CEDAR RAPIDS, IA—According to the frightened family members of Luke Manning, 34, the local father of three invented 47 entirely new cuss words while putting Christmas lights up on his family’s home Wednesday evening. “For all the love of funfetti … Oh my jumpin’ Jerry Falwell Jr … FARCICAL FLIPPER!” Manning reportedly yelled as another […]
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via The Babylon Bee