Man Refuses To Join Local Gym Claims Hes Just Part Of The Universal Gym

8/22/2018

August 22, 2018 at 10:51AM from The Babylon Bee
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TORONTO—Local man Tim Rubidoux has refused to join a local gym, claiming instead that his membership in the “invisible, universal gym” should be enough to get him into shape. “Yeah, I’m not really into the whole ‘organized fitness’ thing,” he told reporters, stating that he’s been “burned a few times” by gyms that didn’t cater […]

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