HOUSTON, TX—In an altruistic act meant to help Americans currently being bombarded with extremely cold weather, Joel Osteen personally offered to warm up the entire country with his lungs’ nearly inexhaustible supply of hot air. Osteen stated he would plant himself in the middle of the coldest parts of the country and simply begin preaching […]
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