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U.S.—A new technology released this week automatically electrocutes worship leaders whenever they deviate from the song arrangements they themselves selected and rehearsed throughout the week. Developed by a coalition of church audiovisual technicians, the technology consists of a series of electrodes strapped to the worship leader and a small wireless device that communicates with the […]
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via The Babylon Bee