HILLSBORO, OR—According to sources from within Solid Foundations Church, the long-standing worship team bassist of ten years was actually just a random guy who wandered up on the stage one day pretending like he knew what he was doing. The man picked up the then-vacant church house bass and plucked completely random notes on the […]
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