As a guy who loves to cover, lampoon, and criticize politicians and media, I have to say it’s been an absolute blast to watch the Ryan Walters NudieGate scandal unfold over the last week.

Now, have I enjoyed watching NudieGate unfold as much as Ryan Walters enjoys watching Porky’s on Cinemax while everyone else in the house is asleep? Probably not, but it’s been fun nonetheless!

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In Oklahoma, it seems the best barbecue often comes from semi-holy pitmasters armed with top-of-the-line equipment, modern dining rooms, ample waitstaff, and a well-stocked meat locker—all blessed by an army of sycophantic Yelpsters who cream their jeans for a free meal and a 4.5-star review.

But on the industrial south side of Oklahoma City, you won’t find any of that fancy shit.

Instead, you’ll discover something better--Kimie’s Store (3900 S. Portland Ave).

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The time-honored Kay County Commissioner tradition of being indicted and sent to jail is still going strong!

Earlier today, Shane Jones – a good ole’ boy who Governor Stitt appointed to office in 2022 – became the fourth Kay County Commissioner to be indicted since 2010.

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The Lord sure does work in mysterious ways!

Yesterday afternoon, I opened up the TLO Tip Line to find an email from the almighty and powerful Christian God – Eternal Ruler of the Heavens, Lord of Light, and Stuffer of All Crust – instructing me to sell The Lost Ogle to Gene Bicknell for only $20,000,000.

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Although we’re trapped in a timeline where Governor Stitt-for-Brains stooges his way around the executive branch, there are lots of parallel universes out there where Oklahoma is led by an equally qualified stooge – former Lt. Governor turned UCO president, Todd Lamb.

Yesterday afternoon, we got a little peek at just how much fun and gaffe-ridden that alternate reality could be when Todd prematurely announced the death of former Oklahoma Governor George Nigh.

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In a couple of days, I will finally return to Thirty Nine Restaurant, one of the very best—but, sadly, very underrated, at least by Oklahomans—Indigenous restaurants in the whole country. I can’t wait to try the vastly improved, renewed, and very different “Mach 2” version of this impressive eatery.

That being said…

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I hope everyone had a nice weekend!

Well, at least a nicer one than Ryan Walters and his team of staffers, advisors, and lawyers – who I assume spent of their time clearing search histories, deleting videos, and accidentally dropping their state-issued laptops into swimming pools.

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As a wise man once said, sometimes you can’t make this stuff up.

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Although I haven’t regularly watched the show in decades, it’s been all but impossible not to see clips from the latest South Park episode that brilliantly mocks Donald Trump, his confused supporters, and the spineless corporate media elites that spend way too much money to appease both evil politicians and biting satirists.

You know, clips like the one below where Trump lies in bed with Satan:

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We’re on a mission, and only the sky – and/or FAA regulations – can stop us!

After consulting with local bankers, venture capitalists, and – most importantly – PR professionals who told us it’s yet another way to dupe the media into giving us more publicity for our far-fetched project, The Lost Ogle is proud to announce we’ve secured $6.9 billion in financing and are pretty much ready to probably build our 2,500-foot-tall TLO “Tower of Excellence” in downtown Oklahoma City.

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