Bryan in Tulsa
The B in T’s five Bobblehead grandkids (a 6th loaf is in Keli’s oven) went to quite a few Halloween candy parties!! Their Mimi (Mrs. B in T) is a dental hygienist and warned the kids to eat the candies in moderation! I did find a few health items in the Trick or Treat bags such as kale suckers, sugar-free granola bars, gluten-free dark chocolate peanut M&Ms and low-carb fruit bars!! Papa put that nasty healthy crap kale candy bars in the freezer to hand out next year!! Get me some Reeses stat!!
B and T Pre/game Grocery List Just Sent to Jami:
Bob Stoops Tequilla
Margarita mix - plain
Chocolate Chip fiber bars
When asked ‘what for’ by cutie pie wife?
Clone Coach Campbell SHOULD be Cloned:
Guerin Emig (stud writer for the Tulsa World) reported this after the OSU-Clone game last week:
‘Latest reason to like Matt Campbell: QB Spencer Sanders said Campbell grabbed him after loss, complimented and encouraged him, then made sure security got him off field safely amid ISU celebration’!
So effin nice to hear the good stuff!
B in T notes:
New AAC with conference USA added current football power rankings:
(14 team AAC)
TO NEW TU HURRICANE PUPPY ‘GOLDIE’-----
PLEASE COME TO THE CENTER FOR INDIVIDUALS WITH DISABILITIES AT 8th and UTICA!!!
As an alum of TU and a member of the Center, B in T and others are huge TU fans!! Please come visit us and bring some tickets for the TU vs Temple game!!
100 year Birthday for the Kansas football stadium!!
The Oklahoma Sooners barely defeated the Kansas Jayhawks last week at the David Booth Stadium in Lawrence, Kansas!! The 100-year-old stadium is the 7th oldest in all college football!! Kansas’ Dean and professor Dr. Michael Wehmeyer, TU Lambda Chi and friend of the B in T blog, was just a small child when the structure was built!! Last week 100 bricks close to the west side of the stadium restroom facilities were named after Dr. Wehmeyer in a nice ceremony!! Hi brother Mike, hope you read it!
B in T College picks:
Oklahoma State 38 at West Virginia 17
Fresh off of a new 5-year deal reportedly for 5 million a year plus a 5-year supply of ‘Just for Men over 40’ hair product, Coach Gundy’s defense dominated the Mountaineers!! D Coordinator Knowles deserves the credit for the improvement but Coach hair product will take the credit!!
Boston College 34 Virginia Tech 31
The Hokies and the Eagles are perty much even and as my uncle Jeff once said while taking me out frog gigging!! What is a Hokies you are wondering? According to 1896 lore a hokie is a giant bird similar to a turkey!! The hokie has been seen just slightly more than the popular Big Foot and Yeti of the Alps! Have you heard the terms ‘carve the hokie’ or ‘don't be a jive hokie’ and I have never had hokie giblets or hokie stuffing!! The home team wins by three giblets!!
Cincinnati 41 Tulsa 34
GAMEDAY TO HAVE THE UNIVERSITY OF TULSA GOLDEN HURRICANE AGAINST Cincinnati!! The University has invited numerous TU dignitaries to the Gameday set Saturday as well as 30 cardboard figures from last season’s coronavirus crowd!! The excitement is off the scale in the B in T household!!
Tulsa plays honorably and loses by 7! I believe Tulsa football leads the nation in honorable losses over the last 50 years!! Some Hurricane fans ran into some Bearcat fans at a famous pub called Kitty’s!! The two groups had a wonderfully honorable time together until the tab for the 500 wings, 20 pitchers of beer, and one keg of jaeger minister arrived!! The Bearcat fans decided to hall ass and skip the tab, leaving the TU fans to pay the entire tab!! The TU fans did the only honorable thing left to do and RAN!!
Ohio State 38 at Nebraska 31
Buckeye QB C.J. Stroud threw a touchdown pass to WR Chris Olave with 13 seconds left in the game!! The Cornshuckers fell short are playing well enough save coach Frost one more year!
Texas A&M 28 Auburn 27
The Aggies offense has revved up a notch and the D is always good!!
Arkansas 42 Mississippi State 31
The Razorbacks are bowl-bound and ready to hoist coach Pittman on their shoulders but decided to do a Gatorade shower instead!!
Iowa State 31 Texas 26
The Clones are looking good for a second-place finish and a spot on the Big 12 Championship game at Jerry’s World!!
Iowa 27 at Northwestern 21
These two gladiators once met in the brainiac championship of the world in 1969!! Northwestern won the finals of the General Electric College Bowl by answering correctly the number of gallons of water in the Red Sea! Iowa received revenge by downing the Wildcats in football!! The no G.E.academic or football bowl for the Wildcats this year!!
B in T High School picks:
Jenks 55 at Westmore 13
The Trojan's trip to the city was business only!! Short and sweet, entered the Westmore stadium 30 minutes before kickoff! Warmed up and kicked butt! Shook hands with the opponents for 15 minutes, loaded on the bus, sack lunches with leftover Halloween candy, and back to Jenks for beddy-bye with mom!!
Bixby 51 at BTW 34
Bixby skated out of a trap known as S.E. Williams Stadium on Zion Street in Tulsa!! The teams were tied 27 to 27 at half!! BYW has the speed but so does Bixby and the line strength of the Spartans have no better in high school!!
Oklahoma Christian 45 Blackwell 6
Blackwell drives to Edmond to play an undefeated and stacked private school team!!
Broken Arrow 45 Enid 20
BA Tigers devoured the Enid Plainsman by 25 and still made it to the team turkey shoot at 4 am Saturday!!
Cascia Hall 42 Keys- Park Hill 24
Cascia defeated the Keys Park Hill Cougars!! A major disturbance occurred with an electrical outage in the Utica Square area!! A wide load, 150k dollar Mercedes-Benz SUV smashed into a Nutcracker decoration being prepared for Christmas ? lighting!! The power was restored by the Helmerichs an hour later!!
Cushing 36 at Harrah 29
This game was possibly the greatest event at Harrah, also known as the Heart of the Heartland, since the Mud wrestling championship on ABC Wide World of Sports in 1985!! Team captain Caleb ‘Swayze’ Perry had his team fired up with a pregame speech similar to General Patton’s! All of the Cushing senior players had Superman shirts under their jerseys! On to the playoffs!!
Bishop Kelley 31 Shawnee 21
The Comets make the playoffs as a 2 seed after an 0-3 start to the season!! Kelley muscled Shawnee as the Senior night crowd stood proud and loud!!
Holland Hall 56 Inola 14
The Holland Hall Dutchmen are NOT named after the Flying Dutchman ship that no port would allow docking!! This was explained by a friend and a HH graduate!! But he also had no clue why the nickname was attributed to HH!
Owasso 52 at Putman City 6
The Rams defense has been doing 100 gassers since giving up 47 points to Mustang two weeks ago!! Coach Bill Blankenship blood pressure was balistcally blowin up beyond belief!!
Mom O Meter Putman City moms .987 Owasso moms .980
Very close bout between two of Oklahoma's bestie moms in the state!!
War Acres moms are well known for their hockey team which ranks 2nd nationally in penalty minutes and cuss words!! The Owasso moms hockey team is highly ranked but did not have the hip checking size of the Putman moms!!
B in T Diner of the week:
Moe’s Place - War Acres - This diner is well known for its Turkey ? legs and giblets!! Moe’s Place had supplied ten thousand turkey legs to the Tulsa State Fair over the last 2 years!!
B in T Pro Football picks:
Browns 28 at Bengals 24
The future MVP of the Progressive commercial was 17-23 completions, 336 yards, and 3 touchdowns!!
Cowboys 37 Broncos 17
The Cowboys lassoed the Broncos and QB Dax road the tamed horse into the Dallas sunset!!
Chiefs 31 Packers 27
The Chiefs finally won a game!! Kermit Mahomes had to bail out gangsta brother from inciting a postgame fight with Aaron Rodgers! The derelict Mahomes brother was accused of throwing a tube of Just For Men's hair gel at him as he left the stadium!! Lawsuits are pending!
Cardinals 34 at 49ers 31
Cardinals continue to be the best team in the NFL!!
Steelers 24 Bears 7
The Bears lose again!! Big money longtime Bears fans are attempting to have the team moved to the Barcelona Stallions of the European League!! The reasoning here was to move the Bears as far away from Chicago as possible!! No one from Chitown will ever have to watch da Bears again!!
Have a great sports week!
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November 04, 2021 at 06:03AM
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