Daughter Kidnapped On 12th Birthday Replaced With Sassy Angsty Clone

10/11/2018

October 11, 2018 at 01:16PM from The Babylon Bee
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VANCOUVER, WA—Distraught parents Shelly and Mark Fenwick didn’t think it could happen to them. Their daughter Lisa was celebrating her 12th birthday when suddenly, the girl vanished. “We don’t know if somebody took her or if she ran away or simply slipped into some sort of transdimensional wormhole. All we know is that she is gone,” Mr. Fenwck told reporters.

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