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FOS College Basketball Picks: ORU 89 at Denver 71 The Golden Eagles get to play two games in Denver and I will let you wonder who wins the Faked Out Sports second game!! The Eagle team went Snowmobiling, played hockey, and a virtual - how to build an igloo documentary - after their first victory Saturday!!Superstud Cade Cunningham hits a three-pointer from China with .001 on the shot clock and was carried off the floor after each player put on gloves and masks!! Baylor 74 at Texas Tech 70 The Baylor Bears 4th ranked basketball team had a huge road win with the Red Raider's getting another heartbreaking loss in the Big 12 Conference!! Tech coach Chris Beard chased the referees off the court and to their showers complaining about a call in the final seconds of the game!! He was later notified that be would be suspended for 3 weeks from all showers on the Tech campus!!The Razorback fans were asked to not wear plastic hog hats to the Alabama field house during the pandemic!! The sweat under the hog hats seems to cause more coronavirus cases in the Alabama area according to Dr. Faucci!! who is dat? The 15th ranked Illini did something in basketball that they have not been able to do infootball in decades and that was WIN!! Illinois coach Brad Underarmor has the athletes to take this team deep into the tournament!! The Clones have lost numerous close games in the Big 12 this season!! They have the talent and might be a sleeper in the Big 12 Conference Tournament!! Kansas may not win the Big 12 for the first time since Apple baskets were used as goals in Lawrence!! Tulsa 71 Memphis 60 Tulsa had a huge road victory 2 weeks ago against Penny’s Tigers!! Coach Hardaway and his Amini suit with Nike shoes were overmatched by Tulsa coach Haith and his Blue and Gold Gucci suit and his blue and gold wingtip leather shoes!! The Tulsa Reynolds Center was packed with flat fans!! A cardboard cutout of a young Bill Self before hair transplant and B in T when he was young, thin, and nonhandsome were on display in section ZZX row 62!!FOS NFL Playoff Picks: NFC Saints 31 Buccaneers 24 Two G.O.A.T.S. are playing in a game for young men half the age of Tom Brady 43 of Tampa Bay and Drew Brees 42 of New Orleans!! Drew Brees will be hanging up his size 9 cleats at the end of this season and heading to the TV booth and Tom Brady will be playing till he is fifty and has grandchildren!! Both QBs hugged and exchanged pleasantries and suggestions for low testosterone medicine!!? Packers 34 Rams 13 Rams QB Jerod Goff and his cracked thumb on his throwing hand was not helped at all by the 12 below wind chill on the Green Bay frozen tundra!! A number of the cardboard cutout fans looked very similar to the frozen real fans in seats with an additional 5 inches of snow!! AFC Browns 28 Chiefs 27 The Brown’s Baker Mayfield showed some no-look passes of his own and beat the Chiefs!! With 3:46 left in the 4th quarter, Baker did the old statue of liberty play to RB Nick Chub for 82 yards and the winning touchdown!! After the game, Baker Mayfield consoled a high pitched crying Patrick Mahomes!! Baker simply told him that he can look forward to doing his State Farm commercials with the newly added Baker!! True story!! Google it, I promise!! Bills 35 Ravens 24 Bills all world QB Josh Allen threw for 4 touchdowns and ran for the 5th and the last score!! He also prepared a pandemic safe breakfast for all the players and their families 6ft apart in the Buffalo International airplane hangar!! Also before the game, he had each Buffalo family driven to the game in a pandemic safe and cleansed limo from Josh’s Limo Services!! Have a great sports week!!
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