FOS/B in T
MORE PUMPKIN ? MAN SIGHTINGS AT THE GATHERING PLACE!!
FOS College Football Picks:
Oklahoma 52 Kansas State 23
The Mildcats and coach Kliemer had to replace 9 offensive starters this year!! Being the conference opener for the Sooners, at Norman in front of 20,000 folks with masks is not enviable for a team that upset the Sooners last year! The OU Schooner was shrunk down to one midget pony and a red wagon made by Red Wagon, due to the Pandemic!! New OU tight end Stoglar is the new favorite target for Spencer Rattler!! Rattlers lazars to Stoglar have been so hard that he wears MMA fighting gloves for protection!!
Tulsa 38 at Arkansas State 31
Some of my TU brothers thought it would be fun to go to Jonesborough, Arkansas, and watch Tulsa vs Arkansas State!! When we all closed down a happy hour and came to our senses we decided to stay and hang out at the Stumbling Monkey Bar!! A few TU Cheerleaders were allowed to make the trip to Jonesborough, as long as they were Coronavirus and other diseases tested by Arkansas State doctors ?!! The Tulsa and ASU Cheerleaders must wear masks and must be 6 feet apart!! No triple lux jumps or human towers for TU cheerleaders this year!
Georgia 42 at Arkansas 27
The Georgia Bulldogs are the first to visit Fayetteville’s murder hornet schedule with LSU and Alabama to follow!!! The young Arkansas team played tough for new Coach Pittman but the Bulldogs have too many horses!! Coach Sam did not agree to coach in a pandemic or during an invasion of murder hornets!!
The Demon Deacons were solidly pumped to beat the Irish in at Truist Field. I would normally pick a Demon to crush a Leprechaun but this Leprechaun has fangs!!
Oklahoma State 48 West Virginia 18
The Cowboys could be the surprise team in the Big 12 in this Pandemic season! The West Virginia Mountaineers are having trouble recruiting to the hills of Virginia and unlike the movie The Hills Have Eyes, mountaineer families have culture to offer recruits!! OSU first row board bangers have been shrunken down to 15 folks due to the pandemic!! Not nearly as effective as the normal 100 OSU Harvey wall bangers!! The large-headed Pistol Pete was forced to use an orange size Double D bra as his COV mask!! Coach Gundy was upset that band came out on the field while he was doing an interview with OAN network!! ’Darn I hate it when that happens’, was whispered by the Cowboy band director with a smirk!!
Iowa State 37 at TCU 28
Iowa State’s team equipment managers were quarantined at the TCU campus hot spot called the Buffalo Brothers!! They were forced to stay in the Horn Frog room in the back of the bar for 5 days!! Their tab of approximately 25,000 dollars was turned in to the Clone athletic department amongst yelling and gun fire!!
Texas Tech 32 Texas 27 The Red Raiders are going to ambush the Shorthorns of Texas and realtors all over Austin will commence attempting to sell Coach Herman’s 4.5 million dollar estate!! Texas Tech is no UTEP, Dilly Dilly!!!
Texas A&M 46 Vanderbilt 35
A&M 7 year quarterback Kellen Mond picked apart the Commodores Brick House secondary!! Mrs. B in T's Aunt Donna and Uncle Howard had tickets and were going to invite us if I passed a Covid Test and got rid of some lip fungus!! Didn't happen!!
Baylor 38 Kansas 18
The Baylor Bears ran over the Les Miles coached Jayhawks! The Kansas fans are still mourning the loss of Bill Self to the OKC Thunder!!
FOS High School Picks:
Pumpkin Man was seen without a mask at the Bixby/Bartlesville game!!! Which is impossible cause his face mask is in all the Target's Halloween sections in Tulsa!
Broken Arrow 48 Westmore 0
Westmore is becoming competitive in the west but the northeast is where major high school ball is played! Coach Alexander felt real good about the win! It was noted by FOS overhead camera, that coach Alexander was wearing a University of Tulsa COV mask!!
Jenks 42 at Enid 18
The Jenks Booster Club bus was pulled over by Enid Police for Violation 1342867- littering in a moving motor home!! A couple of Old Milwaukee beer cans were tossed out the window and grazed an Enid Police cruiser!! A littering warning was given and the Trojan Booster Club was ordered to clean one mile of highway by the 15th of October!!
Owasso 53 Union 20
Owasso QB Seth Hammer who moved in from Claremore to play with Coach Blankenship!! A total of 56 move-ins at the Ram QB position since Coach Bill took over the Rams!! A couple of 3-year-olds with large hands and quick-releases are on the Owasso waiting list to get into the Owasso football cult/pre-school!! The exact same transfer situation is occurring with the new Defensive Coordinator Antonio Graham!! All kids want to be coached by the best!!
Bixby 56 Bartlesville 30
Pumpkin Man made an appearance behind the visitor bleachers where he passed out yummies for the kids!! The Owasso Police surrounded the area but no Pumpkin Man was seen. Just empty candy wrappers everywhere!! Pumpkin man footprints ? were found and cemented!!
Booker T Washington 42 Choctaw 37
BTW QB Lethan Boone has had some stiff competition but the sophomore’s passing accuracy is better each week!!
A road trip to McCallister for the Comet parents and a pre-game dinner at What about Bob’s Restuarant on 610 N. Main Street, McCallister!! This restaurant was named after Bob Stoops!! No shat!
Collinsville 42 at Nathan Hale 12
The Cardinal route my Rangers but they manage 2 touchdowns! Keep the fire burning Rangers!!
Pryor football has a tremendous following and the Tigers have a tremendous no-nonsense team that simply do their assignments and win!! Winner!!
Tuttle 32 Cushing 27
Highly ranked 4A Tuttle plays a tough, gritty Cushing Tiger team!! My bother in law Mike was in attendance and had some choice words for the referees who happen to be from the Tuttle area!! Not cool OSSAA!! Mike, who is like a brother to B in T, is not shy with his words and basically asked the men in stripes if they accepted cash money from the Tuttle Booster club?!? The refs smirked at this comment but when Uncle Mike yelled at the head linesman that he needs to ask Santa for a treadmill for Christmas!! He was then escorted to his truck by a Deputy Barney Fife look alike!!
Wagoner 45 at Cleveland 16
Wagner looks hard to beat this year!! Cleveland county is great snipe hunting!!
Holland Hall 35 at Mannford 16
Holland Hall’s Owen Ostoski has still no offer from Tulsa University where his dad is the leading candidate to be the new Athletic Director, fracking baffling to me!!
Blackwell 35 at Luther 20
The Maroons are attempting to win more than 2 games for the first season since Moses parted the Red Sea, or later!!
FOS Team Mom O Meter - Luther Moms .955 Blackwell Moms .935 The Chicken neck wringing contest separated the Luther Mom's from the Blackwell moms!! I cannot show graphic pictures but let's just say that the Luther moms won the competition by a couple of necks!!
FOS Ma and Pa Dinner of the Week!
The Chicken Shack 18726 Highway 66 Luther, OK. Might be the best chicken spot in Oklahoma!! Great outdoor atmosphere and the chickens from the neck wringing contest were served that evening!
Tonkawa 31 at Morrison 18
The Buccaneers will have their hands full with Morrison and all their state titles!!
FOS NFL ? PICKS:
Browns 36 Washington 20
Baker threw for 3 touchdowns and zero, zilch no interceptions!! The Washington football team in America, played tough in the first half but gave way to the Brown defensive line and could not handle the massive pass rush!
The Seahawks coach George Clooney look-alike did 3 backflips after the game was finalized!! He was giddy! Dallas Cowboys' new coach Mike McCarthy rambled over in his 325-pound frame and did a short post-game interview with Fox TV, talked with the team, and went back to the team hotel, and went to bed! Not much change from the super exciting personality of Jason Garrett!!
*************FOS Upset City*************
Bears 24 at Falcons 23
Atlanta allowed Chicago to win a slobber knocker with both teams scoring 6 on defensive interceptions!! Unfortunately, the game was decided by a missed extra point when the Falcon’s kicker ripped his groin in mid-kick and shanked wide left!!
Steelers 24 Texans 21
The Steelers are tough at home. The Steel Curtain defense managed to settle down DeShaun Watson enough for a three-point victory!!
Tommy Brady threw 3 interceptions and his wife, Giselle was very upset when a man with with no COV 19 mask and wearing a giant Orange Crush can tried to put his tongue down her throat!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
The movie the ’Birds’ from 1968 is not a true story! I do not have to be afraid of birds!
Have a great sports ? week!
FOS/ B in T
September 23, 2020 at 07:16PM
Old TU football pictures = leather helmets
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