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Bryan in Tulsa FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM B in T Rants: Skylar Thompson, ex K State Mildcat, and Brock ‘too’ Purdy, from Cyclone land both representing the Big 12 in the NFL playoffs!! What happened to number 1 picks, Murray and Mayfield from Oklahoma!! Oh, but there is 2022 MVP Jalen Hurts from Philadelphia via ‘Bama and OU! New Coach Prime is going crazy with 274 offers for his new gig with Colorado!! So far 159 have committed!! Prime was not a math major at Florida State!! Hell of a recruiter bro! Midcourt Max of ORU is lighting up the scoreboard and is ranked 5th in the nation in scoring!! Projected second round to the LA Lakers! Or he could come back for one more year, and break many ORU and national records!! TULSA REPRESENTS! Dax Hill Cincinnati 918- BTW Hornets Justice Hill Baltimore 918 - BTW Hornets Clay Martin head ref 918 - Nathan Hale Rangers Cardinal Baseball fans remember when Rick Ankiel could not hit his catcher's mitt in the 2000 playoffs against the Atlanta Braves!! Ankiel not hitting strike zone in 2000 and Dallas Cowboy Kicker Maher missing 4 extra points in a row are why the NFL has sport psychiatrists that make 500 dollars an hour! This is currently known as the ‘yips’ so...........I just save you a big psychiatrist bill!! Pantera is headlining ROCKLAHOMA! September 1-3 2023! Two Stl. Cardinal 20-year-olds are possible future superstars!! Jordan Walker a 6’5” 225 lbs third baseman/outfielder and Masynn Winn a 5’11” SS who threw out a runner with a 103 MPH throw to first base in a futures game!! Only the second throw over 100MPH ever recorded from the SS position!! Winn looks like a 2024 stud but Jordan may be sneaking into the lineup in 2023!! They remind me of past Redbirds stars centerfielder Bake McBride and shortstop Gary Templeton! Nude Pickleball is to a court near you if you don't watch out! Naturist resorts all over the country are discovering that nudists want more pickle ball!! Clothing-optional resorts are finding that pickleball facilities and hosting tournaments are in high demand among their guests and nude naturalist!! I am putting a proposal together for our director at the Center, for Nude Pickleball!! OU lady Sooner Robertson to break all-time 3-pointers made at 494 and will eclipse well over 500 before the season ends!! Bobbleheads: Verrrry Young Soccer Recruit! To Papa B in T, it was devastating to watch his Grandson Gus on a front-row recruiting visit to TU’s hated basketball rivalry ‘the Golden Eagles of ORU!!!!’ I cried, but I did get my 3XL ORU Sweet 16 t-shirts!! I did notice that ORU’s Name Licensing Image (NIL) dollars now include popcorn for basketball and soccer recruits!! IMG_4918.heic NFL Playoffs: NFC Championship Eagles 31 49ers 27 The Eagles, led by former Sooner QB Jalen Hurts, scored 3 touchdowns two by sea and one by land!! Two by pass and one by run, for non-nautical folks who follow B in T!! 49ers wittle bitty cuty QB Purdy was tucked away to nighty night till next season!! His 705k contract will now include new play station games Madden, and NCAA 2024 for life!! I shat u not!! AFC Championship: Chiefs 44 Bengals 41 OT The Chiefs QB Mahomes battles Bengals star QB in a shoot-out similar to the movie Tombstone where each QB and gunfighter completed 95% of their throws and gunshots! OT was settled by back-to-back then turn and fire at ten paces!!
B in T College Basketball Picks: Tulsa 71 Memphis 69 OT Last week's Andolis Pizza crowd was AMAZING!! And TU wins in OT!! This week's crowd eats the world's largest Cinnebun!! TU wins in OT!! Big 12 - SEC Challenge Oklahoma 71 Alabama 70 The the mini Sooner Schooner with midget ponies made its debut at the Loyd Noble arena! The Rufneks are using OU National Champions gymnasts to steer the Mini wagon and tiny ponies! Sooner’s Jacob Groves hits a three-pointer at the buzzer to win the SEC Challenge! Loyd Noble fans be aware of horse poop while exciting! Mizzou 78 Iowa State 75 Mizzou wins by three at home and wins by three at home! They mirror each other verrry closely!! Baylor 84 Arkansas 67 The Razorbacks are having problems internally as which players are going pro and which are getting the Tyson Foods NIL deal for a lifetime deal on chicken nuggets!! Tennessee 73 Texas 68 This will be a SEC football game score in 2 years!! Kansas 81 at Kentucky 74 Too much of the Dick dude from Kansas! No, geesh, I was not referring to Coach Self! Oklahoma State 73 Ole Miss 61 State got lucky by playing the lowest NET ranking team in the SEC!! OSU's defensive efficiency is 5th in the nation!! Oral Roberts 89 Omaha 70 ORU is not part of the SEC challenge........but maybe they should be!!! Could win 30 games this year!! Have a great sports week! Bryan in Tulsa
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