It wasn’t until the final fifteen minutes of The Turkey Bowl that I realized I’d been duped.

Eager to dive into the film as part of my Thanksgiving festivities, I started watching a story about a group of L.A. hipsters playing football. But as the movie unfolded, something felt off—where was the celebrated Barry Switzer cameo I’d heard so much about? With the credits almost rolling, it finally hit me: I was watching the wrong Turkey Bowl.

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Last week, I got a hard-hitting breaking news dispatch from the Ogle Mole Network informing me that News 9’s Colby Thelen – the guy who replaced Storme Jones on the News 9 morning couch – is now moonlighting as a professional wrestler.

Yep, that’s right.

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Earlier this week, Oklahoma truck-nut Senator Marcuswayne Mullin put up his drain rod to hop on News Nation to talk about being passed over to serve in Trump’s cabinet and other issues of the day.

Naturally, one of those other issues was the dogged attempt by his home state homeboy Ryan Walters to put the Bible in Oklahoma public schools.

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One of Norman’s most notorious politicians has something new to expunge from his record!

Yesterday afternoon, Kelly Lynn – the former Norman City Council member, State Senate candidate, and infamous grandma assaulter – was booked into the Oklahoma County Jail to serve five days on “direct contempt” charges.

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There’s more drama in the quest to build the University North Park Development in Norman.

It's better known as the controversial $1.1-billion project that proposes using TIF (Tax Increment Financing) funds to help finance a new arena and “entertainment complex” for the OU men’s and women’s basketball and gymnastics teams—and the hundreds of fans who follow them!

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Let the playground taunts begin!

Despite working extra hard over the last couple of weeks to get Daddy Trump’s attention – even pulling master publicity stunts like his forced Trump prayer – Ryan Walters’s desperate attempt to be named U.S. Secretary of Education has failed.

Well, at least for now.

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Late last week, I got an email from TLO editor emeritus Clark Matthews containing a 4,318-word essay about Pornhub blocking all Oklahoma web traffic in protest of our state’s draconian porn website age verification laws.

The gist of Clark’s piece was Oklahoma’s law, although written under the guise of protecting children from pornography, was nothing more than a puritanical attempt by overzealous theocrats to, once again, shove their alleged morals and values down our throats like a…

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Usually, the Thanksgiving holiday is off the table for me—mostly because of its historical ramifications and the lingering resentments tied to the ongoing genocide and absolute holocaust against Native people, culture, and traditions. You know, little things that don't align with Ryan Walter's mythological version of patriotic American history.

That being said… damn, I really want some roasted turkey!

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Earlier this week, KOCO Channel 5 reported that The Village – the metro’s venerable, blue-street-sign-lined province to the north – is dealing with a rat infestation.

Normally, rats appearing in The Village isn’t a big news story. The two usually go hand in hand, like golden doodles in Edmond or scabies in Valley Brook. But this particular rat infestation is apparently a bigger problem than the usual one plaguing the city.

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Outside of Ryan Walters and the people of Oklahoma, the group that would benefit most from Ryan Walters being named Secretary of Education is the mainstream media.

For nearly three years now, we’ve witnessed firsthand how Ryan is a walking, talking, heaving pile of outrage-inducing excrement. With his shadowy, beady eyes and oh-so-punchable face, he’s the ultimate troll—an expert at going on TV and unleashing some of the dumbest, most outrageous, and laughably illogical statements imaginable. His barrage of quips and quotes guarantees ratings, clicks, and hate-shares on contact.

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