GROVE HILLS, CT—Finally ending months of torturous, off-beat hand-clapping, the security team at Grove Baptist were at long last able to locate the culprit who could not seem to ever clap on a single correct beat, tagging him with a well-aimed tranquilizer dart right in the neck, before dragging his semi-conscious body out the front […]
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