Faked Out Sports/Bryan in Tulsa
FOS College Picks:
Tulsa 35 SMU 31
The Tulsa and Southern Methodist fan clubs like to tailgate together before this giant pandemic crowd of hundreds watches the game!! The underground TU pandemic tailgate party again is located at the West side of the TU library and the SMU Blue Haired Ponies joined in with their own Wellers and Scotch!! No scuffles like last year at the Utica Square Restuarant Wild Fork, but TU security (Tulsa Police rookies) did arrive and made us put my Jami’s brownies away!! TU alum and Lambda Chi legend Mike Dodson arrived and spent 30 minutes showing the correct way to wear pandemic masks to the Tulsa Happy Timers!! When Dodson and the TU security left, the brownies reappeared like magic!!
I just watched a Godzilla movie where the big monster takes care of three other bad monsters and saves the world!! Doctor to be, Zaven Collins tossed SMU players around like monsters in a Godzilla movie for 10 tackles 2 TFLs (tackles for losses ladies), and 3 sacks!!
Texas A&M 36 at Tennessee 31. this would have happened if they played
The Aggies and Volunteer cheerleaders got together to have a spirited Cheer-off during pregame warmups!! The A&M cheerleaders had a little more pep in their step than their counterparts!! The Volunteer crowd of 23,480 booed as the A&M cheer squad was awarded ? the Cheer-off Trophy for the wayward cats foundation in College Station!! This was very painful for Aggie mascot Reveille, a dog, who is seeming psychological help after being upstaged by cats!!
Florida 41 Arkansas 31
The Gators have a lot of talent and are tough to beat in the swamp!! Razorback coach Pittman is a shoo-in for SEC coach of the year!! Of course, Alabama coach Grumpy will have something to say or pay about that!!
Michigan 30 Wisconsin 24
Michigan coach Khaki has 9 lives and has not used many of them this pandemic season! His teams are playing well and all is delightful in Khaki land!!
Memphis 42 at Navy 27
Memphis has top 10 talent and Navy is having a down year!!
Illinois 33 at Rutgers 28
The Illini coached by Lovie Smith learned the dive left and dive right plays under the tutelage of John Cooper at the University of Tulsa!!
Texas Tech 31 Baylor 17
Red Raiders QB Henry Columbi digested the Baylor defense!! Columbi, with his dark black long hair, had the ladies ewing and awing!! He learned soccer in his country of Brazil and later American football in the States!! He completed 22 for 30 passes for 278 yards and 3 touchdowns!!
West Virginia 46 TCU 31
The Mountaineers of West Virginia used the horny frogs as the kindling for the giant Homecoming bonfire ?!! Just kidding, they don't cook frogs in West Virginia, or do they? The West Virginia Mountaineer Mascot shot his gun into the bonfire for some unknown reason and caused a small fire on two cheerleaders heads!! The girls were fine and did their routines with a small 6-inch burnt bald spot on top of their noggin!! True story!!
Virginia Tech 38 Miami 34
One of my buddies from church gave me a Virginia Tech hat from his brother in law who works for the Hokies athletic department!! He happens to be the head coach, and former Union High School stud QB, Justin Fuente!!. What a great family!! Coach Fuente had a few grey hairs when he started the Hokie gig but now he has a few billion grey hairs!! Thanks, VTU!!
Boston College 24 Notre Dame 17
The luck of the Irish has finally run out!! The team bus was stolen in their Chestnut Hills hotel!! The team lost 500 headphones per the campus police report. The new bus was used by a bridge club and smelled like mothballs!! Sorry Irish players!!
FOS High School Picks:
********First Rounds Playoffs*******
Union 42 at Enid 31
The Union, soon to be not Redskins, drilled the Plainsmen in the first half and hung on for the W!!
Broken Arrow 48 Putman City 18
Broken Arrow has its sights on the Gold ball!! Unfortunately so does Union, Jenks and Owasso!!
Jenks 46 Moore 26
Jenks QB Kittleman could be the difference to put Jenks in the driver's seat for the ahead of the rest!
Owasso 52 Edmond Memorial 6
Owasso will continue to the finals with excellent talent and superior coaching!! Note: please read Coach Graham, Jami and I need ticky-wickies!!
BTW 37 Lawton 20
BTW is watching the high school playoff brackets to make sure they don't see Bixby till late in the pairing!! All of 6A will be eyeballing the Bixby Spartans and hoping to avoid an early exit!
Pryor 42 Will Rogers 8
Pryor is having one it's best seasons in 15 years!! Will Rogers is just happy to be playing another game!!
Shawnee 28 Sapulpa 13
This game is a coin flip and Shawnee was heads!
Cushing 36 Bethany 25
As the Uncle of two Cushing football players, I have the undisputed right to pick the Tigers to win the 4A state Gold Ball!! That being said, Caleb if you don't start hitting someone HARD, Mike and I will have to show you how to drive someone to the turf!!
Skiatook 35 Fort Gibson 17
Which has bigger bass, Skiatook Lake or Lake Fort Gibson? Fort Gibson has bigger bass but Skiatook has better football in 2020!
Bristow 31 McClain 12
McCain is kinda wondering what it's doing in the playoffs!! The Titans have not even practiced the victory formation since August!!
Central 36 Locust Grove 23
The Braves QB Kt Owens can throw and run Central to another round or two!!
Perry 42 Meeker 20
Perry Maroons should make Meeker more meeker many moons over!!
Victory Christian 36 Salina 16
Victory Christian will last just one more round!!
Blackwell 36 Prague 20
Blackwell will win its first playoff game since FDR was Prez!!
Tonkawa 41 Stratford 32
The Stratford Spartans......never even heard of them!! My cousin Kelly lives in Tonkawa with her husband Charlie runs the whole town! He is the mayor and would give anyone the shirt off his back!!
FOS Pro Picks:
Browns 34 Texans 31
Brown’s Baker Mayfield has performed numerous Progressive Insurance commercials and has a knack for acting!
The first Progressive commercial has Baker trying to get in his stadium/home with 3 bags of groceries and somewhat creative writing!! B in T could use their commercial creator for his blog!!
Steelers 31 Bengals 14
This current Steeler defense reminds us of the old Iron Curtain D back in the 70s!! Young DE T.J. Watt could lose a tooth and be the next Jack Lambert in today's sports world!!
Raiders 31 Broncos 21
The Broncos and QB Drew Lock are trying to keep out of the basement in the AFC West!! The Chiefs will be awarded the title by just showing up against Las Vegas, LA Chargers, and the Broncos!! Tulsa McLain's own Josh Jacobs ran over more Broncos than Hoss Cartwright at the Ponderosa!!!
Chicago 31 Minnesota 10 Monday Night Football.
The Bears are a perennial peripheral playoff team!! Whatever that means. The Bears will be defeated in the first round of the playoffs and the Vikings suck badly!!
Have a great sports week!!
Faked Out Sports/Bryan in Tulsa
November 12, 2020 at 05:54AM
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