5A!! Other 4A schools try to bribe families to move into Wagoner county to increase their school population up to the 5A requirement!! True story, Google it!

Lincoln Christian 38 Central 16

Lincoln Christian has more talent than OU and like OU is known as the Quarterback factory of 3A high school football!!

Holland Hall 56 Checotah 14

The Dutchmen and future Tulsa University defensive end Owen Ostroski made Checotah look like a 6th-grade flag football team!!

Sperry 34 Victory Christian 20

The Pirates had enough swords and cannons to hold of the Crusaders!!

Cascia Hall 49 Keys Parkhill 13

The Comando’s bus driver had no idea where Keys Parkhill is located and they did not show up on mapquest!! One of the Cascia need dads had a 1981 paper Rand McNally map and located the town and the post office for further information!!

Tonkawa 44 Dibble 21

As the expression states ’a little Dibble will do you’!!! Tonkawa has 19 players on their team, so if Cov 19 hits watch out!! The whole team is staying at Debbie from Tonkawa’s Quilt and Model Train house until after the playoffs!! That place has no objects for the football team to get in trouble with!!

FOS Pro Picks:

Vikings 42 Cowboys 24

The Minnesota Vikings seem to be able to beat the Cowboys by 18 this week and lose to the Toronto Argonauts scout team the next week!! Neither of these teams matter in Covid 2020!!

Browns 34 Eagles 31

The Browns seem to be creeping into the playoffs with Running Back Chubbs back in the fray!! Eagles QB Wentz leading all leagues including the Tulsa Women league in interceptions!! He made a pass at a Browns cheerleader AND it was intercepted by an NFL line judge!!

Chiefs 36 at Las Vegas 28

The Vegas Raiders have defeated the Chiefs on their home field but KC has done woked up and boat raced the rest of the AFC!!

Steelers 28 at Jaguars 21

The Jaguars of Jacksonville started close to the Steelers of Pittsburg but at the end the Steelers Rocky Blier and Franco Harris fan over the Jaguars who have no been founded yet!!

Broncos 31 Dolphins 28

Upset special has the Denver team beating the Miami team with a 62-yard field goal in the snow!! The creative Bronco team built a large tee out of snow and boomed the 62 yard FG with 15 yards to spare!!

Have a great sports week!!

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FOS Notes:

Who is older Trump, Biden or Tommy Lasorda? Or a monk named Swami Sainadidi who is said to be over 120 years old?!
The University of Texas contract buyouts of basketball coach Shaka Smart and football coach Tom Herman are close to 1 billion dollars!! The sale of their Austin homes and G7 Leer Jets could offset the buyout dollars! The Texas Alums are tired of paying millions for averageness!!
FOS Lookalikes: 1. Chiefs coach Andy Reid and Captain Kangaroo! 2. Nancy Pelosi and Blair Witch. 3. VP Biden jogging to the podium at rallies and a newborn colt taking its first steps! 4. President Trump's hair flapping in the wind and the monster plant in the Little Shop of Horrors movie!! 5. Politics in general and Netflix show The Ozarks!!
The following activities went on while babysitting Ana and Gus last week: 1. Eating way too much Halloween candy! 2. Sports such as football, golf, soccer, trampolining, basketball, and of course boccia ? ??! 3. Uno with Gus rules and always winning! 4. Calling cards left by rugrats in both toilets! 5. A basketball shooting display between Gus and Papa including 3 games of pig, won by Gus; 4 games of horse won by Gus and; 4 games of raptor again won by G!! He must have cheated!! I was totally exhausted folks!!
TU - Navy game postponed until New Years Eve 2021!! The third TU game canceled due to the opponent's coronavirus!!
I would recommend a cage wrestling match between Mumbles Biden and the Trumpanator, with the winner getting the Presidency!! This might be a more accurate way to elect a President than we currently have via the electoral college!!

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FOS College Picks:

Tulsa 35 SMU 31

The Tulsa and Southern Methodist fan clubs like to tailgate together before this giant pandemic crowd of hundreds watches the game!! The underground TU pandemic tailgate party again is located at the West side of the TU library and the SMU Blue Haired Ponies joined in with their own Wellers and Scotch!! No scuffles like last year at the Utica Square Restuarant Wild Fork, but TU security (Tulsa Police rookies) did arrive and made us put my Jami’s brownies away!! TU alum and Lambda Chi legend Mike Dodson arrived and spent 30 minutes showing the correct way to wear pandemic masks to the Tulsa Happy Timers!! When Dodson and the TU security left, the brownies reappeared like magic!!

I just watched a Godzilla movie where the big monster takes care of three other bad monsters and saves the world!! Doctor to be, Zaven Collins tossed SMU players around like monsters in a Godzilla movie for 10 tackles 2 TFLs (tackles for losses ladies), and 3 sacks!!

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Texas A&M 36 at Tennessee 31. this would have happened if they played

The Aggies and Volunteer cheerleaders got together to have a spirited Cheer-off during pregame warmups!! The A&M cheerleaders had a little more pep in their step than their counterparts!! The Volunteer crowd of 23,480 booed as the A&M cheer squad was awarded ? the Cheer-off Trophy for the wayward cats foundation in College Station!! This was very painful for Aggie mascot Reveille, a dog, who is seeming psychological help after being upstaged by cats!!

Florida 41 Arkansas 31

The Gators have a lot of talent and are tough to beat in the swamp!! Razorback coach Pittman is a shoo-in for SEC coach of the year!! Of course, Alabama coach Grumpy will have something to say or pay about that!!

Michigan 30 Wisconsin 24

Michigan coach Khaki has 9 lives and has not used many of them this pandemic season! His teams are playing well and all is delightful in Khaki land!!

Memphis 42 at Navy 27

Memphis has top 10 talent and Navy is having a down year!!

Illinois 33 at Rutgers 28

The Illini coached by Lovie Smith learned the dive left and dive right plays under the tutelage of John Cooper at the University of Tulsa!!

Texas Tech 31 Baylor 17

Red Raiders QB Henry Columbi digested the Baylor defense!! Columbi, with his dark black long hair, had the ladies ewing and awing!! He learned soccer in his country of Brazil and later American football in the States!! He completed 22 for 30 passes for 278 yards and 3 touchdowns!!

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West Virginia 46 TCU 31

The Mountaineers of West Virginia used the horny frogs as the kindling for the giant Homecoming bonfire ?!! Just kidding, they don't cook frogs in West Virginia, or do they? The West Virginia Mountaineer Mascot shot his gun into the bonfire for some unknown reason and caused a small fire on two cheerleaders heads!! The girls were fine and did their routines with a small 6-inch burnt bald spot on top of their noggin!! True story!!

Virginia Tech 38 Miami 34

One of my buddies from church gave me a Virginia Tech hat from his brother in law who works for the Hokies athletic department!! He happens to be the head coach, and former Union High School stud QB, Justin Fuente!!. What a great family!! Coach Fuente had a few grey hairs when he started the Hokie gig but now he has a few billion grey hairs!! Thanks, VTU!!

***********Upset Special***********

Boston College 24 Notre Dame 17

The luck of the Irish has finally run out!! The team bus was stolen in their Chestnut Hills hotel!! The team lost 500 headphones per the campus police report. The new bus was used by a bridge club and smelled like mothballs!! Sorry Irish players!!

FOS High School Picks:

********First Rounds Playoffs*******

6AI

Union 42 at Enid 31

The Union, soon to be not Redskins, drilled the Plainsmen in the first half and hung on for the W!!

Broken Arrow 48 Putman City 18

Broken Arrow has its sights on the Gold ball!! Unfortunately so does Union, Jenks and Owasso!!

Jenks 46 Moore 26

Jenks QB Kittleman could be the difference to put Jenks in the driver's seat for the ahead of the rest!

Owasso 52 Edmond Memorial 6

Owasso will continue to the finals with excellent talent and superior coaching!! Note: please read Coach Graham, Jami and I need ticky-wickies!!

6AII Playoffs

BTW 37 Lawton 20

BTW is watching the high school playoff brackets to make sure they don't see Bixby till late in the pairing!! All of 6A will be eyeballing the Bixby Spartans and hoping to avoid an early exit!

5A Playoffs

Pryor 42 Will Rogers 8

Pryor is having one it's best seasons in 15 years!! Will Rogers is just happy to be playing another game!!

Shawnee 28 Sapulpa 13

This game is a coin flip and Shawnee was heads!

Cushing 36 Bethany 25

As the Uncle of two Cushing football players, I have the undisputed right to pick the Tigers to win the 4A state Gold Ball!! That being said, Caleb if you don't start hitting someone HARD, Mike and I will have to show you how to drive someone to the turf!!

Skiatook 35 Fort Gibson 17

Which has bigger bass, Skiatook Lake or Lake Fort Gibson? Fort Gibson has bigger bass but Skiatook has better football in 2020!

Bristow 31 McClain 12

McCain is kinda wondering what it's doing in the playoffs!! The Titans have not even practiced the victory formation since August!!

Central 36 Locust Grove 23

The Braves QB Kt Owens can throw and run Central to another round or two!!

Perry 42 Meeker 20

Perry Maroons should make Meeker more meeker many moons over!!

Victory Christian 36 Salina 16

Victory Christian will last just one more round!!

Blackwell 36 Prague 20

Blackwell will win its first playoff game since FDR was Prez!!

Tonkawa 41 Stratford 32

The Stratford Spartans......never even heard of them!! My cousin Kelly lives in Tonkawa with her husband Charlie runs the whole town! He is the mayor and would give anyone the shirt off his back!!

FOS Pro Picks:

Browns 34 Texans 31

Brown’s Baker Mayfield has performed numerous Progressive Insurance commercials and has a knack for acting!

The first Progressive commercial has Baker trying to get in his stadium/home with 3 bags of groceries and somewhat creative writing!! B in T could use their commercial creator for his blog!!

Steelers 31 Bengals 14

This current Steeler defense reminds us of the old Iron Curtain D back in the 70s!! Young DE T.J. Watt could lose a tooth and be the next Jack Lambert in today's sports world!!

Raiders 31 Broncos 21

The Broncos and QB Drew Lock are trying to keep out of the basement in the AFC West!! The Chiefs will be awarded the title by just showing up against Las Vegas, LA Chargers, and the Broncos!! Tulsa McLain's own Josh Jacobs ran over more Broncos than Hoss Cartwright at the Ponderosa!!!

Chicago 31 Minnesota 10 Monday Night Football.

The Bears are a perennial peripheral playoff team!! Whatever that means. The Bears will be defeated in the first round of the playoffs and the Vikings suck badly!!

Have a great sports week!!

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