Faked Out Sports -Bryan in Tulsa
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B in T Bobblehead Sports:
I have been doing some babysitting the last few weeks and have become an expert on games such as Sorry, Monopoly, Life, Checkers, Uno, and Hot Wheels!! Gus and Ana love these games and for some reason, my record is 0 - 265! (just to save arguments!) Game rules change in mid-competition when playing with grandson Gus! In basketball, ? we play PIG, HORSE, and Around the World where the rules seem to always change to Gussie's favor!! I have learned to use my post Stroke left hand which is becoming adaptive to boccia ball and basketball shooting but not to the scoring calculations of Gus!!
Nebraska to Tulsa? What?
Tulsa Football receives Nebraska Offensive lineman from transfer portal!! Wow, never thought I would write about Nebraska player transfers to play at little ole Tulsa but welcome Will Farniok, a 6’3” 295-pound sophomore who will have 3 years of eligibility left!! He played in 4 games last year and was the second string center for the Huskers!! Oh how could I forget Cody Green, a QB transfer from Nebraska in 1998!!
B in T headed to Cancun for a two-week vacation with the Ted Cruz family! Light reading for the next few weeks!! When will Senator Cruz be hosting Saturday Night Live? Seriously?!
B in T, To the OU dudes who ran into some ass-kicking MMA brothers at a bar:
Like the movie ‘Dusk til Dawn’, never go to a bar and think you are the badest ass there!
‘If the dude has cauliflower ear, shush and drink your frickin beer!’
If you meet two brothers at a bar from Payne County, chances are they are wrestlers and just walk the other way!! Just haul ass and run the other way!! At TU in the late 70s beer mugs made good weapons!! Just kidding, maybe!!
New 2021 Tulsa Football Schedule - B in T picks with NO BIAS!!
THURSDAY, SEP 2
TU 56 California dudes 9
SATURDAY, SEP 11
at Oklahoma State
TU 16 OSU 7
SATURDAY, SEP 18
at Ohio State
TU 17 OSU 7
SATURDAY, SEP 25
TU 64 Arkansas State 13
FRIDAY, OCT 1
Tulsa 59 Houston 2
SATURDAY, OCT 9
Tulsa 66 Memphis 16
SATURDAY, OCT 16
TU 45 USF 22
SATURDAY, OCT 23
FRIDAY, OCT 29
TU 62 Navy 3
SATURDAY, NOV 6
TU 56 Cincinnati 5
SATURDAY, NOV 13
TU 45 Tulane 19
SATURDAY, NOV 20
TU 55 Temple 31
SATURDAY, NOV 27
TU 42 SMU 12
SATURDAY, DEC 4
TU 103 Cincinnati 3
TU 56 Alabama 51 CFA Semi-Finals
TU 51 OU 49 CFA Finals
Tulsa Coach Montgomery becomes Dallas Cowboy coach in 2022!!
B in T becomes Tulsa’s next yuppie Mayor!!
NFL Rookie Zaven Collins (you guessed it from Tulsa University!) makes 340 tackles in one season, an all-time NFL record! Of course he was drafted by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers!!
OU coach Lincoln Riley is also known as the Quarterback Whisperer!
The future head coach of the Dallas Cowboys can make a good QB like Baker Mayfield a superstar! He can make Kyler Murray a legend!! He can take Jalen Hurts with an average
arm and make him a starter in the NFL!! He is putting his VooDoo on Spencer Rattler to make him the leading Heisman candidate for 2021!! The 2021 number 1 high school recruit Caleb Williams will be in line to be the next Lincoln disciple to be a Heisman candidate before he takes a snap!!
Have a great sports week!!
Faked Out Sports - B in T
March 03, 2021 at 06:27PM
B in T vacationing with Ted Cruz!
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