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1. Oklahoma State- changes are a comin!
3. Owasso - the team Blankenship
4. Tulsa - Huge win at Cental Florida!
5. Oklahoma - unknown place for Sooners!
6. Jenks - Built by Trimble!
7. NEO Junior College - lots of talent
8. Union 6th grade red- evidently these mighty mights have been playing together since the age of 1!
9. Cushing - a breakthrough year!
10. Carl Albert - 5A domination! Stayed within 38 of Bixby!!
FOS Next Thunder Coaching candidates: 1. Bill Self 2. Becky Hammonds. 3. Mark Jackson. 4. Chris Paul (player/coach) 5. Jason Kidd 6. Michael Meyers 7. Pumpkin Man.
. 3. The Tree, Stanford
4. Big Red, Western Kentucky
5. Ugh, Georgia
Oklahoma 45 Texas 37
Even with the Pandemic, the OU/Texas game is still the same:
The battle for top Quarterback in the Big 12 and the Heisman was on display today!! Rattler and Ehlenger both had great games for OU but Rattler won big!! Rattler passed for 3 touchdowns and ran for 2 more!! Ehlenger threw an interception return for a touchdown and had a fumble that set up another Sooner score!! Oklahoma wideout Charles Rambo who is a distant relative of the retired army hero Chuck Rambo had 10 catches for 146 yards and 2 touchdowns!
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Texas A&M 36 Florida 31
The Aggies needed a hail Mary, last-second pass breakup to upside the Gator boat for an enormous win!! Aggie QB Kellen Mond, in his 7th year in the Aggie football program, completed more passes than he incompleted and threw two TDs and no interceptions!! Florida QB Kyle Trask completed 25 of 35 for 2 TDs AND two interceptions!! There was an incident late in the game where Texas A&M mascot Reveille attacked a Florida player who ended up on the Aggie sidelines!! Play was delayed while the Gator linebacker could replace the shredded uniform!!
Auburn 42 Arkansas 13
Auburn coach Malzone who has been looking over his shoulder for years, and by beating Arkansas keeps the wolves away for another week!! Arkansas Coach Pittman is using a combination of freshmen newcomers and upperclassmen to battle the SEC schedule!! The game was delayed a few minutes when a large Kangaroo hopped on the field and was chased off by Auburn Country Sherriffs with tasers!
Clemson 38 Miami 28
The other Hurricane team in Miami has become so good that they can stay 10 points with Clemson!! The Coronavirus stadium restrictions finally allowed Clemson female students back into the stadium to oodle at Trevor Lawrence’s backside!!
Georgia 45 Tennessee 28
Georgia fans were very upset with the decision to not have Uga, the mascot bulldog, at any of the home games!! Uga reportedly was very upset and was put on suicide watch last week.
Iowa State 45 Texas Tech 31
Clone Nation was very excited with the huge win over the mighty Red Raiders!! Members of the Texas Drysdale Boot Bowl and the Lowes Blow Up Inflatables Bowl were in attendance to scout these two powerhouse teams!! Clone QB Brock Purdy completed 14 passes in a row and 22 of 30 and 2 TDs overall! Mr. Purdy is considering changing his first name to Ima!!
TCU 31 Kansas State 24
Kansas State only brought 42 players to Fort Worth, Texas due to the Coronavirus restrictions. With several players missing from the Mildcat offense, the players who will remain nameless had their best offensive production of the year!! After the game, singer-songwriter TCU coach Gary Paterson sang his recently released hit and a number of Mel Tillis songs for the limited pandemic crowd!
Notre Dame 45 Florida State 27
Notre Dame QB Ian Book has a lot of Catholic talent, tradition, and money behind him and the program!! Chubba Purdy is a backup Seminole QB and the brother of Brock (Ima) at Iowa State!!
Two great coaches Mac Brown of North Carolina and Justin Fuentes of Union, sorry Virginia Tech!
PUMPKIN MAN SHOWS UP IN MUSTANG OKLAHOMA!!
Jenks 57 at Norman 20
Jenks travels to the west side to show how big and fast their team is! Norman gets ready each year to meet the Trojans and each year they get bitch slapped!
Union 38 at Mustang 31
Pumpkin Man was spotted at the Mustang High School Friday handing out mini Little Debbies Pumpkin Pies!! This immediately turned into a food fight of flying mini pies!! Mustang Principle Mr. Rogers was hit by 13 mini pies and was in good condition at Mercy Hospital!! Pumpkin ? Man cannot be found!! The humanity of this is too much for me to bare!!
Big win for the Union Redbirds!! The original nickname and the team blowup TeePee had to be discarded!! The Union band was guaranteed to play the whole Coronavirus halftime and was canceled when the tuba section did not wear pandemic masks! They were immediately put into Caronavirus quarantine with no visitors for 5 days!
Owasso 61 Edmond North 7
Owasso was up by 46 at halftime and played the freshmen and 8th graders who must weigh more than 190lbs in the fourth quarter!! A crowd of 3,546 attended the game in Owasso and were treated with a miniature Ram football if under 12 years old!
Broken Arrow 55 Edmond Memorial 12
The Bulldogs of Edmond Memorial came to Broken Arrow early Friday and took a Kraft tour bus to the Gathering Place and saw the sights of Tulsa!! Made it back for the 7:30 kickoff!!
Bixby 54 Choctaw 20
The Bixby football team is well known for its consumption of beef for it's Thursday pregame meal! Well, this week Chick-fil-A is sponsoring the Spartan pregame meal and Tyson Chicken is supplying 850 chickens for a total of 4,250 chicken nuggets served on a flatbed truck!! The young men plucked the heck out of Choctaw!!
The Booker T Murder Hornets derailed the Sandites and caused a slight altercation when certain players decided to perform Freak Out by Le Chic in the end zone after a 75-yard touchdown pass!
Cascia Hall 41 Vian 31
The Vian Wolverines have plenty of team speed and were ready
for the Commandos! The the discipline of Cascia set up a victory!
A small disturbance during halftime occurred when a Vian dad shot
at an elderly Cascia fan in a fur coat from Saks thinking they were a bear!! The gun was confiscated by Cascia Security!
Pryor 53 at Hale 6
The Tigers dismantled the Rangers and the clock kept running in the second half for some strange reason! Mercy please!
Bishop Kelley 46 at Edison 18
The Comets hit the Eagles hard Friday night!!
Wagoneer 49 at Catoosa 13
Wagoner may put together another 34 game winning streak!! Catoosa seems to be getting better but not Bulldog better!
Fort Gibson 38 McClain 30
A number of Titan alums gathered together for a road trip to Fort Gibson for football and an extreme haunted hayride close to the Devils Cove at Lake Fort Gibson!! Not only did the McClain Titans lose a close game but they also lost a couple of Alums on the extreme hayride!! The 2 alums were later found making out in the hay!! Former OU football and Tennessee Titan star Teddy Lehman (Fort Gibson high school) played the Texas Chainsaw Maniac on the extreme hayride!
Cushing 29 at Tecumseh 20
The Cushing buses to the Tecumseh Savages stadium were loaded with football players, band members, and students, and a rotten egg bomb was released on the band bus!! At first, the students and teachers blamed second seat tuba player Bubba Snodgrass, but it was confirmed that a stink bomb was possibly planted on the bus by a Cushing football player!! The bus was aired out for 30 minutes and the trip to Tecumseh continued! The culprit remains at large!!
Metro like Cascia Hall keeps dropping attendance and lowering its classification until they can find a conference they can dominate!! Beggs Demons best the Christion Patriots soundly!!
FOS Mom O Meter Metro Moms .945 Beggs Moms .935.
A tremendous match between two super special sets of Moms! The bobbing for apples competition was close, the mountain oyster grilling competition was down to the last grilled ball, and the canned peaches were basically a draw! But the item that separated the two groups of moms was the bird calls competition!! Numerous Metro Christian Moms are authorities on bird calling and they happen to have the Oklahoma Warbler call champion on their team!!
FOS Mom and Pop Diner of the Week!
Swadley’s Bar B Q. 308 E. State Highway 152, ’The meat on the beef short ribs literally falls off the bone before you get it to your mouth.’ This was a quote from Blake Shelton who once had lunch with Adam Levine and the cast from the Voice at Swadleys!!
Tonkawa 36 at Wotonga 13
When Tonkawa and the Watonga Eagles get together the fans and players are excited because they are playing for the stuffed Squirrel with the Golden Nut statue that goes to the winning team each year!! Very true shat!
Faked Out Sports Pro picks:
Bears 31 Buccaneers 20
The Bears peepeed in little Tommy Brady’s Bran Flakes!! DE Cleo Mack spent most of the evening in Tommy’s lap!! Is Lovie Smith still coaching the Bears or maybe Mike Ditka? Either way they are winning!!
Chiefs 38 Raiders 27
The Raiders from Vegas running back Josh Jacobs ran over the Chiefy Wiefies like they were Tudor electric football players! Stiff and frail!! Raider’s QB Derrek Carr couldn't hit the side of the Goodyear blimp!!
Browns 34 Colts 21
The Browns won the game but lost WR Odell Beckham Jr. for 2 games when the league suspended Beckham for using a mixture of Stickam and molasses on his gloves to aid with him hanging on to the fricking football!!
Cowboys 31 Giants 23
The Boys basically sleepwalked through this game with CD Lamb and Ezekiel Elliott scoring touchdowns in the third quarter to hold on to the lead!
Texans 34 Jaguars 10
The Texans allowed 25,000 fans into the stadium to watch the Jaguars suck for 3 hours!!
FOS Words of wisdom by the unwise one:
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