Local Woman Discovers Prayer RequestGossip Loophole

March 31, 2017 at 11:14AM from The Babylon Bee
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COLUMBUS, GA—Local woman Georgine Sanders revealed Friday she had discovered a loophole that allowed her to pass on juicy morsels of gossip and simultaneously appear extra-spiritual to other church members. Dubbed the “Prayer Request–Gossip Loophole,” the exploit requires that one simply join the church’s prayer team, and then pass on every scandalous rumor or harmful […]

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